Technologies that the average American cannot use

>technologies that the average American cannot use

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or a fucking turn signal. unfortunately Brits can't use a damn toothbrush either.

6 speed VW GLI reporting in. My 3rd manual.

I really can't stand driving automatics. Not that they're not useful. But it's fucking boring and I damn near fall asleep and space out when all I'm doing is lightly touching a pedal. It's the primary reason I went to manual. Otherwise I'd probably fall asleep at the wheel desu

Cars are a botnet and overall waste of money.

>amerishitstains
in europe everyone switches to automatic because we finally realize how pointless and annoying manual is

more power to you. unfortunately where I live driving is a goddamn requirement because the distance to get groceries or go to college.

>or a fucking turn signal
Believe me, no one seems to be able to use a turn signal, no matter what country.

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why do you wanna do extra work

>technologies the average europoor can't use

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No, we're switching to automatic because they have actually gotten good now.

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Want to make a tight hairpin turn on a busy street to cut in front of traffic and quickly speed up to 45mph.

In a manual: shift from 1 to 2 and lug it to 45 before the truck behind you even has a chance to blow his horn.
In an automatic: press the foot pedal really hard, automatically shifts to third gear mid turn, sticking a little, make it to 45 some ten seconds later after the truck screeches his breaks and gives you the middle finger.

Lol that automatic scenario is so true. Shit can kkill you

I'm a burger and I drive stick

I'm sure the high-end ones with their fancy computer control system don't have this problem, but I couldn't stand my old Escort because of this. And not just for emergencies, but if the gearing didn't like how you started light and then went heavier after the guy in front of you sped up, you'd be sticking all the way to 60.

Fairly sure it's fixed in all modern automatic gearboxes.

Though they do tend to get confused when you slow down before suddenly accelerating.
But then you shouldn't do that if you're not a shit driver.

i guess this

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>technology that islamopeans can't use

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Also tech that chinks can’t use
>Work retail in a city with many Chinese tourists
>Majority of them have breath they smells literally like poop
They are the worst. When you back away because if their poop breath they just come closer too.

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Also just the fact that every automatic car I've had has had shitty tranny slipping issues that would have been totally avoided had I had a manual.

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Plus the Muslims who will eventually murder you and steal your car prefer automatics.

as a high IQ uber hacker i can assure you that low IQ pleb amerifats can't install arch linux

6 speed manual bmw 335xi here.

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You don't need any of this shit. Burgers and chicken fingers rule!

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Aren't those Shakira-patrol murder Muslims driving manual too?

I can't use a chariot either, but then again I can afford a real car because my tax rate isn't 101%

I don't get it

Europe is retarded in almost every way.

Cause they think that UK = Europe

I don't know how an automatic works

Driving an automatic is like watching dubbed anime desu

>in europe everyone switches to automatic
Nice fake news

The trick here is to learn how to stop driving like a fucking dickhead

here, if you take your driving exam in an automatic it's written on your license and you're only allowed to drive automatic.
you're basically treated like a sub class citizen.
newer cars might be nice automatics now, but everyone starts out as manual.
I've driven both and it really depends on the use case. hills with windy roads are nicer with manual, city or highway cruising is nicer with automatic.

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Still better than getting put in prison for saying hitler did nothing wrong

just text when you're driving if you're bored

Non-issue. Showers exist.

Technologies Britslams can't use

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Im going to have to disagree with your pic op. All of my family knows how to drive stick and we grew up in the city.

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these are just supreme court rulings. Generally this means nothing. Nice try tho.

How about you just dont pull out in front of a truck risking the lives of everyone around you like some kind of sub human

this
but manual > automatic

Copy that chief

T56 reporting in with a short shifter and lightweight button clutch.
Fuck autos
T. Ls1
Merry xmas

>amerimutts can't input cheat code to turn their grounded car into a flying car
How do these circumcised subhumans even live with themselves?

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>be my dad
>literal boomer
>don't use turn signals because you don't want to not because you forget
>get mad at others when you nearly cause a car crash
>"it's not my job to use the fucking indicator it's your job to see that I'm turning you retard"

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>DUDE WHY AREN'T YOU UNNECESSARILY BURDENING YOURSELF DAILY DOING DAILY MUNDANE TASKS WITH AM MANUAL TRANSMISSION THAT PERFORM WORSE IN EVERY WAY COMPARED TO AN AUTOMATIC
manualfags are this retarded

>obsolete technology

because for some reason using your turn indicator now means you're a faggot asshole trying to cut someone off and the remedy is getting honked at or getting lights flashed while the fukface behind you races up to pass you. Or faggots will cut you off just to get up in front of traffic like it's a god damn race. I just laugh at people that make themselves braindead retarded after crashing their car.

>BUT BRO IT'S LIKE YOU FEEL APART OF THE MACHINE YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

Fuck off.

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Twitter really went downhill when they increased the tweet limit.

Plenty of farmers still use that shit on their tractors.

>Technologies that the average European isn't allowed to know how to use.

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cringe

The only real advantage to manual gearboxes these days is they're easier to repair.

The new Europeans seem to know how to use them.

Electric single speed >>> dual clutch semi > manual > automatic > computerized manual > shit > piss > CVT.

Nobody can use idrive it’s terrible

>gli
i would rather take the bus

>tfw americans forget eastern europe is part of europe

Also the french have the most aggressive nuclear posture in the world, hah

Technology which confuses and scares HVAC specialists.

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>city
>automatic
disgusting
the only acceptable use of automatic is long highway trips

Make me think of pic related

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You have clearly never commuted in a box city while driving manual

>Electric single speed
Doesn't exist in cars. Only in battery-powered toys for rich.

eCVT (Prius or similar hybrid)>manual>CVT (when it works)>DSG (when it works)>automatic>>>shit>piss>DSG (when it doesn't work)>CVT (when it doesn't work)

>living in a box city
You only have yourself to blame.

A stick? I guarantee the percentage of americans driving stick is higher than you eurofags.

Why the fuck you need automatic on highway?
You don't shift that often on highways.

In city automatic is a good idea. This is actually why all city buses have automatic, while interurban can have manual.

Do niggers know how to drive dicks?

Nigger these toys are taking the automotive industry by storm, everyone and their grandma are making electric cars. And sure enough, electric motor means no need to shift gears, the motor is directly connected to the differential.

I drive stick but doubt I could shift with my left hand. I can't even jerk off with my left hand...

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Modern batteries are shit. Take forever to charge, which stops you from making long trips.
While on car with ICE you can have 2 or 3 driver on board and drive with near zero down-time on pump stations. Only 5 minutes in order to fill the tank and piss.

And yeah, hybrid tranny is best thing avalible now. Efficient as fuck, reliable as fuck. And has only one gear. But 2 motors.

30 minutes to 80% on any non shit car. Just enough time to stop to take a shit and have a breakfast.

That is too much to take a piss.
Also, high charging currents damage battery, while manufacturers hide this fact.
No meme water cooling will help.

same

the average american is undoubtedly retarded. i find it pretty hard to believe the average european isnt also retarded but who knows.

>don't have this problem,
a computer will never know what gear you want to be in. the best it can do is make an educated guess. until auto transmissions interact with a fucking camera and they can see the terrain and traffic in front of you, they will never possibly be better than a manual

>less efficient than electric or gasoline
>less reliable than electric or gasoline
Nigga. There's a good reason only super heavy duty vehicles are using diesel electric transmission as a feature rather than a gimmick.

no, you fucking idiot. automatics are shit, no matter how much you want to believe otherwise

If your battery is rated for that current then that's ok. 2000 cycles to 90% capacity if operated within rated limits, that's gonna be half a million miles with plenty of juice still in it.

CVTs are the best automatics. in fact, theyre the only automatics the have any chance of possibly being better than manuals. youre a fucking retard

>less efficient than electric or gasoline
Prius is one of the most efficient cars. Part of it is proper transmission.
>less reliable than electric or gasoline
Prius last for 500 000 - 1 000 000 km, depending on temperatures in your shithole.
Actually, it is more reliable, than typical automatic car.
There were no revolution in Li-ion batteries. They degrade badly even at standard 0.5C charging currents in 400 cycles.

i bet you buy a new computer when you get a virus too
unless you use a mac, either way youre a fag

CVTs aren't quite reliable. Except Prius shit, which is not exactly a CVT.
But yeah, they are quite efficient and smooth

thats not a h-bomb thats little boy a ATOMIC bomb

and easier to maintain and cheaper to repair and maintains and better performance and better fuel economy and the vehicle actually is in the gear you want it in not some dumb ass guess from a dumb ass computer

This technology confuses bus drivers

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Why do I need a designated bidet, when I can wash my ass with shower head on hose in bath?