My girlfriend and I live together. After her dad had a stroke, he had to live with us. He mumbles and watches TV all day, but he occasionally uses his computer in his room with the door shut. He can be very demanding and one day he wanted my gf to "fix his homepage". I took a look at his computer and I thought it was odd that the internet history was deleted. He is not supposed to be looking at adult websites.
Just out of curiosity of why his computer was constantly infected with malware, I installed a VNC server on his computer. I run a script on my linux machine to take a screenshot of his computer every 2 seconds or so.
Turns out the old man is into some WEIRD stuff. Like cuckolding, some racist stuff I can't even say, incest, anal licking...
I edited his hosts file to block hundreds of adult sites. He can't say anything about it, but I see him Google "how to unlock porn" and he seems upset even though he pretends to be helpless.
I ended up feeling bad for him and I did something without my GF knowing
Has anyone else ever snooped on LAN computers with VNC?
How are you going to tell a grown man he can't watch porn...
Landon Lopez
Here he is trying to "unblock"... He doesn't know a lot, only enough to get himself into trouble. Basically he knows how to install stuff, so he goes to sites like this and downloads and runs .exe files
Why can’t you just let the old man be? I mean unless he’s into shit like CP just lets him be a degenerate in peace
Andrew Ward
Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.
Joshua Morales
redirect all pornsite requests to panda
Josiah Phillips
the man had a stroke you fucking retards, he needs the blood up in his brain not in his dick you want OP to sit back and watch his father jerk himself to death?
>Op taking a power trip Its my gf and his wife that are making the no porn rules
Well like I said... I felt bad for him and made a loophole
>Redirect all requests to panda I did redirect all the sites...
Nathan Flores
My girlfriend doesn't know... I felt bad for taking his porn. I redirected all the porn sites to my local machine and made a little site where he can watch porn off of LAN.
Because what you did was literally pointless and you apparently can not see it.
Luis Bell
Just be a bro and teach him about good browsing habits. uBlock Origin, the stuff. Maybe even get him into Linux if all he does is browse the web. Then introduce him to 2D, handholding and leglock.
i hope you get lashed to a cross, you egotistical fucking sicko.
give the man his porn back
Bentley Turner
Well my gf didn't want him to go on porn. Together we blocked his hosts file and used a DNS service that reports what sites he goes to. So she and his wife can see what sites he goes to. Its not pointless, because this way at least he can look at porn without his wife and daughter knowing about it
>Are you retarded I have severe autism
Charles Adams
I'm confused. Why? What is the point? Are you block his porn or aren't you?
Aaron Cox
Did you see my posts I felt bad that I basically gave his daughter and wife the ability to see when he looked at porn, so I gave it back... a little bit? Idk
Justin Parker
No. I use real methods of watching what people look at. Not idiot normie methods
Alexander Peterson
You are doing the right thing OP
Evan Taylor
>He is not supposed to be looking at adult websites. why are you telling the man how to live? >WEIRD stuff. Like cuckolding, some racist stuff I can't even say, incest, anal licking... yeah probably looking up shit on you cuck faggot. Racist stuff? Figures cuck.
Alexander Lewis
>Well my gf didn't want him to go on porn So your girlfriend has some sure of moral right to control what her father does online? I understand you don't want him to install stuff and fuck up the system in that case why don't you just block .exe execution instead?
You have no moral right to censor the man's internet and neither does his daughter.
Mason Stewart
>jerk himself to death? thats a happy way to go.
Carter Wood
Well it was my gf that wanted to block it. We put on a DNS server that shows her the DNS lookups. At first I was ok with whatever she wanted, since he was always installing malware but then I did feel bad for him.
So I wanted a way to unblock him, but my girlfriend would know. This seems like the best option considering. What would you do at this point?
Robert White
What are the real ways?
Xavier Cox
bahahaha fuck you are mad
Jayden Rivera
Why would you honor those degenerates? His wife is literally worthless if she can't take care of him. Tell her to fuck off. Give him whatever porn he wants. Disable his ability to install on the fucking computer. You're such a backwards piece of shit. Why would you honor useless women in your life instead of a guy on death row
Logan Murphy
>anal licking So you wouldn't eat your girlfriend's ass is what you're telling us...
Kinda lame my dude.
As for the old man, one one hand I can't blame a nigga for tryina get his rocks off, but the dude needs to learn how to fucking use pornhub with adblock. On the other hand, if that's pissing you off or whatever I'd call him the fuck out. Whatever. Rules are rules I guess.
Lincoln Robinson
Talk to your girlfriend and explain her she has no right to dictate what her father does on his free time, problem solved
Leo Hernandez
I'm curious to know what methods you use. I am more of a programmer and less of a security guy. I would love to learn from you
Robert Martin
Don't let his wife and daughter know about his porn. Some things in life are just meant to be private, no matter how weird. When my step dad died, I also found some really weird stuff in his computer. I deleted all, and the secret is going with me to my grave.
Easton Adams
Not sure what you expected. Of course most of us would take the Dad's side in this. Let the man jerk himself to death, at least its more fun than dying alone in your sleep.
Luke Clark
>Well my gf didn't want him to go on porn holy fucking SHIT! Stop fucking doing this to the old man for fuck sake just let him browse fucking pornhub.
Robert Richardson
>Loading bars on lan Not even a raspberry pi zero is that slow
Ryder Powell
That father has a lot of problems when it comes to viewing porn. Maybe its best if someone were to help him like op.
Jeremiah Butler
why don't you head back to lebbit with you dog shit brainlet pseudoscience
Carter Nguyen
your gf knows enough to edit that or just you?
Jacob Diaz
Mitm and watch all of his traffic. Vnc would be fucking obvious to even most normies & they'd uninstall it.
Nathaniel Gomez
I would like to say thank you. What you've done is respectable, and I'd like my step-child or child to do the same.
Joshua Bailey
ITT: anons fall for jewish porn
Ian Brooks
It was just because he was skipping around a lot. It never takes more than half a second to load
Chase Ramirez
gb2/battlestation thread faggot
Asher Wood
>Gosh retards, clearly I'm a doctor and have a comprehensive understanding of how a stroke works. You're pathetic OP
Oliver Morgan
shame you wasted this smug anime pic for wrong information. but it's ok you were merely pretending.
Cameron Sanders
This has been the best ruse thread I have seen in a while Its so Original and Refreshing
Alexander Harris
This. He's old enough to decide whether he wants to watch porn or not, why do your gf or you care about it?
Nicholas Reed
Whats the ruse?
He seems to like watching my site and I'm not going to tell my gf that Jow Forums wants to unblock porn
Aye if bitches are willing to run game on the nigga who fed clothed and kept a roof over thier head, the fuck this nigga think they would do to him? Stupid ass simp
This is the weirdest fucking thread I've seen on Jow Forums in years.
Aaron Torres
> on Jow Forums >uses 192.168.1.x Go away
Jackson Fisher
How old is he?
Joseph Adams
i use 192.168.50.x/26 rate me
Henry Mitchell
>DUDE PORN IS BAD imagine not ever knowing what post-nut clarity is
Logan Clark
hahahahhahaaa.. I'd love this to be true - GF finds OPs local stash and leaves in disgust, OP and StrokePops spend each day locked in a grim cyber battle to access livescattube.com.. srsly OP, whats your endgame here ?
Caleb Myers
The way i understand this is wife and your girlfriend saw he watches non-normie porn, got angry and demanded you'd stop him, not for health reasons. Giving them the ability so see this is a violation of his right to privacy.
Cameron Moore
If you really feel bad for him but aren't man enough to just revert your dumb changes the simply give him a ubuntu live usb stick and tell him how to boot from it. You don't need to explicitly tell him that this is the porn os or anything like that but just drop some hints.
Alexander Watson
Tell me a single reason why you shouldn't use that range in a normie setup.
Cooper Rivera
underrated post
Jaxson Thomas
>be me >raise daughter for 28 years, don't throw her out even after she couldn't find a job because of her degree in social studies >eventually she finds a boyfriend, easily weighs 250 pounds but he doesn't smell at least >health starts deteriorating >they take me in >the wife left me years ago, only have porn >one day can't even watch that anymore >this is what I fought in Vietnam for
Dylan Mitchell
>this is what I fought in Vietnam for >lost the war >lost the porn lmao loser
Carter Garcia
Do not enforse the rules of dumb women
John Peterson
>man with stroke >forced to live with psychopaths who have their strange rituals and morals >he discovers they're spying on him >must fight for his freedom covertly or they'll section him It's like a horror movie.
