No more mart sharts. Checkmate, Europoors

want me to lick that clean for you?

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Man i hate that when im banging myself with my dildo and cum, i hate pulling it out just to see the head covered in shiet.

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See

fucking lol
epic post

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how about you clean your ass BEFORE using toys next time, retard?

fucking kek

I do, but I forgot to take them out of my ass before work so I just left them in all day.

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Best thread on bant right now

Congrats OP. You've really outshat yourself.

Great day for the Burgers,

I just ate you goddamn starspangled piece of shit

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I didn't need to see this

Kek
Oh my fuck I'm gonna use that pic a lot, thanks americanon

Why did you show us that?

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Hi

How does it make you feel our country licks so much ass on them, that we all might wake up with brown eyes tomorrow :/

based

Going shopping soon. Time to prepare.

lol
fucking awesome

See this India? This is why you're losing. US had a shitting problem, improvised and fixed it.

The absolute state of United States of America

bump

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eesh dude, he is right, is that poop all over? Man you need a better diet first of all. Secondly, bugger off.