Be american

In leafland i just run over people.

funny, Brazil is basically the burgerland away from burgerland
>be Brazillian
>get shot

>be canadian
>brag about how independt from America you are
>literally do nothing but mooch of the USA, both culturally and economically, smoke weed and barely manage to be slightly less gay the Europe

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>americans work hard so we can live comfy

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>he thinks canada is "comfy"
is the weed affecting your brain already?

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>be hong kong
>no one likes you

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>be canadon't
>get fucked in the ass by muslim jewish multicultural arab dog

>be american
>get triggered by banter
lol SAD

>be me
*sip*

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>implying

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Shit, eh.

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dont make me get the rake

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still good

>be american
>lose newly wedded wife to a canadian man

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shut up ya leaf blower

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Some dude got shot by a cop just a few blocks down from my house at a gas station. I heard the gunshot but didn't think much of it until a few hours later when people were talking about it. That was like 4 days ago but I haven't heard any follow up yet.

I thought it was just a meme.

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LMAO what shithole are you from?
Also C*nada = New China

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>percentage of canadians that are asian including chinese: 5%
>percentage of americans that are black: 14%
if canada is new china then what does that make burgerland

Do mutts shoot whites in America?

I have a question. If americans claim they are not seething because of this dumb meme, then why every >get shot thread gets a ton of replies? Are you guys self ironic enough to understand its just banter or are you actually seething?

>be canadian
>never own a house

Be Toronto
Get shot

From what i've seen in some similar threads and in this one, it's mostly butthurt with only a few joining in on the bants.

Reminder euro girls love fucking lightskin black guys(mutts)

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I think its funny. Mostly because the only people who get shot are city slickers and niggers (I hate both)

I repeat my question:

Do mutts shoot whites in America?

>visits East Hastings
>buy some fucking heroin as if it were sweets

>he thinks sweltering in -10 °C weather is comfier than canada
lol enjoy boiling alive

Yes actually, they do
Quite often in fact

everyone shoots each other in jewmerica

Yeah...
But statistically whites do it mostly in self defense (and suicide) where as mutts and niggers do it in robberies, muggings, and gang related violence, all three of which are commonly racially motivated.

>be leaf
>get raked

half of all gunshot deaths in the US are suicide.

yep
and the majority of the other half is inner city crime