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iTODDLERS BTFO

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>bumping your thread 3 minutes after it was posted
Hello newfag, this isn't /b/.

It'll die otherwise, nigger

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what was the weight of this man

Based

iTODDLERS LITERALLY BTFO

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>Hillard said there was a female present in the break room when this occurred, so he ran to the bathroom before taking his pants off.
Maximum virgin

Imagine being such a puritan cuck you'd rather burn your genitals than offend a woman.

>ohio-man-alleges-apple-iphone-xs-max-exploded-pants-pocket

I'm not reading the article, but I think I can safely assume that the dude came on his iphone in his pants and it exploded?

Can samjeets even compete with a phone that literally makes you cum in your pants?

Doubt.

Sounds like a lie - iphone users are faggots - why would they care?

frickin based

based

>hothardware.com
MOI FOOKIN SIDES - THE LULZ JUS NEVER END WID DEM APPUL SHITFESSLERS

Who the fuck cares? There's already too much Apple shit on this board.

based

This, people are so insecure about the mere existence of Apple products that there's constantly threads trying to shit on whatever little thing they can find

Clearly only melted, maybe caught fire, but did not explode.

This. If it did, the guy would not be alive, or at least be in a state where he could run

OP being sent to death camp at last:
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based

literally

ipajeets will defend this

>poorfag

an ipajeet has defended this

not based

It could've been a small explosion

>poorfag

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He's a little guy, though.

>shit on whatever little thing they can find
this - with every little device explosion even deemed still newsworthy, they're on here, pointing and laughing. its not fair. Leave little appul alone

>itoddlers literally got ass blasted

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how will they EVER recover?

Allah's blessing upon you based sataniaposter

poorfag

>ohio-man
why do these things always happen in weird states?

>buttocks region

i don't know about you and i don't care about you but, as someone in a local underground music scene, i'd rather have the ability to snapchat live music shows with crystal clear sound than have the ability to sit on my phone

just saying

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