Why yes, I do use Source Mage GNU/Linux

>why yes, I do use Source Mage GNU/Linux
>how did you know?

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imagine her vagina could squeeze my dick harder than a vice grip could

Imagine the handjobs...

Too shriveled from all the roids to do much

She is a mom nowadays so I kinda doubt it.

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>too shriveled
so it's even tighter?

I wish she was my mom.

I also wish she was your mom

Are you that woman? Please give me a call.

imagine what handjobs she must give

sent ;)

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, UNIX looks like that?

What the fuck? Women are supposed to have a soft delicate body, like rose petals. How can you even imagine fucking such a man looking women?

Imagine being this gay.

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>If I namedrop some distro nobody uses on Jow Forums I'm gonna get e-cred XD
>haha, time to fire up internet explorer

Say that to my face IRL, fucker and see what happens

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My girlfriend is a farm raised tomboy who's much more fit than me, not roided out like OP mind you.
I learned the hard way not to try and pin her.
It's hot but I feel inadequate next to her healthy body as I'm a skeleton.

grentext

hot

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There's no way she's not on steroids, right?

You'd think they'd fuck her face up / make her grow a beard or whatever.

Shut up old man

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I hate this meme so much.

7/10 made be chuckle

girlswithmuscle.com/images/?name=cindy phillips
The girl in OP if someone needs to fap.

4channels as good a place as any to blog I suppose.


It's more sad than whatever hot fantasy you're imagining.
She's got stamina for days while I get tired from going hard for 5 minutes.
Needless to say she usually goes on top.
My first attempt at pinning her was before we were an item as I'd initiated some tickling/wrestling when she was visiting for movies.
I moved in to pin her, not thinking with the proper head and intent on having my way with her.
She's just giggling about it and laughing "nooo ha ha!" As I'm clearly a non-threat.
She writhes and squirms under me untill she gets her legs bunched up and pushes me off (I hope I never get kicked oof), with me barely clinging on. She then grabs my hands and holds them together in a vice like grip and proceeds to just hold me there, my pushing against her felt like I was trying to move a ton of bricks as her back(one of my favorite things about her) would not budge.
She then tickle tortures me until I give up.

I would later find out she didn't find me threatening due to naivety, not superiority.
She didn't think it was weird to wrestle around with friends, even though I'm a guy and we were alone in my house, in my room.
Growing up under a rock makes people weird.
I feel like I'm not enough of a man but I'm the only one she's had so I don't think she knows better. She loves me to death even though I'm lame.
/blog

You should really work out before she leaves you.

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I am working on it.
And that's my greatest fear.
I'm doing it in secret, and I'm hoping to finally get that pin by surprise.
Although due to her weird religious beliefs I doubt she'd leave unless I really fucked up.

Why does Jow Forums have a muscle fetish? Is it because most tech people lack strength?

> Is it because most tech people lack strength?
Jow Forums has it too.