What do you do with your $1000 phones anyway?

What do you do with your $1000 phones anyway?

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There are some thing that are comfy using a phone rather than a pc or emulator.

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Bought a new iPhone XS the week after it was released in cash, lost it on a drunken binge three weeks later, and it showed up in Romania two days afterwards.

That was a tough pill to swallow (no insurance). Bought another and now I do have insurance.

I barely use it because it's still shit compared to real computers.
But in a pinch at least it's not as horrible as using a cheap phone.

My phone cost the equivalent of $300 USD new. I barely use it for anything other than a music player and alarm clock.
I don't give a flying fuck about smartphones and wouldn't ever buy anything above this "cheap, but not a $100 chink-botnet"-tier phone, even though I'm more than capable of doing so.

You need to spend $1000 in order to do that?

I won 1000bongs thanks to Crystal Palace last weekend and thinking of buying an Xs. Imagine the status symbol of carrying around a £1000 phone.

Or maybe I'll buy a leather jacket.

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Buy the leather jacket. Nobody's impressed with iPhones anymore

leather jackets nowdays cost like 300 bucks, not even really impressive either. You want to impress drive a lambo.

Lambo doesn't impress, just makes me think you're a faggot with no taste

Browse the web, complain about the lack of AdBlocking because LEL iOS and groan because the things barely lasts a day.

>comfy
underage turds are not allowed in this site
kindly fuck off back to 9gag

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Had something similar happen with Pokemon go. Started the game one evening drunk on my way home. Woke up 8 hours later because the game found a Kakuna in my bed and started vibrating.

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Have sex with it

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i have a 189€ chinkphone which i paid 173€ and it's enough for me

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Break em and get me stolen. But really my zoomer cousins play games on em.

P O R S C H E

Play Fortnite

Sucking cock while checking Facebook?
Don't have one but probably the same thing I use my current one for. Email, Slack, Flowensposting and taking photos once a year, if you try to use a phone to replace a computer you're just retarded

Shot post on /gee/

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I'm gonna buy the huawei mate 20 pro to take nice pictures of me so that I can be successful at tinder.

The cameras in this phone are seriously magical. The iphone X camera actually makes me look hot, and the mate20 pro has a better camera. Just imagine the possibilities

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I only buy sub $300 phones just like I only buy sub $300 video cards and processors.

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you're not going to get good image quality out of a phone

>takes a picture with said phone
>it has amazing quality
>everyone is impressed
>upload it and see it from different sources, from other smartphones to desktop PCs, it always looks great
>"ummm sorry but you guys are wrong"

that's basically you right now.

of course it's going to look good when you post it on instagram, facebook and twitter, no arguing there.

take a picture and post it right now if you're so great

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So the picture looks good in social media, where he is aiming at sharing it. What exactly is wrong there?

Are you saying the phone has bad image quality because you'll never be able to take billboard-ready pics with it?

what's the point of buying these at such a high price when you know they'll be intentionally made useless by future software updates to force you to buy the next one?

compared to the alternatives, yes extremely so.
however I am in the favor of the one you have with you argument and normalfaggots don't care about good image quality as long as its the best that phones offer.

The alternatives are professional cameras that cost at least 3k, which are extremely bulky and inconvenient to carry around your daily life. There's also the danger factor unless you're living in a place like Europe.

So, if you asked me whether I wanted to shell out 3k (and more if you want lenses that specialize for different types of pictures) for a device that can only take pictures and that is extremely bulky and inconvenient to carry, vs a device that will suit almost every technological need in a neat package for less than half the price, then yeah I'm gonna go with the latter option.

> Imagine the status symbol of carrying around a £1000 phone

The only status it gives off to me is how retarded you are.

> thinking anyone gives a shit about what you or others think

Imagine having drunk the kool aid so hard you convinced yourself this isn't great quality for a picture

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>The alternatives are professional cameras that cost at least 3k, which are extremely bulky and inconvenient to carry around your daily life.
you can get an rx100 for $450 which will shit on any phone camera for at least 10 more years.
but it is like you say, why spend the extra cash on a dedicated device when the device you already have is perfect for posting 1000px photos on social media.

Then why mention status symbol as a reason retard.

>a black kid stealing a bike is art

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It doesn't though. Phones still won't be able to give you full HD pictures for le ebin 1080p wallpapers and that camera is going to turn into a dumpsterfire whenever you're taking a picture that's not in full daylight.

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Browsing imageboards.

The Rx100 is 20 MP. The camera in the mate 20 pro is 40 MP.

holy shit lmao

that camera's night mode is unironically great. Sorry but you just sound like a hater at this point. Almost no one cares if it can't take 4k pictures

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megapixels doesn't matter when the image the mate 20 is outputting is roughly 2MP(and even less with low light see: ) whereas the rx100 will output 16MP.
40MP won't matter unless you have the glass for it.

$1000 Note9fag here
I use mine for YouTube, pictures/video, Snapchat, work, channel 4, and porn.

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Who else waitingforgalaxyF here?

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I'm interested in learning more about this. Also I've seen pictures between the mate 20 and the rx100 and I definitely went for the mate 20 looking prettier. I swear these cameras do something to alter the colors to make everything look prettier. The effect is very trippy with iphone x

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>wat do with $1k phone
Remote Desktop over Tor into my $200 stinkpad running Windows Server 2019 Datacenter.

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you know how sensor size is directly correlated with iso performance and usability?
phones have to compensate a lot for their tiny sensors with a lot of post processing whereas regular cameras do not and in turn that makes the dynamic range non-existant on phones.
here's an example picture from the rx100, if this photo was taken with a phone the detail in the mountains and trees would be smooched all over the place and the rocks at the bottom would be pitch black dark, don't know how you've seen the mate 20 take better technical photos.
I'll give credit where credit is due though, the technology behind all the post processing on the phones with tiny sensors is impressive, just nowhere as good as slapping a piece of glass infront of anything above m4/3.

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>shot
This is what a $1000 phone can do.

>What do you do with your $1000 phones anyway?
Taking pictures, recording video, watching porn, remote desktop.

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Fart apps.

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