SANTA JUST STARTED THE DELIVERY, GUYS
YOU CAN CHECK HIS ASS ON MAPS LOCATION SHARING
FREE TARDS BTFO
TINFOILS UNGIFTED AND SAD
SANTA JUST STARTED THE DELIVERY, GUYS
Evan Wright
Aaron Walker
this was a good joke back in the day, but now that we know g*gle tracks you even if you refuse it's a harrowing reminder about surveillance
Logan Edwards
Santa is a Jewish plot to poison developing nations with poisonous toy factories.
Samuel Cook
Fuck Santa! Put CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS!
All you heathens are going to hell.
Isaiah Powell
holy redpilled
Easton Walker
BASED
Adam Richardson
TTHE MADMAN HAS ARRIVED TO THE SOUTH POLE
WTF
Brayden Gomez
I KNEW IT!
Miller didn't believe when I told him that NORAD tracks Santa Claus. Take this!
- Jack
Levi Powell
it loops over from the north side
Camden Nguyen
HOLY BASED, WHERE WILL HE GO NOW????
Nolan Parker
Mars
Dylan Richardson
That's am interesting question. If we do colonize mars, will martian children believe in Santa? Or any other earth related human traditions?
Owen Rogers
THE BEARD FUCK IS NEAR RUSKIELAND
HOPE HE DOES NOT GET HACKED
Nolan Robinson
What if Santa is Jesus giving gifts
Ryder Turner
цeль yвидeнa, пo кypcy пepeхвaтить
Andrew Bennett
HOLY SHIT ITS SANTA
Oliver Cruz
He is now delivering gifts to island savages for some reason
Eli Allen
What even is this shit?
Jacob Martinez
Why do you think Santa delivers presents in the first place, genius?
Jesus obviously hires Santa for the job of delivering presents on behalf of it being his birthday.
Jace Turner
cтoп тaлкинг лaйк ю pe кoмpaд
Leo Ramirez
"presents"
>Rudolph, drop the gas
Jaxon Howard
THE MOFO IS USING THE NITRO NOW
Mason James
GAAAAAS GAAAAS GAAS IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
Camden King
>savages
FUK YOU THATS AMERICAN CLAY
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF IT YOU CANADIAN BASTARDS
John Bell
Ausfags now
Thomas Murphy
Christmas is a pagan holiday
Dylan Brooks
We believe in that in Czech republic but we don't call him Santa. We call him Ježíšek (lil' Jesus).
William Gomez
I'm retarded, how is it Christmas day in those area's already? I thought the highest differential was 13 hours
Wyatt Hill
I can't wait till Santa gets shitposted on
William Rogers
Sure from UTC, but the largest differential on earth is 24hrs
Jeremiah Mitchell
that's gonna be a short trip
Eli Phillips
jacked from the pagans like the weak cucks they are
Daniel Robinson
Right now it's December 23rd 2:00 in EST, even with a 24 hour difference it would still only be the 24th?
Ian Campbell
>santa does two day delivery now instead of overnight delivery
FUCKING AMAZON RUINING EVERYTHING
Brody Gutierrez
Wtf
It disappeared for some reason
Santa stopped sharing his location and now it says 16h to start delivery
Either a big or the fucked up... It was a testing santa
Inb4 ausfags shot Santa
Eli Reed
H-he's fast...
Nathaniel Robinson
CONFIRMED
SOME PAJEET FUCKED UP THE SANTA THING AND THEY STOPPED REPORTING THE LOCATION
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE CURRENT STATE OF GOOGLE
I SWEAR
Nathan Perry
What the hell? NORAD says he's not starting for ~12 more hours.
Grayson Ramirez
You're right
They fucked up and just reversed the countdown 14 hours
Connor Brown
In some countries you get presents on christmas eve