How would you design the ultimate high tech showerhead?

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Add capability for enema accessory.

> Virgin High Tech vs Chad Suicide Shower

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like pic related.
>whole body submerged in water
>warmth coming from everywhere
>more relaxing than standing and having a few drops of water sprinkling on you
>uses tons of water that poor african children could have drank

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>sitting in a pool of your own filth

Of course there would be a lot of filth if you only wash yourself once a week like you probably do.

>being filthy to begin with

True wealth enables you to stand above societies dogmas and rules of behavior. Only the middle class needs to pretend, the fantastically rich and abysmally poor are free to be as vulgar as they please.

and this is why we need to destroy the middle class, the npc class.

>wifi, bluetooth and 4g/5g connectivity
>microphone and speaker
>embedded linux with web server for configuration
>relays voice commands to other systems like alexa
>controls smart lights and smart a/c and smart fridge and smart toilet and smart faucet and smart trash can
>7" widescreen for tv, netflix and widi for your smartphone screen so you can instagram while naked and wet
>emergency electronic rip cord with exit bag
>two very small nozzles so you minimize your environmental impact on zimbabwe