Be me

be me
>At college
>Play a game of tennis
>Go to changing room
>Other lads there
>About to get undressed
>Remembered I'm wearing my girly 'Hello Kitty' panties
>There's nobody in apart from this Spanish guy
>I hope he doesn't see me
>He spanks my arse and says "Hey cheeka"
>Me get really nervous
>He rips my panties of and sees smol bepis and begins to stroke me and puts his fingers in my assy
>I don't enjoy this and push him away
>He hits me and locks the door
>He sits on my face
>I hate it
> He starts to insert his bepis inside me
>He cums on my face and runs out
Nobody believes me when I tell people and call me a sissy whore while I'm soaked in his dirty cum

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uk more like ugay lmao

>hello kitty undies
sweet, where'd you buy them? I've been having a hard time finding a place myself since it's usually kids undies that have her on them

You guys? More like
Fucking retarded niggers

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the fact that this isn't a copypasta concerns me the most

See you in therapy

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You're under arrest for supreme faggotry

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hehe
OP likes when guys sit on his face

imagine making him push his head between the couch cushions and he's lookin up and u take down ur shorts and slowly lower your bottom onto his face
He'd like that! seein that big bottom comin down on him

haha... WEIRDO

shut up fag

Lick my shit encrusted anus you sand nigger

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this tbqhwyfamalam

My log encrusted star fish. Your throat. Right now.

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dumb, gay, rimjob enthusiast homosexual

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I bet your bepis smells fishe

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I bet your balls smell like warm scones.

What a STUPID thing to say

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faggot

Epic

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>be me
>at uni
>go to uni gym
>go to uni changing room
>leave bag in changing room
>£30 stolen from bag
c-cool haha

then you wake up

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Eat shit

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Die

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Make me you fucking faggot

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quote?

Do it yourself lazy fag

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Suck the shit out of my arse and I'll consider it

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I'm not into that sorry

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die

Then kill yourself you fucking faggot

Yeah you too kid

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This is the single greatest image that I've ever seen.

Okay I guess kill yourself twice

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