Tfw my class files are always 1000 lines

>tfw my class files are always 1000 lines
>tfw my methods are always a few hundred lines of code
>tfw i have no problem scrolling through them and all my code is neatly contained in one file
>tfw i treat OOP like procedural
>tfw all my fields are static so my other package components can have easy access

When will you programming babies ever get on my level? I'm churning out enterprise software on my own in weeks while your in your code baby office trying to figure out how to multi-thread a countdown timer.

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op is a retard

>multi-thread a countdown timer

That's ingenious. Literally faster than the speed of time.

must...not...fall for bait

>he doesnt have all his code in a single 80 character width file

>unironically bragging about how your code is a bloated pile of shit
>"I can read it just fine!"
let me guess... you are a Java developer?

>He doesn't have all his code on a 40 column punched card
Fucking zoomers I swear.

i store my code by punching sequences of holes representing 8-bit bytes into steel plates

>class file
>oop
>static
>package
>methods
Let me guess... You're Sherlock?

>using bloated binary representation
I turn my transistors on and off by hand

need to ask you something, and be honest: are you indian?

Yeah but I'm getting paid and you're paying... cuck.

I turn your sister on and off by hand

It’s not his problem your shit pc can’t run bloated code

You've never even seen another language that uses packages, intermediate meta files and messages?

Christ no wonder you still use Java you little brainlet. Now get the fuck out of my front page.

Let's see a repo, Sherlock.

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>Transistors
Electrons are a glow in the dark conspiracy. I do all computation exclusively using an abacus and slide rule.

Please be bait

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Prob a proprietary fag.

You'll want to kill yourself down the road when you're maintaining it.

Smells like glow in the dark cia nigger shit to me.

Bloated code is about being hard to update and maintain, not how it runs. You don't program, do you

It depends. Some bloat isn't bloat at all and is just initialization shit.

How can get I to your level when I'm already passed it?