Why do they call it the iPhone XS?

Savage

Based

It refers to the owners dick size.

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>tfw fpbp

>tfw sataniaposter blesses my applel roast thread

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based and redpilled

eXtra Smokey edition

how will itoddlers ever recover?

Based and droppedout.

because you need to read it as
>excess

why is that twink punching that girl? is she just annoying or something?

based

itoddlers will defend this

Why would you buy an XS when you can get the SE for free with contract or dirt cheap and it can run everything the XS can run plus has a headphone jack

why would you buy ishit when you can get anything else

based

iTODDLERS BTFO

APLEL ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>applel

because it's excessive.

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really made me think

Good thing there are smartphones on the market which don't have that dreaded notch

>It's okay when android does it
Nobody ever says this

He bent the phone by sitting on it. Normal people don't sit on their phones.

If you think this is a real problem, why don't you just buy a Nokia 3310 instead? Stop abusing your smartphones like a manchild and expecting them to work.

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retard nigger

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yikes

Based.

Because you need to sell a kidney to XSpense it.

literaly

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using its cult to spread this crap that only makes apple worse of a shitter that should diaf

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fpbp

Sauvage

Oh? Based.

B&R

kek

xuper shit

how will itoddlers ever recover?

fpbp
spbp

@69140176
t. SEETHING ipajeet

Xtra shit

based and redpilled

BASED and redpilled

how will itoddlers ever recover?

>69138279
Iphone "XS" as in iphone "excess" because its an over priced excessive piece of shit.

Based satania poster.

because it's only for people with xtra-small minds

how will itoddlers EVER recover?

fuck

based

Based redpilled woke and brave

>Savage
i-is that a NORMIE word?!

Cringe
Based, fuck Satania posters

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woke a doke

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OH
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peepee poopoo

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Posting in a based apple hate thread

literally

Is she going to rape my boipussy with that?

>this is what ipajeets actually tell themselves

based and redpilled

cringe and bluepilled

Nobody says it's ok.
And the essential phone did have a notch before the iPhone x.

>itoddlers just keep getting btfo

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absolutely based

because it gets xsively hot and xplodes

based AND redpilled

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>brother leases an xs
>drops it day 1 and fucks up the screen

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No because she's an angel

U pay well in xs of what u should

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i want to rape and nakadashi raphi

Genius! Now we dont have to design it to allow it to be used while charging! Based apple! U were using mice wrong all along!

good post

dumb anime postor

based post

dumb non-anime postor

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DELET

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absolutely based

based and redpilled

baste

XS? More like Xtra-Shit, amirite?

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based and explodepilled

ROASTE
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ibomb XploSion

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Because Galaxy Note 2 was already taken.

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>battery is still looking normal and not bloated or exploded so it can't be the cause of this
So was that thing thrown into a campfire or what? Took that pretty well too.

XS stands for eXtra Shorted which is a battery mode of operation that activates when the phone is slightly bent to avoid further damage