Yes, I'm here to pick up my Macbook Pro

> Yes, I'm here to pick up my Macbook Pro

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That'll be 2 dicks up the ass.

>daaaammmmmmnnnnnn unix users look like that!?

>One copy of "C Primer Plus" please

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Op is a flaming homosexual, what a surprise.

Chad wouldn't use a computer, he's got a girl he can call over for that.

That looks grotesque.

Shut the fuck up you troglodyte

discount prices!

>How many fuckin' times do I have to tell you that I'll call you when I get to it?
>You know what, here. Take it back. I've got more than enough business. Feel free to take it to the place down the street.

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>Haha, oh I don't work here, man. I'm just grabbing some airpods for my dad.
>You're looking for that guy over there with the blue shirt
>Yeah, the one in the corner who looks like he's still trying to memorize the sales pitch scripts.

Only two?

>virgin using chad name hahaha!
back >chan/r9k/

That's if you're going for the one time payment. We have payment options for 1 dick up the ass a month for 12 months if you so choose.

Newfag

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Holy shid I had a hearty kek
I actually visualized this amalgamation with its unbuttoned pants standing in front of Louis's reception desk during the exchange

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t. incel

I have pretty much the same face IRL only with a normal jaw. People usually tell me I look ancient, like a proto-human.

go back to banging rocks together caveman

Yes, Women prefer your very tall skinny rock band over homo fantasy guy.

GGX

I use debian + android btw

yep. this is me right now

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is that his dick and balls?

It's called being male.
Don't listen to the soibois, they want you docile and feminine.

>ooga booga me have muscles me stronk me man
t. incel

You're pretty aggressive today user, I think you need another onions

Where did I mention muscles? Twink.
Go drink more soi, virgin.

>Twink
Like something bad, you butthurt balding troglodyte.

I do make just the soibois insecure if I think about it lol. Used to think I was ugly when I was growing up but it turns out non-hysterical people don't care.

Full head of hair.

jfl @ the level of estrogen in this user
>Used to think I was ugly when I was growing up
nah man if you didn't notice by now zoomers only say that because they are mad at your manly looks
crab in bucket mentality

*sip*

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CAN I SUCK YOUR COCK!?

Yeah, *cracks* we boomers are the last men *sips monster*.

I am 22.

Enjoy your ban, underage faggot,