>tfw my class files are always 1000 lines >tfw my methods are always a few hundred lines of code >tfw i have no problem scrolling through them and all my code is neatly contained in one file >tfw i treat OOP like procedural >tfw all my fields are static so my other package components can have easy access
When will you programming babies ever get on my level? I'm churning out enterprise software on my own in weeks while your in your code baby office trying to figure out how to multi-thread a countdown timer.
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December 21, 2018 - 21:49
December 21, 2018 - 21:51
>multi-thread a countdown timer
That's ingenious. Literally faster than the speed of time.
December 21, 2018 - 21:51
must...not...fall for bait
December 21, 2018 - 22:30
>he doesnt have all his code in a single 80 character width file
December 21, 2018 - 22:33
>unironically bragging about how your code is a bloated pile of shit >"I can read it just fine!" let me guess... you are a Java developer?
December 21, 2018 - 22:36
>He doesn't have all his code on a 40 column punched card Fucking zoomers I swear.
December 21, 2018 - 22:37
i store my code by punching sequences of holes representing 8-bit bytes into steel plates
December 21, 2018 - 22:39
>class file >oop >static >package >methods Let me guess... You're Sherlock?
>using bloated binary representation I turn my transistors on and off by hand
December 21, 2018 - 22:45
need to ask you something, and be honest: are you indian?
December 21, 2018 - 22:47
Yeah but I'm getting paid and you're paying... cuck.
December 21, 2018 - 22:49
I turn your sister on and off by hand
December 21, 2018 - 22:55
It’s not his problem your shit pc can’t run bloated code
December 21, 2018 - 22:56
You've never even seen another language that uses packages, intermediate meta files and messages?
Christ no wonder you still use Java you little brainlet. Now get the fuck out of my front page.
December 21, 2018 - 22:59
Let's see a repo, Sherlock.
December 21, 2018 - 22:59
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December 21, 2018 - 23:04
>Transistors Electrons are a glow in the dark conspiracy. I do all computation exclusively using an abacus and slide rule.
December 21, 2018 - 23:05
Please be bait
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December 21, 2018 - 23:22
December 21, 2018 - 23:42
You'll want to kill yourself down the road when you're maintaining it.
December 22, 2018 - 02:01
Smells like glow in the dark cia nigger shit to me.
December 22, 2018 - 02:04
Bloated code is about being hard to update and maintain, not how it runs. You don't program, do you
December 22, 2018 - 02:13
It depends. Some bloat isn't bloat at all and is just initialization shit.
December 22, 2018 - 04:59
How can get I to your level when I'm already passed it?
December 22, 2018 - 05:10