I just got a Raspberry Pi for Christmas, what do I do now?

Internet sniffer. Data passes through it, it sends it out to the intended destination AND your own server, where it is archived for research later.

Hardware key logger. Two USB ports, in and out. Place it between the victim's keyboard and the PC.

Buy some caffeine.

Put some propellers on it and make a drone from scratch

NES ROMs

Can you buy Southern Comfort Traditional Eggnog a week before Christmas through New Years Eve? Because that tasty goodness always seems to be sold out by then.

Can you use them as daily drivers now? I tested one a few years ago. It could barely load amazon.com, took like a minute to finish loading.

>owning a tv
What is this 2014?

Do you have a projector?

This, but for real.

we CRT now

No, What for?

To watch shit on something larger than a dinky monitor

>CPU: 1.2 GHZ quad-core ARM Cortex A53
>GPU: Broadcom VideoCore IV @ 400 MHz
>Memory: 1 GB LPDDR2-900 SDRAM
Nope, nevermind.

Don't tell me you are still watching tv shows

I wonder how well they would work as simple text browsers. Like with IRC and Gopher and Lynx/Links/eLinks. I would hope pretty well.

You don't? What about movies?

Occasionally with my gf in the cinema.
I saw them all, literally wasted 2 years worth of time on them. The new stuff is just the same shit with different colors

You never rewatch the ones you like?

It would be good for a low-traffic server. Headless GNU/Linux.

Install pihole and have it operate as a DNS sinkhole, blocking ads and bullshit queries on the network level.
Install kodi w/ openvpn and use it to stream any shows or movies you want.
Use a picam and turn it into a dashcam. Install it in your vehicle.
Install piratebox on it and use the kareha imageboard installed with it. Bring it to public places and shitpost there.
Install raspbian and learn gnu/linux systems better.
Add an external usb drive to it and connect it to your home network to use as a home server.

underrated post

Install OctoPi and hook it to a 3d printer.

Ah another man of culture. Thought this board was going to shit for a minute.

Install Gentoo

Shove it up your ass

Screenly is cool if you have a use for it. They also make good thin clients, port forward rdp or vnc from your main machine and use it remotely

Fuck around with breadboard and gpio

Cheap nas

Idk if there's a ddwrt or similar to make a little access point from it

iredmail to run a mail server

>saw them all
>watched all movies in existence pre-2014 in just 2 years

gooby pls

...

to be fair, a plot of the movies worth watching since the invention of the camera approximates an inverse curve

I have rewatched stargate 7 times, there are no more reason to watch anything.
Also I am fucking racist(for example made a software to filter out nigger music) and modern shows are full of niggers.

Stick it up your ass

>2 years =17520 hours
>average movie is 1.5hours long
>that 11680 movie

I run znc and mumble on mine.

i purchased one for myself the other day. Thinking of turning it into a pihole first and go from there.

enjoy user

Can a pi power a hard drive?

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>assuming that he doesn't have any responsibilities
>assuming that he can non stop watch every single movie
>assuming that he had the possibility to buy/see every movie
>assuming that he doesn't need to sleep
>…

Put it in your desk drawer and forget about it

I made a retropie and played about 10 hours then realize I'll never be as happy as I once was ever again.

I did this with my pi, and I'm really happy with the results.

I use mine as a Wake-on-LAN server. It boots up my desktop at a certain time in the morning, which I can set beforehand via a web interface. Alternatively I can remotely boot my desktop PC with it.

Flexget + torrent client

Retropie has Kodi too and CEC works with it (I use it) and is very easy to switch between it and emulation station
What are the features fecalbox has over retropie except bogus one like these?

Install pihole

I know this thread is for shitposting but i've thought about this

Install moOde audio player, connect your schiit stack and use it as a lossless player for HOME CHILL AND TUNE

Do it user. Homemade drone is 10x more interesting than all the inane stuff done on Jow Forums now. I think the battery+pi might be a bit heavy for a small drone though.

>anything other than a car
>"daily driver"
you need to go back

Install i3-gaps, urxvt, chromium. Use it like a real pc. It's not that hard. you'll probably fuck it up tho. Can ssh into larger machines and run mid weight programs on it, more than you think. Just remember use Ctrl+prntsrcn+f to stop the most memory intensive process. That's really the problem, the processor is better than the 1gb ram.

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You also might want to get a heat sync, it gets pretty hot

A pi doesn't have a problem with a simple usb flash drive but the consumption by a hard disk drive or ssd is likely too much. Youll have to check on it and see what those usb ports are able to provide.
An externally powered drive however, is good to go.

apparently you can put one in a Gameboy advanced shell some how.

I kinda want a good Gameboy/GBA device like a SP or GBA …. but I kinda wana retain the original GBA/Gameboy slots to use actual carts so not sure this mod is suitable for me...

You need a rPI zero for that. Check out Stop Drop & Retro's videos on making exactly what you're describing. Personally, I recently installed homebrew on my PS Vita and that's my favorite GBA handheld now.

so you can do it and keep original Gameboy and GBA card slots?

You can keep the slot with the rPI zero, but it'll become useless, it's even used as a hole for airflow. As far as I know, there's no kit with a board that fits and can use the cartridge to actually play the physical games. Maybe a custom board?

>I have rewatched stargate 7 times

Watch it again, in German.

ahk guess I might just get 2 then.

you have a opinon on GBA vs SP? ignoring the backlight stuff I get that and will make both nice..

just wondering about actual feel/performance.

pi hole

I've owned an SP as a kid, only used the original GBA a few times. As a kid it was fine, the body gets a bit cramped in the hands after a while, but that's after hours of non stop playing as a kid. As an adult the screen is super small, especially when coming from a PSP, PS Vita or a Switch. And a built in light is a must. There exist backlight/lcd mods for original GBA shells. The kit I was talking about with the rPI zero has an lcd with a light too. Other than that the form factor is nice, but again, the PSP and PS Vita have very similar form factors but more features to offer.

mm I already have a really nice 3ds vita and psp.

was just thinking of selling the vita and buying a SP because I think portable gaming is dead and all on phones now and even switch will die soon.

obviously I could emulate GB and GBA and even 3ds and psp but just thought it would be cool to have 3 devices to play every thing from Gameboy till psp/3ds when it died imo.

Before selling the vita, make sure you don't update the firmware and see which one is on it. Version 6.58 and below can be worth quite some money, and you can easily install h-encore on it, to emulate psp, gba and gb games. An SP is nice, you do need a specific charger/cable for it though, I recently found one that's USB on one end which is very nice. Same goes for headphones, it doesn't have an audio jack, it's a proprietary connector. There's two types of SPs, ones with a side/frontlight and ones with a backlight. Backlights look way better but are rare to find and mor expensive. Formfactor is good, since you can collapse the pretty big screen and put it away. Can feel small in the hands though, it's about the same width as a gameboy color, but you need to hold a square, which has small shoulder buttons, so some people reported it can feel cramped. Battery life is fine, and mine still holds up decently after so many years.

ya im 6.58 and bellow.

not sure what exactly I think 6.28 or some thing.

how much extra the lower firmware fetch? I see they going for about 100$ on ebay but not sure what firmware.

I tried earlier this year, it was usable for simple tasks like word processing, chatting on XMPP or IRC and browsing the web with dillo. With a few workarounds I got 720p@30fps youtube videos working very well. But it wasn't exactly a pretty experience and it felt like I was using a hard drive at times. I mostly used mine as a web server now so I can upload things and share them easily. I wouldn't recommend anyone anyone to try to use one as a daily driver. It would be better to get an old used PC.

Got one last christmas, one year passed and I literally didn't do shit with it.

From what I see it's easily $200 if it's version 3.60.