Can one of you non-burgers explain to my ignorant ass how exactly bidets work? Do you just sit down, take a shit, then a stream of water sprays into your asshole?
Do you just get up and leave after a certain amount of time? Do you use it in conjunction with TP or just walk around with swamp ass? How does the toilet know where your asshole is? What if you had diarrhea and your cheeks are dirty too? Does it spray shitwater at your ass or it uses new water?
I personally use a combo of wet wipes and regular TP, but I keep hearing how much better bidets are and I’m considering getting one installed.
Fine, I'll take this bait. I'm a Burger who lived in Germany for a few months. Since you're a retarded monkey who can't figure out how to clean your ass, you sit down on the toilet, turn the bidet on, use the little handle to move it back and forth until your asshole is clean. Then you dry it with toilet paper.
>Does it spray shitwater at your ass or it uses new water? It's using clean water. The same kind that refills the toilet after a flush or that comes from the tap. It's not cycling water out of the toilet bowl, dumbass.
>What if you had diarrhea and your cheeks are dirty too? Take a shower or clean up as best you can like you normally would.
