be me
>At college
>Play a game of tennis
>Go to changing room
>Other lads there
>About to get undressed
>Remembered I'm wearing my girly 'Hello Kitty' panties
>There's nobody in apart from this Spanish guy
>I hope he doesn't see me
>He spanks my arse and says "Hey cheeka"
>Me get really nervous
>He rips my panties of and sees smol bepis and begins to stroke me and puts his fingers in my assy
>I don't enjoy this and push him away
>He hits me and locks the door
>He sits on my face
>I hate it
> He starts to insert his bepis inside me
>He cums on my face and runs out
Nobody believes me when I tell people and call me a sissy whore while I'm soaked in his dirty cum
Be me
uk more like ugay lmao
>hello kitty undies
sweet, where'd you buy them? I've been having a hard time finding a place myself since it's usually kids undies that have her on them
You guys? More like
Fucking retarded niggers
the fact that this isn't a copypasta concerns me the most
See you in therapy
You're under arrest for supreme faggotry
hehe
OP likes when guys sit on his face
imagine making him push his head between the couch cushions and he's lookin up and u take down ur shorts and slowly lower your bottom onto his face
He'd like that! seein that big bottom comin down on him
haha... WEIRDO
shut up fag
Lick my shit encrusted anus you sand nigger
this tbqhwyfamalam
My log encrusted star fish. Your throat. Right now.
dumb, gay, rimjob enthusiast homosexual
I bet your bepis smells fishe
I bet your balls smell like warm scones.
What a STUPID thing to say
faggot
Epic
>be me
>at uni
>go to uni gym
>go to uni changing room
>leave bag in changing room
>£30 stolen from bag
c-cool haha
then you wake up
Eat shit
Die
Make me you fucking faggot
quote?
Do it yourself lazy fag
Suck the shit out of my arse and I'll consider it
I'm not into that sorry
die
Then kill yourself you fucking faggot
Yeah you too kid
This is the single greatest image that I've ever seen.
Okay I guess kill yourself twice