Why are you here on Christmas eve, Jow Forums?

My family is a complete shitfest of liberals and feminists, Im actually glad I dont have to spend christmas or new year with them

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Waiting for my kids to go to sleep so I can put out their gifts.

you fucker i almost knocked over my vimto

Came to see if anyone else wanted to know what tech I got for Christmas.

is this an Australian thing?

Jed, is that you? Get back here. You sister hasn't seen you for almost a year.

I haven't died yet

it's Christmas where I'm at bruh

Its after lunch on Christmas day you disgusting non australian

At a Christmas party where I don't know anyone because I just moved here.

On the plus side I get the rest of tonight to be high, drunk, and play with my new stuff. If I get drunk enough I might put Linux on the old ps4

Where should I be?

gf left me last week

Bang her

Stay strong bro.
Time to move onto greener pastures

I recently separated from the military and can no longer relate to any of my friends or family. My mental state has been steadily deteriorating. My frequent anger outbursts push away anyone who might’ve cared in the first place. I think of suicide often, and think 2019 might be the year I follow through on it. I struggle to find reasons to continue existing. The internet has become one of my few sources of social interaction.

We're Faggies user

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Hang in there bro, it gets better, or you get used to it.

hang in their user, I'll go tell Jesus.

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I'm currently hanging around a bunch of distant relatives that I can't hold a conversation with, so I'm mobilefagging to pass the time.
Same as every year.

Just trying to get through the misery of the next 36 hours before Boxing Day football arrives to take the pain away for a few hours.

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Stay strong bro. Search for some legit mindfulness/meditation/tai chi shit, it works.
Also start some martial art. It will keep your anger in check.

Just make sure to stream it

Sunshine? I like the sun.
How about the beach? You should go for a swim.
What about music? Music is nice.
Look for a hobby. Anything besides wallowing in your own misery.
They could drop the fucking nukes on all of us tomorrow and I would still find joy in life. It's all in your head, the only one who can pick yourself up is you. Just try to relax more and find something to do. Nothing is worse than just sitting in a dark corner contemplating your existance, can't count the number of times I've thought of just jumping and ending it all back then. You can get through this user, don't surrender to your own thoughts.

family is all in another country and I figured today would be as good a day as any to finally upgrade my computer and backup, reformat, reinstall.

>following everyone else and not choosing your own path

never gonna make it

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absolutely based and chadpilled little pingu

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>he died within 3 days
>chad

>died in 3 days
>on his own terms
>going on epic adventure
>to world unknown to his species
>not even forcible relocation by top species on the planet could stop him
you are not like a baby, you are a baby

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i did laugh at that, you do have a point. still sad pengu died though.
that image isn't the 'happiness chemical' that people say it is, by the way.

well played, you son of a bitch

>PGTOW

It's just another day for me.

Fuck off

How many hours does it really take you guys to hang out with family without dragging things out? Dinner, maybe an early present and a movie? You're done by like 8 since you should have holiday dinner earlier in the day

>hang out with family
h-hehheh

I was separated too, just get weed bro. It's not much but it will help. Killing yourself is more complicated than you think, and how many times I tried it, your body and mind need to be completely shut down to pull it off. Even the tiniest of a feeling will stop you, so don't waste your time. The rest of your life is ahead of you. I have to live with the pain of my separation everyday; all the ridicule, the amount of time it took to get rid of me, the loss of rank and pay, and so much more. But after 6 years I've given up caring about it and allowing it to affect my life.
I make more money than most of my old Corps buds, have a wife and am about to by a house. Your perspective is shit because it's all you feel. If you feel better, your perception might change too.

DUDE

>anime fag
typical

I live alone. Dinner isn't until tomorrow

iktfb

WEED

Im good at multitasking

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LMAO

Its Christmas day noon in Japan, retard

Annie was a 10 before she went all neo-feminist dominatrix

DUDE DUDE WEED LMAO LMAO

I was in a similar state last year. I know its cliche but I picked up a self help book and did the exercises over the course of a year and saw improvements. still not perfect but definitely better. feeling good by David d burns.

I had an awful day

I'm remembering why I hate Ubuntu after using Arch for months
>sudo apt install openjdk-11-jdk
>java -version
>OpenJDK 10.0.2

And the Eclipse package is v3.8 from 2012

"Espaguete de feijão preto"
Disgusting. Where is the sopa de macaco?

i wish society would give us this choice?
sometimes you just want to disappear from the face of this earth

sittin on the toilet contemplating drinking or smoking or both

I'm here because I'm so lonely

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I’m here because I have autism and I don’t like social interaction in person.

I lied about 6 month experience to get a junior developer position I'm scared they are going to find out in the background check and I was wondering if there were any threads up about jobs

Not everywhere is christmas , user.

This is home. This is family.

I had dinner with my family from 4-8 then gf's family 8-12, now getting some autism time before sleep

It's night time, the rest of the family is asleep

Quality content, famlay

It's actually christmas morning in europe, so the question is why am I here on christmas morning.

i wish i had the balls to lie to get a job. i wish i were you, user

now that's what I call a WEBm!

Kwanza is a hoax

Oh thats just the vegan shit my cousin brought, we couldnt kill the monkey in time for xmas so we put some rat meat alongside the pasta

My grandma is literally on her deathbed after being rushed into hospital for heart failure. I need something to take my mind off it.

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Just came back from my family party. Getting ready to blaze

My family is either dead or separated. My friends moved on with their lives. I'm the one that stayed behind. I'm a lonely guy. I don't like Christmas or other holidays that much. It reminds me too much of everything that I lost.

The penguin died

>it gets better
no, it doesnt

So will everyone else

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Its 1 am and everyone is sleeping

Because I celebrate Christmas on Jan. 7th

Shitskin

came here to say this i've had EIGHT DAYS of gifts

Bladerunnerposters are not welcome. Please, go back.

We don't celebrate christmas on the 25th.

i don't like pagan holidays

Neat

everyones asleep and i cant

basically this

I'm at home with nothing to do but be awesome and shitpost on this pottery class video hosting platform.

i need to feel productive in order to be happy, try learning new things, Like drawing.

that made me happy last year.

I just came from a Christmas party and I'm drunk as fuck

While my project compiles, I tab over and shitpost.

Because christmas should be celebrated on the 7th of January

society's not stopping you from walking to the mountains

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