Wireless Earbuds

So I almost suffocated to death while sleeping last night listening to ASMR with my earphones. The loudness of my panicked attempt at breathing luckily woke me up...and it's the second time it happens this month. Enough is enough. What are the best wireless earbuds out there?

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How the fuck does that even happen? Are your ears so powerful they propel the earphones out at high speeds, twirling them in the air to then fall in your open mouth?

>next week
>Guys this is the third pair of wireless earbuds I've lost and one of them got so lodged in my ear I needed pliers to pull it out. Enough is enough. What are the best wired child-proof earbuds out there?

im assuming he somehow strangles himself with the wires

which is quite a feat too

I layed my phone next to my pillow on my right and when I moved my body towards my left side then later changed position laying on my back, most of the wire got stuck behind my back making it tighter and what last night made it worse is that my hand got lassoed too in the little loose space that was left so it became really tight around my neck. I was actually dreaming that I was having an asthma attack (I'm not actually asthmatic), unable to breathe and panicking on the floor struggling to slowly exhale and inhale, literally about to die (felt like drowning) before suddenly being able to get up and walking like a zombie towards someone who found an inhaler for me...it didn't work though because I was being literally strangled irl and as I said, the only thing that woke me up is the loudness of my panicked attempt at breathing. Think of the sound someone having his throat cut makes...my dead body would've also been found 2 weeks from now. I'm never going to sleep with earphones again.

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>I almost suffocated to death while sleeping last night listening to ASMR
What a damn shame you survived.

ASMR helps me fight insomnia.

If you do use earphones again, place the phone above your head so the wires go away from your body and if you rotate around, will only twist the wires.
I know nothing of wireless earbuds but I'm interested so will lurk this thread, but to tide you over until you get some put your phone on a medium-loud volume and place it under your pillow, closer to the head of the bed(Top of pillow) Rather than the middle of the pillow, should have some nice softened spreadout sound and no hard phone under your head.

>place the phone above your head
I can't do that.
>put your phone on a medium-loud volume and place it under your pillow
>should have some nice softened spreadout sound
Just tried it. Sounds interesting but I really need those binaural tingles desu and I'm scared of damaging the screen. I also wouldn't want my roommate to hear the sounds...thanks anyways.

Isn't that uncomfy as fuck? How about a speaker aimed towards your bed?