Im 100% straight but i fuck dudes

Its actually kind of a problem. I dont know if its right or not but i cum in their butts

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This thread has been put under a spell by dicklet kot
All posts below this post will lose 3 inches of benin size

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nah that doesn't sound gay
cumming in their buttes makes it straight

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whatever

This is what Spaniards use before gay seks.

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I made cod with allioli sauce yesterday
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nothin changed

Did you try turning it off and on again?

hol up, I'll check

ye its still same size as it used to be

Was it smaller than 3 inches to begin with?
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Did it work?

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No it was bigger than 3 inches.
And no, its still just as big.

I think dicklet kot took pity on you
Im out of ideas

kot

no, its much more simple
we have to stop playing childeren's games
there is no such thing as dicklet kot

btw check out my 9

You're 100% straight but you decided to send yourself to Hell anyway?

Why???????

You know can fuck girls in the ass and Jesus won't get mad at you right?

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nice

sodomy is a sin, retard

nice 9

Nah, you can bone chicks in the pooper. Jesus is cool with it.

Jesus aint cool with carnal desire. In fact he aint cool with anything other than consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating. Which is kinda lewd tbqh. I bet he is into handholding and locking eyes for a very short time as well.

benis length is now negative send help

Take the titty skittles user
TAKE THEM!

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i ate 3 bags skittles and now i feels sick what do?

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Do your taxes

okay

my pp feel funny
why it look different
Spain, what have you done?
I can't satisfy a woman like this...

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Dude, it's in the bible. You can go on all the rectal rampages you want so long it's with chicks.

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You are the woman now
Send bobs

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When you say it like that it makes me feel like I’ve done the wrong thing