So there is this boy, he's very cute and he's reading this right now

Of course

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Nah
Im a male 100%

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prove it

How?

idk
what makes you so sure?

I have a dick with balls
Pretty sure I'm a man

>I'm like boys but no homo
>I'm 100% straight male (post sweat pants dick)
>Gay gaying gayest gayer gaaay
............everyday with this

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Stop reading your own posts, dude.
Just imagine if you made a mistake and then you see it, and then you get anxious about it, but you already posted and you can't even delete OPs.

How do you know its a dick?

all the other posters itt have them too
what makes you stand out?
I post dumb shit all the time senpai

Abe is a dude

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Im a thug
A BASTARD
A killer
Im a criminal
I deed unforgivable things I can be cute

thats so cute

1) You don't know that for sure, could be a dumb fujo larping.
2) I didn't ask if he was a dude or not.

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People I have killed wouldn't call me a cute

1)What makes you so sure this is a fujo larping.
2)all males have dicks, thats why I said he was a dude.

1) Nothing, might be a cat shitposting for all I know.
2) I didn't ask if he was a dude, or if he has a dick.

Okay you got me im a girl

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1)Okay
2)What do you mean by this

..........eh?

>hands
100% boy

and you post your crotch for other guys to see

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I choose that pic by an accident

yeah sure, it's not the first time you posted it

I made mistakes sometimes

you enjoy the attention admit it

But I am a girl :O

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Stop it

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weren't you supposed to be a tough guy?

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Im a tough guy

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>tall
>decently big dick
>probably good looking
>still a virgin
>yet it all he cares about
Abe what the fuck?

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you get hard from reading this thread user, only sissies do that

I enjoyed your "roll x and I post dick" Threads haha

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I got you are user from day before yesterday

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Im even worse

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No way. No fucking way. Just so I'm sure, are you ****?

yeah that's me

im not that bad

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Well maybe Im not that bad?
Opinions are subjective

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nevermind I thought of another guy
get a gf, nerd

But I am **** tho

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ok
this is not ok
not ok at all

Explain yourself.

Im taller than him, have a bigger benis and I am good looking
But still a sperg

So in that sense Im worse

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So let me ask literally one thing. How many girls have made advances on you and you denied out of sperginess?

Fuck you

>urgay
really user?

In highschool 3 or 4
In clubs 5 or 6 that come to mind

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All you have to do is just fucking go with it, goddamnit.
I don't even understand what are you afraid of. The h*ck dude.

you have to keep the conversation going
not everyone can do that

Im not good at pretending to be a balanced non autistic human being

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thats another problem i don't really get, he is normally really nice guy to talk to, unless he is fixated on his dick size
just b urself, no really, no point pretending, girls always know if you're autistic, and if they still want a piece of you all you have to do is just roll with it

Actually whats your biggest block? Like whats stopping it all?

most people like me, most people enjoy talking to me here, yet when i add them outside the site they get bored of me in a day

>Just be yourself
Whenever I do that I always end up saying something awkward or looking out of place
Wish I knew
Maybe fear of what comes afterwards

I knew that

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Its cause you're not going on discord with sole purpose of getting some dick tonight which means you actually have to make people interested in you instead.
Oh, I see. Next time you go out get a drink first, will probably help with your anxiety, don't get too drunk though. Also if you really just want to fuck set a goal of getting laid beforehand and try sticking to it.
And if you're really desperate, tinder exists for a reason.

do you like abe?

yeah

well I guess you are a faggot

maybe a bit, nothing wrong with that

but abe is straight
so you better not have high hopes

and he lives like really far
i don't have any hopes

why would a straight person post his crotch on an imageboard full of men

Ask him

but you really like him ?

of course i do

why?

Drinking doesnt help, much
And I get really lost when it comes to physical contact, feel really lanky and clumsy

I think the best would be to find someone with a personality similar to mine but thats really fucking hard in this country

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I like her facial expression

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idk, i don't know how to explain it
why are you so curious? are you him?

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this one too

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nah BTW are you kurumihna poster?
there were one from your country

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Feel free to save anything you like. They're all yours, friend.

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