> Yes, I'm here to pick up my Macbook Pro
Yes, I'm here to pick up my Macbook Pro
That'll be 2 dicks up the ass.
>daaaammmmmmnnnnnn unix users look like that!?
>One copy of "C Primer Plus" please
Op is a flaming homosexual, what a surprise.
Chad wouldn't use a computer, he's got a girl he can call over for that.
That looks grotesque.
Shut the fuck up you troglodyte
discount prices!
>How many fuckin' times do I have to tell you that I'll call you when I get to it?
>You know what, here. Take it back. I've got more than enough business. Feel free to take it to the place down the street.
>Haha, oh I don't work here, man. I'm just grabbing some airpods for my dad.
>You're looking for that guy over there with the blue shirt
>Yeah, the one in the corner who looks like he's still trying to memorize the sales pitch scripts.
Only two?
>virgin using chad name hahaha!
back >chan/r9k/
That's if you're going for the one time payment. We have payment options for 1 dick up the ass a month for 12 months if you so choose.
Newfag
Holy shid I had a hearty kek
I actually visualized this amalgamation with its unbuttoned pants standing in front of Louis's reception desk during the exchange
t. incel
I have pretty much the same face IRL only with a normal jaw. People usually tell me I look ancient, like a proto-human.
go back to banging rocks together caveman
Yes, Women prefer your very tall skinny rock band over homo fantasy guy.
GGX
I use debian + android btw
yep. this is me right now
is that his dick and balls?
It's called being male.
Don't listen to the soibois, they want you docile and feminine.
>ooga booga me have muscles me stronk me man
t. incel
You're pretty aggressive today user, I think you need another onions
Where did I mention muscles? Twink.
Go drink more soi, virgin.
>Twink
Like something bad, you butthurt balding troglodyte.
I do make just the soibois insecure if I think about it lol. Used to think I was ugly when I was growing up but it turns out non-hysterical people don't care.
Full head of hair.
jfl @ the level of estrogen in this user
>Used to think I was ugly when I was growing up
nah man if you didn't notice by now zoomers only say that because they are mad at your manly looks
crab in bucket mentality
*sip*
CAN I SUCK YOUR COCK!?
Yeah, *cracks* we boomers are the last men *sips monster*.
I am 22.
Enjoy your ban, underage faggot,