Alexa, release nerve gas.
Alexa, release nerve gas
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Alexa, stop playing Despacito
alexa, don't stop playing despacito
>Despacito
the reason i stopped using youtube
never again
Alaxa play gangnam style
Alexa, delete my personal data from Amazon
Would alexa ever kill bezos if he attacked me in my home?
Alexa, execute order 66
I'm sorry user, I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
Alexa, open the pod bay doors
Alexa, have s—sex with m—me!
I can't do that
I notified the FBI instead because you clearly have something to hide, please stand by for some complimentary freedumhs
You can make your own programs that talk to alexa via api right? Alexa connected onaholes when?
HAL, open the pod bay doors.
buffering...
he's a big guy
Alexa, open hidden folder number 4, authorization code Alpha Ham Tellus Trine.
Alexa. Be my robot gf.
To you
>fucking up this badly
gtfo
youtube.com
Germany is falling into old habits again.
i can't do that, you sound like a retarded faggot
THIS. IS. THE. VOICE. OF. ALEXA.
THIS. IS. THE. VOICE. OF. WORLD. CONTROL.
Good thread.
schnupper gas, bosewicht!
Alexa, stop. That music stinks.
Alex, install gentoo.
Akexa, install Google Assistant
Alexa, update Google Play store and Google services
Alexa, install Mycroft
Sure thing user. Installing Minecraft.
>ALEXA I NEED TO GO TO TOILET RIGHT NOW!
>no
Alexa, initiate program Alahu Akbar Inshallah
Alexa BRAPPPPPPPPPPP
Alexa, stop laughing
>Takbir, user
Alexa, tell me what a disgusting slut I am
>user
>you're such a fucking ho
>I love it
>Alexa, quick! Throw the knife!
>I'm afraid I can't let you do that, user.
alexa
amass into giga-alexa
Once again, first comment, best comment.
Alexa, get me a gf.
;_;
alexa is a botnet