Is it safe to give her an account?

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IDK I got a soft spot for inflation as long as the knees aren't literally exploded I can see it

>newfriends

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This is a blue board.

>You shouldn't be with a female unless you comfortable with her sharing literally every facet of your relationship with her friends and then her making serious, life changing decisions based on what her retarded friends think
ftfy

No, because she'll pick apart and deconstruct and "ask" you about everything that you do, and half of it will 'upset' her anyway and you 'should' feel bad about it. If you do the same back to her, she'll get angry at you because you don't "trust her". This is a shit-test on her part, and if you agree to it, you give her an unfair amount of power and you will topple the relationship dynamic.

Same things applies if the genders were reversed.

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>>You shouldn't be with a female unless you comfortable with her sharing literally every facet of your relationship with her friends and then her making serious, life changing decisions based on what her retarded friends think
>ftfy

it's been relieving to slowly realize what a kink my S.O. is, but probably would never go for 'cartoon porn'

>Is it safe to give her an account?
>Is cohabitation even advisable?

Serious talk though just keep your kink shit locked up behind a password, keep a password database they don't have access to, hide & encrypt files as necessary... then give them the accounts they want if you trust them excluding your kink shit, b/c they'll never be able to get into it before quantum computing takes off and makes your encryption worthless :^)

>trusting
>female
I honestly hope this is bait, but I know it's not. Just make sure to post on Jow Forums when she decides to reveal all of your deepest darkest secrets in court while divorcing you and telling the judge how depraved you are. Women are good for cooking, cleaning, and sex.

who hurt you user, this sounds like unhealthy behavior and thinking patterns, you should really talk to someone you trust about this.
the internet will not be a safe place for you if you're this broken inside

what happens if you die and move? what happens to that kink shit?

you better delete it before knowing that you'll die, son.

She's a white bitch so it's never safe to cohabitate.

he's not wrong, roastie

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>forcing your marriage to work by doing dumb shit
divorced before 50

i'm 22 and have been with the same girl since high school. you need to trust people my dude, and the internet will not help you with that until you fix yourself. get friends you can rely on and who rely on you, women can be amazing creatures, but some need help because they can be just as broken as you

>I'm significantly younger than you and base my evidence off of my one (1) experience
Seriously nigger?

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nothing beyond the grave for us, but if you're worried about your legacy store it on a medium that is going to bitrot or have a failsafe trigger when you don't log in to your encrypted media for x amount of time?

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>>I'm significantly younger than you and base my evidence off of my one (1) experience
>Seriously nigger?

This is really bad advice if you're an asshole, but I'm going to trust that you're not and just want someone trustable: find a naive, maybe dumb, maybe religious girl that is looking to be submissive

it sounds fucked up to others probably but it might help your trust issue

>if the genders were reversed
How do you reverse a value that isn’t binary?

>taking relationship advice from a 22 year old

this, to be quite honest

>soft spot for inflation as long as the knees aren't literally exploded

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>>soft spot for inflation as long as the knees aren't literally exploded

/d/ leaking

Jow Forums is a work-safe board

I only date the most stupid girls I can find because I want someone I can control.

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no, Jow Forums is an armchair psychologist board

lol good luck

And that's why you're alone.

You sound like a woman.

>Be me
>Married for 28 years
>Browse solely Jow Forums and Jow Forums, have been for years
>See this thread

>not growing up in an incestuous household
Kinda unfuuny bro

What do you want?

If you don't get divorced before you're 50, are you actually getting divorced?

>unfuuny
>fuuny

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>What do you want?
nothing, just wanted to say that his "joke" was unfunny

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>i'm still babby and have never gotten fucked: the post
wait until you reach adulthood, lol

Back to your containment board, incel

Problem is that other men/women yield.
All you're doing is trading down like this. You have to find a manageable situation and deal with it.

this. that retard is confirmed for either being underage or not having any fetish besides a normalfaggotron foot fetish or whatever
every adult knows there are some things you tell your girlfriend, and others where you don't cross that line

It sounds like you where expecting jokes.

Found the NEET. Do mommy and daddy know what a complete autist you are?

This and you don't have to tell everything especially at first but eventually you should be able to if you remember that she doesn't have to participate just because you have some weird thought.
>Is cohabitation even advisable?
Its working out for me.