This is like, my ultimate fantasy right here

yea no she's too old

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She’s Asian so most probably Vivian or Vanessa

I think you belong on /b/.

She's probably an Instagram model to be honest. I don't even remember where I downloaded the image from.

This

I've had something similar happen to me a ton when I was younger, always
"user can you solve this problem or let me cheat off you?"
I get hesitant ofc, they get flirty, I agree, then when it's over it's like the whole thing never happened or
"Oh you thought I was serious? Hahaha"

That's why women are the de facto dominant sex.

What a cuck

This happened to me, but it took me a few weeks to realize.

>live in university dorm, girl tells me something is wrong with her laptop.
>go to her room on Saturday afternoon, her roomate is out for a walk, just me and her.
>hands me a cup of wine, I ask where her laptop is.
>check it, can't find anything wrong.
>"ah user, don't worry, I guess it fixed itself"
>just sit there and talk to her for an hour
>her roommate comes back and I have a dinner appointment, so I leave.
>realize one day when I take a shower what actually happened.

grand finale:
2yrs later I messaged her if she wants to marry me. Never got a reply

What kind of lengths can you go?
Pull a Vincent Van Gogh,
just to convince a damn hoe?!

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I remember we needed to install Jupyter Notebook for a Python module at uni.
>Messages me: can you install Jupyter for me user?
>Sure thing [girl name]
>Go over to her desk in the library
>Move her rose gold iPhone aside
>Sit down at her rose gold MacBook Air
>No mouse buttons, keyboard is like typing on a sheet of glass
>I'm in great pain, but in the spirit of altruism I'll struggle on
>Coming straight from dwm. How the fuck do I into DE.
>Where's the terminal on here [girl name]?
>...
>What's a terminal?

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...

not science or math

It only looks that way because of how cucked guys have become.

>fix my computer
Yeah, zero chance of her owning anything more than a crapbook. You won't be fixing anything if you aren't on a Rossman level of skill.

based.

At some point everyone who's ever asked me to sort their computer out is going to realise all I do is half an hour of research on my phone.

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To be teased and ultimately cucked? k...

This is why I charge people money if they want my tech advice unless it's my mom

Then she laughs at you and goes out to have a raw breeding session with her white boyfriend with the 7inch dick. But its ok cause she says you can lick the cum out of her cunt when she gets back if you fix the pc anyway.

this. based and redpilled

I think the point is OP *wants* to be cucked

she is an instagram model
her name is Vicki Li

Friend's mom was in late 30s I was 20 says she wants me to fix her computer . She was fit says she has wine always ran around with tight tank top when I was around showing her abs. Sperged out said i didnt have time. MFW She wanted me to fuck her. Says her son isnt around

She was divorced . 13 years later regretimus caius caeser.

I know this feel. I turned down a threesome with two young milfs because I was worried about them cheating on their husband. Now that I think about it they may have been lesbians who wanted a dick

I'd fix her iTunes for a titwank