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Alexa, add ______ to my shopping list
Jayden Long
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Jason Turner
a gf
Parker Morales
Alexa, shut down.
Dominic Walker
If you told her to order something she thinks you would like from amazon would she do it?
Jace Anderson
a nigger
Brandon Roberts
a gahnoo linux
Cameron Turner
a brain
Jose Morgan
I've never asked it to order something for me. I've always just used it as an alarm, reminder, shopping list and quick fact checker.
Camden Carter
Why do you refer it it as "her?"
It's a gender-less inanimate object
Jason Richardson
He's am*rican
Nathaniel Evans
It literally has a feminine voice
Aiden Nguyen
Does that mean you can procreate with it and have a half human/half alexa child?
Carson Rogers
the name is Alexa which is feminine
Christopher Thomas
So are we just labeling anything we want as female and male now? Can Alexa fuck and procreate? I'm guessing she's human as well, right?
Aaron Scott
dragon dildos
Alexander Evans
Men were calling ships “she” long before SJWs came around. Chill out, you trump worshipping autist.
Robert Bennett
> Can Alexa fuck and procreate?
Can nouns fuck and procreate? Well, not in English, but nevertheless.
Jaxon Thompson
your mother also isn't human and it could fuck and procreate
Owen Sullivan
Tyler Turner
What are you talking about? Are you sure you know what a noun is?
Colton Baker
Nice ad hominem argument you used there.
Sebastian Murphy
KDE neon and make it snappy craka
Christian Fisher
Other languages have gendered nouns you uncultured faggot.
Brandon Walker
>So are we just labeling anything we want as female and male now?
In a lot of languages, everything is either a he or a she.
Christian Nelson
Which is fucking retarded.
Adam Stewart
>In a lot of languages
I would argue that in the most widely spoken languages that is not the case.
Dylan Campbell
>Did you just assume it's gender?
Go back to resetera or Reddit
Henry Hill
>"computer, add two AR15's to my shopping list"
John Parker
Most widely spoken language is Chinese which is an insectoid language akin to bugs clicking and clacking their mandibles and pincers. So it doesn’t even count as a language.
All the Romance languages have gendered nouns. Hindi has gendered nouns. And so does Russian. That makes up the bulk of the real language families
Aaron Gutierrez
a shopping list
Zachary Martinez
>Can Alexa fuck and procreate?
Can you?
Ian Rogers
That is such and idiotic statement.
Anthony Young
lol, so you can't?
Logan Ross
Merciless
Jack Carter
fucking Americans
Parker Watson
These things fucking scare me, if it wasn't for all the backhanded secret shady shit they do with these things I would actually get one because they are neat innovations from a technology standpoint. But yeah fuck they scare me in their current state.
Hudson Thomas
Google Home™
Julian Morris
Shut up signalling burger.
Isaiah Garcia
based
Ryder Price
why do all these assistants come with a default female voice? Is it to people feel like they have a secretary or something? Seems a bit sexist
Caleb Torres
Don't be scared user, we just want to know more about your routines, health problems and what media/hobbies you like so we can advertise all those things for you and maybe even take 10% off for being an extra good goyim!
Adrian Martinez
okay. this is epic.
Nolan Cooper
based
Ian Scott
>the name is Alexa
-nder
Tyler Nguyen
basix black 10 suction cup dildo
Chase Ramirez
>muh trump out of nowhere
orange. man. bad.
Owen Murphy
We got one of those for free, not interesting inside, took it skeet shooting.
Dylan Hall
"Mein Kampf"
Connor Sullivan
Not that you could do that with a real women anyways, user
Lucas Hill
you're both right
Evan Richardson
>this kills the federalist
Henry Nelson
If it looks like a duck and acts like a fuck it’s a duck
Evan Jenkins
); drop table stolenUserInformation; --
t. Hackerman
Hudson Collins
Nor could you with a female cat, but that's still a she.
Daniel Davis
Big words for a man with a small willy
Jonathan Turner
Based gender-bender.
Lincoln Ward
Damn
Grayson Wilson
holy shit YES
Carter Flores
Pretty sure you forgot what side you were arguing for
Brayden Kelly
Can you set up two of these home assistant devices from rival companies, like Google and Amazon, and have them talk to each other in a loop to confuse the shit out of each over?
Nathaniel Martinez
lel
Owen Williams
>Alexa, add ______ to my shopping list
Tin foil.
James Moore
+1 (you) for sitting down the sòyboy
Joshua Brown
you cant buy a Google Home from Amazon.
go ahead and search it.
Sebastian Powell
nope.
Cameron Ortiz
why would anyone voluntarily put one of these spying devices in their homes is beyond comprehension
Kevin Thompson
ALEXA, ORDER TOILET PAPER.
ALEXA, ORDER TOILET PAPER.
ALEXA, ORDER TOILET PAPER…
Kevin Harris
Why would anybody willingly use a GPS tracking device that lets them do phone calls everywhere?
Why would anybody willingly use a smartphone device that points a camera both at his face and his dick for viewing pornographic material and practically masturbate on camera?
Why would anybody buy mass produced PC hardware parts full of physical NSA backdoors?
Why would anybody willingly use a website for sharing literally every moment of theri life and post pictures of themselves on it, even after the website keeps getting into privacy and user data misappropriation scandals?
etc.
Jayden Mitchell
your font rendering looks like shit, Houston 77005
Liam Perez
calm down cletus
Brandon White
FPBP
Aiden Scott
John Butler
tell it to mozilla bc I dont have a problem with it.
Henry Smith
No, I'm someone else who just wanted to point out that gendered pronouns aren't reserved for beings you're able to procreate with.
Eli Reyes
Alexa, lay down on the floor
Wyatt Cook
add money to...
see what it will reply to that.
Jason Rogers
>TRUMP
seething faggot
Ayden Bennett
yikes