Welcome to /aan/ - Adopt a Neet

Welcome to /aan/ - Adopt a Neet
This is a thread for poorly housed and cared for NEETs as well as Providers with both room and desire. Also, just compatible roommates if that’s more your speed.
The ultimate goal for all participants is to move in together as flat(room)mates, friends, or something more. Your call.

If you are looking only for sex or "online only", you are in the wrong place. Shoo.

About yourself:

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider – willing and able to support others financially, or by providing living space
Semi-Provider – able or willing to contribute financially to some degree (e.g. to rent/bills)
NEET – willing to move in with someone and receive some personal support (you do not have to be a NEET!)
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
As much as about you as you are willing to say. Sex and gender matters to some people. Others, not so much.
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
General location or as specific as you want. For NEETs, your location and ability to relocate or not is especially important so please let everyone know.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
just a room/flatmate, friend, F/M/T only, gf, bf, fwb, live-in maid, strictly platonic, etc, [insert your own]
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Use this space to talk about the kind of person you are and the kind of person you are looking for.

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Don't remind me of this.
I still feel disgust in being a human.

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buying friend

god i wish that were me

this but unironically

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this is from some kink porn fyi not an autistic neet

>Status
NEET
>Gender, Age, Sexuality
Not sure yet, 22, straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Denmark and yes
>Anything else you would like to add?
I sleep most of the day

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Fucking lol.

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woah

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a lot of you already probably know me.
>Status: Provider
>Male, 20, Straight/Volcel
>Mountains of North Carolina
>Looking for a roommate.
Requirements to stay with me:
>Must get a decent job.
>Must learn a trade/skill while here.
>Just pay $300/mo as rent.
>Cook at least once a week.
>Pass a federal background check.
I've got a large home on top of a mountain in the woods. I'm a cybersecurity specialist with passions for music, cooking, and chess. AMA.

how big is your penis

lwed trips

No neet wants to get a job or go to a trade school or some shit you'd be lucky if they can pay rent it's called adopt a neet not find a roommate you fucking retard

I dunno if working a retail job counts as being a provider seeing as how I can't even earn enough to afford my own place.
But I'm not looking for someone to move in with me, I be looking to move in with someone.
>willing to move in with someone and receive some personal support
So chalk me up to this

>Sex
Male
>Age
21, about to be 22
>Sexuality
Bi :^)
>Location
Colorado
>willing to relocate
Depends on if you're willing to drive all the way up to the mountains of Colorado in winter to grab me.
>looking for
Friend tbdesu, but a bf/gf wouldn't hurt :3
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Medically disabled - total deafness in both ears, I have hearing aid and battery charger for said hearing aid
Be friendly with me and patient with me (verbal interactions give me trouble), but also leave me alone when I say I need alone time.
I'm perfectly willing to work a retail job to help pay for rent/bills
I'm generally chill, and I can take a lot. It takes quite a bit to get me angry, and believe me, you'll know when I'm angry and what I'm angry about.
I expect general respect as a human being - you do you, and I do me.

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5.6 inches
they don't have to go to a trade school to learn a trade or skill. i suppose you make a point with the job thing, so i guess they can stay if they're my maid

get out you fucking faggot nigger fuck

>zyzz ID
holy shit I'm MIRIN

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>I can take a lot
I bet you can.

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:^)

>willingly taking in parasites
If they're a NEET by choice, they do not deserve my or any of your support.

please be fake

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checked

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>Status
Self-employed videographer
>Gender, Age, Sexuality
Female, 24, Asexual
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Sweden, but I travel a lot.
>Anything else you would like to add?
I'm just lonely...

proven fake years ago

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you have a job, that is enough to provide for the rest of us in some shitty apartment to live like a typical mexican family with 10+ children

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Not up here. It's group up or die. I'm living in a motel and even this is precarious. Before that, I was living out of a car.
Fuck the cost of living up here. It's the same complaint up here: "They're not paying us enough to afford housing", "Housing is too expensive"
Literally SF-tier cost of living.

what did you say bitch?

tbf, I was thinking more of the chicanos and nuyoricans living in some shitty apartment on the US

it's ok honey

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dumb tranny