This kills the CS major

>calculus
Try measure theory and lebesque integrals

Retard

(1-sec^2(x+y)) / sec^2(x+y)
= -tan^2(x+y)*cos^2(x+y)
= -sin^2(x+y)

That is intuitive and direct about WHY you got there. OP's image is just someone who is far too fascinated with composite identities rather than elegance.

I'm gay (I'm happy)

Can anyone explain what the fuck is going on here? I know it's implicit but I can't figure it out no matter how hard I try

waste of time. a computer can do that shit for me.

Holy shit brainlet

Differential equation. Line 1 to 2 is deriving both sides with respect to x, you're calculating dy/dx.

Once you get to line 2 the rest should be obvious enough using simple trig identities.

>this kills the engineering major

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I got into programming because I could use it to explain all these symbols. It is just not verbose enough to really understand what is going on when you see these symbols.

>physics kills non-physics majors

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You know what also kills the CS majors?

The realization that they spent 3 years and god knows how much money studying something useless instead of working on their vocational skills and getting a job.

But we had electromagnetics on the 1st year.

>Electromagnetic Fields in a Vacuum Near a Black Hole
Might as well study spot-welding in a unicorn glade near a pulsar. It's cute that you can jack off to self-consistent imaginary math and call it physics because it's tangibly related to real-world models, but you'd be better off studying pure math than this garbage. At least with pure math there's a chance it could be useful when it's discovered that muons actually behave like complex field topology or some shit.

>charges in black holes
What the fuck kind of garbage is this? The force carrier of electromagnetism are photons which cant escape the black hole. The field is literally zero outside the scwarzchild radius and inside nobody fucking knows because its a black hole and singularities are a symptom of poor models.

This is not even the final form of physics, wait until you see charged black holes!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reissner–Nordström_metric

>this kills the physicist

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>tfw only have a bachelor in math
I didnt understand shit. Is this topology?

Calculus in general is not hard, though this is a fairly complicated exercise for a calculus class. Most professors won't ask anything like this on a test.

Where can you go find text explanations for all the steps? I don't get it and examples you find online seem to combine several steps into one.

Holy shit you're retarded. There are charged black holes.

Chegg or an instructor solution manual

>One can easily see that every Euclidean topos is contra-conditionally finite, hyper-pointwise Poincare, partially Euclidean and Noetherian.
Yes. Easily. I love how retarded Math jargon can get once you dig into real specific fields.

>this kills the mathematician

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Explain how the photon carries the force from the center of the black hole and out to affect an electron

Football grants kill the mathematician. Not, whatever kind of homoerotic softcore porn I'm looking at here.

Well? What is it? Genuinly curious. The most advanced thing I did as bachelor was lebesque integrals

mathgen

This is mathgen. It doesn't make sense on purpose.

>mathgen
What? I was asking what field it is. Topology?

>learning math

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It's randomly generated nonsense

The funny thing is that I studied all of that, I just completely forgot it since I didn't need it even a single time since graduating. But I guess that's why I don't develop game engines or anything to do with simulations.

But then what will I quote to impress my friends?!

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Holy shit, this is great

Should have figured. It was saying too many familiar things with all the jargon. Whatever "contra-conditionally finite" means, I'm pretty sure "every Euclidian topos" would have been proven to be that before you tried to prove it was "hyper-pointwise Poincare" and "Noetherian." Much less that "every Euclidian topos is partially Euclidian."

>Anything I cannot understand is nonsense

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Lol. I guess I need more than a bachelor to tell the differencr

>complicated
Lol
This, not hard but lots of fun. I love measure theory, but I prefer differential geometry
Not even hard or anything. If you really want to show off, just give them the lagrangian of EWT or standard model
Lol
RN metric is what every undergrad studies fag.

Nothing you guys posted is hard or anything and I am not even the smartest guy in my class. this shithole must be full of retards.

t. PhD Physics (general relativity)

You sound like an undergrad junior who is way too impressed with himself for passing a class that all the business cross-disciplinaries flunked out of. I've never met a math or physics PhD student who thinks of anything in their mathematical maturity in terms of "difficulty" and "smarts", much less the early level ones.

>RN metric is what every undergrad studies fag.
But user, I'm an undergrad!

>vectors are partial derivatives now xD
lol, I'm not buying that shit

>not hard
Fuck you. Measure theory was hard as fuck.

Literally highschool math

Nice guess, but I am not that freshman impressed with Kaku and Brian green. I actually have published one paper during my masters (not very nice) and five upto now (terrible but it's theoretical). I am currently writing a draft for my final PhD thesis. Like I told, I am not very smart, at least that's what I think of myself

R E N T
F R E E

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I went to a proper school and had to take Calc I, II, and III despite being a CS major.

I did in Canada

I suck absolute dicks at it though

Yeah, now try applying measure theory to the foundation of quantum mechanics. I even had a talk with my professor when I insisted that hilbert space is about lebesgye integrls not Riemann integrals.

lmao, what do you expect from a 56% that can barely understand basic math

I'm taking Calculus 3 lmao, STEM in Brazil is the ultimate brainlet filter.

How is GR at the graduate level? I was thinking of either pursuing nuclear or GR.

There's multiple infinity symbols that are raised to different powers. That should have tipped you off that is was nonsense.

Also the symbols used are constantly changing.

Yea, Brazil is world renowned for their scientific and mathematical rigor.

>math kills the non math majors
:o

Lots of abstract maths, awesome to read and all, but terrible job scope outside academia. So after I finish my PhD, I am thinking of coming to programming and replace all the Jow Forums tards lmao. But yeah, nuclear is probably nice if you prefer a bit more experimental and it possibly has more job scope then the steaming pile of shit I took. I attended a conference at cern, like a year back and met couple of guys from HEP and particle physics. They seem to be doing really great stuff and by great I mean marketable skills.
You know when GR is useful? In the internet to brag, while the reality is my life sucks as compared to Solid state and condensed matter. Try those

My uni has a lot in solid state and condensed matter, I guess I can try looking into those.
Shame about GR though, it's probably my favorite field, but I don't think I want to stay in academia either.

Computer engineer here in Canada, we have to do up to calc 3, among linear algebra and programming

I dont know. Could have been some fucked math that uses shit like that which I never encountered.

Calc 2 and 3 is easy. Differential equations and LTI systems is where the rubber meets the road.

We indeed have a bunch of universities on the top 20 for anything related to agriculture and top 50 for many STEM courses. About CS, even our shittiest universities are way ahead of your average community college, you can be sure about that.

I had a non-calc high school course that gave me math creds to skip Calc 1.

I had to take Calc 1-3 and LinAlg for a minor

I've never completed anything higher than precalc, it hasn't had any negative impact on my career.

the real brainlet filter is who has a job when they graduate.

Easily the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read on Jow Forums

well duh, they are not engineers

fuck this gay shit, math is for nerds

do they teach you programming? I was taking a computer engineering course during the fall and most people didn't know C

>this kills the lifter

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>Another superpower by 2020

this, even philosophy majors have better skills to land a job unironically.

>LTI systems
>tfw getting my ass fucked by signals and systems

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really? 8th grade maths? lol

>this kills the mathematician

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> Non Philosophy branlets ITT
Enjoy not seeing beyond your own two eyes

>another jelly mathfag cope thread

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>tfw found out it was random bullshit before reading the comments

I READ HEGEL AND PRETENDED TO UNDERSTAND

reading Marx is not philosophy, user.

> hegel
get back at ne when you fully grokk nietzsche :)

Whatever you say, dumb burger. Unless you are in a renowned uni, you can't say shit. Any of our federals are better than your garbage comunity colleges.

I'm British m8 lol

>being this assblasted
Whatever you say, like anyone gives a shit what goes on in that hellhole of a country

Basic algebra and pre-calc shit? Most STEM courses have at least a couple of calculus subjects, no?

I'm from Brazil and most (decent places) usually have:

Calc I - Limits, Differentiation, Integrals and Rates.
Calc II - Series, Parametrization, Ordinary Differential Equations
Calc III - Multivariable calculus, double and triple integrals, vectorial functions and some applications related to these topics.
Numeric Calculus - Solving integrals, roots and other shit by approximation and iterative algorithms.

What are all of these non-countries doing on my Jow Forums?

Uhm, sweatie, it's 4channel. Didn't you get the memo?

That must be why the best STEM universities are in the USA

>Jow Forums

Are you on crack or have you forgotten that tech shit is infested with immigrants?

The real question is why the fuck do they think anyone cares about what goes on in their third world countries?