How would you design the ultimate high tech showerhead?
Add capability for enema accessory.
> Virgin High Tech vs Chad Suicide Shower
like pic related.
>whole body submerged in water
>warmth coming from everywhere
>more relaxing than standing and having a few drops of water sprinkling on you
>uses tons of water that poor african children could have drank
>sitting in a pool of your own filth
Of course there would be a lot of filth if you only wash yourself once a week like you probably do.
>being filthy to begin with
True wealth enables you to stand above societies dogmas and rules of behavior. Only the middle class needs to pretend, the fantastically rich and abysmally poor are free to be as vulgar as they please.
and this is why we need to destroy the middle class, the npc class.
>wifi, bluetooth and 4g/5g connectivity
>microphone and speaker
>embedded linux with web server for configuration
>relays voice commands to other systems like alexa
>controls smart lights and smart a/c and smart fridge and smart toilet and smart faucet and smart trash can
>7" widescreen for tv, netflix and widi for your smartphone screen so you can instagram while naked and wet
>emergency electronic rip cord with exit bag
>two very small nozzles so you minimize your environmental impact on zimbabwe
>doesn't know how soap works
j..jobs is that you?
>destroying your skin by constantly washing
>not enjoying life
>soap makes filth disappear
Jesus Christ who invited the retards in?
baths only work after showers, so that doesn't happen
I like those ones that feel like you're being stomped on by a firehose, there should be so much pressure it's physically painful
>not washing yourself before using the bath like a normal person
>fixed showerheads
Do people just walk around with asses and balls that are rinsed off poorly?
you don't need more
Is that price real?
no, just get down on your hands and knees and tilt your butt and balls up towards the water