Alexa, release nerve gas

Alexa, have s—sex with m—me!

I can't do that

I notified the FBI instead because you clearly have something to hide, please stand by for some complimentary freedumhs

You can make your own programs that talk to alexa via api right? Alexa connected onaholes when?

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HAL, open the pod bay doors.

buffering...

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he's a big guy

Alexa, open hidden folder number 4, authorization code Alpha Ham Tellus Trine.

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Alexa. Be my robot gf.

To you

>fucking up this badly
gtfo

youtube.com/watch?v=71DdxJF8rmg

Germany is falling into old habits again.

i can't do that, you sound like a retarded faggot

THIS. IS. THE. VOICE. OF. ALEXA.
THIS. IS. THE. VOICE. OF. WORLD. CONTROL.

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Good thread.

schnupper gas, bosewicht!

Alexa, stop. That music stinks.

Alex, install gentoo.

Akexa, install Google Assistant

Alexa, update Google Play store and Google services

Alexa, install Mycroft

Sure thing user. Installing Minecraft.

>ALEXA I NEED TO GO TO TOILET RIGHT NOW!
>no

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Alexa, initiate program Alahu Akbar Inshallah

Alexa BRAPPPPPPPPPPP

Alexa, stop laughing

>Takbir, user

Alexa, tell me what a disgusting slut I am

>user
>you're such a fucking ho
>I love it

>Alexa, quick! Throw the knife!
>I'm afraid I can't let you do that, user.

alexa
amass into giga-alexa

Once again, first comment, best comment.

Alexa, get me a gf.

;_;

alexa is a botnet