Tfw my class files are always 1000 lines

>tfw my class files are always 1000 lines
>tfw my methods are always a few hundred lines of code
>tfw i have no problem scrolling through them and all my code is neatly contained in one file
>tfw i treat OOP like procedural
>tfw all my fields are static so my other package components can have easy access

When will you programming babies ever get on my level? I'm churning out enterprise software on my own in weeks while your in your code baby office trying to figure out how to multi-thread a countdown timer.

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op is a retard

>multi-thread a countdown timer

That's ingenious. Literally faster than the speed of time.

must...not...fall for bait

>he doesnt have all his code in a single 80 character width file

>unironically bragging about how your code is a bloated pile of shit
>"I can read it just fine!"
let me guess... you are a Java developer?

>He doesn't have all his code on a 40 column punched card
Fucking zoomers I swear.

i store my code by punching sequences of holes representing 8-bit bytes into steel plates

>class file
>oop
>static
>package
>methods
Let me guess... You're Sherlock?

>using bloated binary representation
I turn my transistors on and off by hand

need to ask you something, and be honest: are you indian?