UK will require visitors of porn sites to provide driving license scan, card and CVV numbers

metro.co.uk/2018/12/19/porn-sites-will-require-proof-age-april-2019-itll-work-8265771/

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OI U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT PORNO DO U M8?

Meanwhile there is a new machete attack in downtown Bongstan almost weekly now.

>mfw buying loicense from a suspicious paki

In unrelated news, VPN providers see a large increase in revenue, plans for more offices in London as part of a 'dynamic expansion strategy'

There is literally nothing wrong with this if it means less britfags on the internet.

>Driving license
>Porn
Why? Wouldn't an ID more than enough?

Don't think the article implies anything of the sort, unless you're talking about people who use the internet exclusively for porn which you wouldn't notice anyway?
Try projecting a little less user, you don't wear it well.

>live in third world
>Set up a VPN farm
>Sell to britbongs
>Profit

Here is your business plan for 2019, Jow Forums

>age verification cards bought in shops

porn pass black market coming right up

>oy, wheres your wankin loicense cheeky cunt?

on the one hand, this is ridiculous overreach, but on the other hand, timmy getting access to violent gangbang bukakke videos at 11 years old can't be healthy for society

Kids are smart enough to know how to install a VPN. They're more technically knowledgeable than the people that passed this law and will circumvent any of these checks easily.

The evil rock and roll as well! Can't be good for society! Everybody will die from love!
hashtag nipplegayed

yeah rock music is the same as watching pornography, which is proven to affect brain chemistry and be addictive

are you really comparing rock and roll to bukkake gangbangs

there's a fucking limit dude

>SHOW ME YOUR PORNGRAPHIC IMAGERY LOICENSE YA LITTLE SHIT

You don't define limits for this species, you butthurt prude five-eyes citizen. If she wants to gargle semen, let her gargle semen. Slut shaming is the bottom of the barrel, far below the porn actresses.

I watched material like that from around that age and I have a perfectly healthy relationship with women.
If people so dumb that they can't differentiate between pornography and reality then a warped view of sex is the least of their troubles.

This

Mindgeek employee here. We've been briefed about this for the last 3 years. It's called AGE ID or something like that. AMA.

This.
It's the same thing around video games and movies, if people are using dramatised scenarios as a reference point of reality then either they live with Joseph Fritzl or have mental problems that should prohibit them from browsing the internet altogether.

Are you guys going to circumvent this somehow? This will decimate traffic coming from the UK.

*Josef

OI YOU CHEEKY CUNT WHERE IS YOUR PORN LOICENS , M8?

There is no proof that porn does anything to your brain amerifat.

>Meanwhile there is a new machete attack in downtown Bongstan almost weekly now.
lmao what

how about parents deal with that shit instead of the state

Remember migrants? Niggers don't know parenting.

Does everyone wear kippahs in the office?

what's next, ban schools in the US because white parents can't control their school shooter kids, that'd be a pretty retarded solution

>They're more technically knowledgeable than the people that passed this law
Which is not saying much, tbqh. Pic Related prob. next PM - a woman whose competence knows no begin - her, or Comrade Corbyn, a man whose talent for judging the mood of the country then saying the opposite is without parallel. tldr, Bong is fucked, been nice knowing you all tho.

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>still have to pay estate agents fees for renting, with prices rising astronomically year after year
>have to show passport to the paki working illegally at the corner shop to have a wank
t-th-thanks theresa

No. We have a guy in parliament there who is helping with the process. We realize people are just going to borrow their friends credit cards and sign in anyway. It goes beyond the UK. Some Queen of the Netherlands or someone of high status wanted this. From what we were told she's pretty daft and cancelled the meeting a bunch of times in the beginning.

Contrary to what pol tells you, it is THE GOVERNMENT and THE BANKS who have the power over porn. The only agenda my bosses have is make as much ad revenue as possible.

Check the dns record for ageid.com, it's ultra dns, the same as every other mindgeek site.

>what is a torrent?
>what is a vpn?
>what is a proxy?
Just more proof that the government is full of useless retards.

This. The quality of Jow Forums is going to increase.

Only going to affect normers.

i would just like to say "AGHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"

>The only agenda my bosses have is make as much ad revenue as possible.
based capitalism

I'll believe it when I see it.

They said they were going to do it last April and failed. It's only a political move so the government can be seen to "protect children" and get more votes.

OI Offissah, ah Caun't affor' one, can ah 'ave a wank while thinking 'bout me mum

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>making a thread about bongistan
Why? They're so far gone it's scary.

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>using a vpn instead of tor

gotta love the tories

dead dicks

the botnet already knows your name, face and the exact moment of each video you ejaculated to. and they recorded the sounds you made when you did.

requiring your license and credit card is just lazy programming.

>daily mail
lol

i'm sure it'll work just fine
if image.ocr().lowercase().contains("date of birth") and time.timeOfDay().toSeconds() - image.ocr().lowercase().substring("date of birth*").findregexp("[0-9][0-9]/[0-9][0-9]/[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]").toDate().toSeconds() > 568036800 then
return true
else
return false

I'm thinking about normalfolk, who would be scared of using Tor because it's "a gateway to dodgy websites and viruses"

>that'd be a pretty retarded solution
Why? It'd increase profits AND solve school shootings. You're a genius, man!

I was thinking mayocide but I guess that works too, for now

Good. Porn is a destructive force. Eventually every government should ban it and it gets wiped off the internet for good.

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>if condition then return true else return false
not
>return condition

Fitting Turkey flag

>implying the bong poloice can come up with that

Driving license is a replacement for an ID in most countries

UK, Australia, USA

the holy trinity of retarded countries with stupid tech laws

This is a data breach apocalypse waiting to happen

>ewww naked girls

go be muslim somewhere else

Bong Island is basically a third world country now

Reminder to actively bully British nationals, they deserve it.

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They don't have guns.
Basically it is their version of a school shooting

look at this pathetic fat peasant trying to justify his insecurities

warmongering country needs to keep their people under a constant state of terror

go buy all the stupid guns you can and shove them up your ass.

We don't have a general ID card, but the vast majority of people have a drivers license so it gets used as one.

what do you mean a guy in parliament?

The UK gov asked for feedback from Mindgeek about the law but there is no politician repping them.

Have fun with your totalitarian government that you are defenseless from
Our founders fought to get away from you dumb fucks, and made it a constitutional right to own arms and form militia, for the very purpose of revolution
now go show your ID for a plastic knife you fucking tard, and don't forget to suck off Muhammed before you go

Why does anyone white still live in the UK

Just move to the US

But not 4channel :-DD

What is stopping UK citizens from using an American DNS and visiting American porn sites. Wouldn't that completely bypass this or is there something I'm missing?

>AgePass uses blockchain
heh

>The UK announced mandatory porn license
You can't make this shit up lmao.