/csg/ - Chink Shit General

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What kind of laser would I need to be strong enough to cut the string off the arcade machine in pic related?

There are mirrors behind the string, it needs to be able to go through the glass, and the string is colored red.

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What's a good wired gamepad I can use for my PC to play games with?

445nm and at least 2 watts, preferably much higher, but I don't think you can get a handheld chink laser that strong outside of modding an engraver head. Also, it probably wouldn't be very subtle.

all they need to do is have a slightly reflective glass with lots of lights on the inside (i bet that is already the case) and you might blind someone

/csg/, teach me to communicate with non-incentivized chinese customer service people.
I try my best to write out exactly what I want in the clearest possible language with least amount of spots that any reasonable human being (and/or translation service) could misinterpret. But despite my efforts, all I get is responses that are completely unrelated to what I was asking about.
My only other option is either acting like I'm talking to a search engine, i.e. using fewest possible keywords instead of full sentences. Or, you know, I could just put "PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!!" like they do.

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Yes it is the case. Would be nice to just drop all the iPads and consoles off that scamming machine.

Jannies, stop deleting our precious post

1 Are there any good chink pajamas?
2 Did anybody ever buy art reproductions on canvas from chinks? I wan Hockney's A Bigger Splash in my living room, but I am afraid of receiving a shittier splash. Anybody have recommendation for chink art prints?

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Not super sure how im meant to feel about a 30000 mAh charger for $10, anyone gotten one? how did it hold up?

>30ah
>that size
8ah at best, probably less given the price

yeah, been looking for a decent one lately, wasnt super impressed off the listing.

Just get a Xiaomi powerbank, at least it'll be the capacity it claims to be.

>bought chromebook
>SD card sticks out by half
Does China have a low profile SD card solution for me that isn't donkey dick?

Search for "short micro sd adapter".

raspberrypi.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=31609
you can actually shave sd card in half, they dont use all the space

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Anybody bought these? Or anything like it at this pricepoint? Looking for something cheap I can wear while I'm at the gym, something wireless and discrete so it doesn't get in the way

please delete everything after the hml and the only thing you need is the item number the text is useless so I can change your link to example this:
www.aliexpress.com/item/smhtbhfam/32872710485.html

Yes I got pyjama pants for me and a "sleeping kimono" for my gf in order to fulfill my weeb fantasies, both were nice

There's no edit button on Jow Forums so I'll remember that for next time. Thanks senpai.

i10 TWS are Airpods 1:1 copy with added wireless charging. They sell for around $30 USD on AE. Mine will be here in a week unless I get chinked.

Also, based and redpilled bread as always lads. Keep that /csg/ fire going - jannies be damned.

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I've used my sister's Airpods before and they were good, so I guess I'll get those i10s.
Thanks user

Looks like my beyerdynamic headphones are on the verge of collapse, any good over-ear chink headphones?

Thx guys

Anyone have any decent experience or recommend chink clothing? Infographic doesn't talk much about it.

how are the tws i10 compared to the tws i7?

>tws i10 compared to the tws i7?
Newer version, of course. There were some problems with the i7s I believe relating to stereo phone call audio (can only be hear through 1 ear on i7) and left/right music was sometimes switched.

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Need a recommendation for over ear headphones for under £40. Must be Bluetooth, must be durable, must fold. Must not look gamerish, should look stylish as possible.

Not Ausdom M08 as I already own a pair.

The i7 sound like you are listening to a speaker on a flip phone and they are really fucking big

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wow that is fucking epic

Any reliable rechargeable aa batteries?

ikea ladda

Ikea Ladda

Does it have vibration mode?

wtf

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Bought some cheap velour pads for my m-40x. They're kinda shit, not as soft as it should be, completely gets rid of any noise isolation, and kills the bass. In the trash they go.

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can anyone recommend a simple dumbphone with long lasting battery?

I haven't listened to i10s but the i7s sound awful. Like rotary phone speaker awful.

Got this gamepad in today. Everything feels good, no mushiness at all. Would recommend.

aliexpress.com/item/usb-nes-gamepad/32805804478.html

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>tripfag reveals himself as a newfag
i got them shits more than years ago

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my mitu plush arrived and i love it

there is some village in china that will paint whatever picture you send them on a big canvas for cheap, a few anons posted things they got and they were all really nice, but i dont remember what it was called,
maybe some helpful user will remember what it is

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how does a sleeping kimono work, i cant even wear a t-shirt to bed without waking up tangled and strangled every 10 minutes

Thx for the forewarning. Its now collecting dust.

Not him but I have been here for 3 years and haven't seen that shit

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Where can i buy real North Korean currency from?

Foam eartips came in that were ordered on 9/11
It was "opened by mistake" and came in this condition.
Aside from the anthrax they work fine, slightly more comfy than the stock tips and triple flanges I use now

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AliExpress

Pic related, coins from better Korea, off Aliexpress

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OwO whats this

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Its a cup!

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well you're either blind or a liar because when i bought in september 2016 i posted it in this very thread

????

i need a demonstration

are u going to make a BIG pee at it ?

I also have a m40x and been looking for new pads (i prefer velour) and the best i could find is some red one on amazon which i have ordered. I hooe they are good

I checked the infographic, and I can't find a good MP3 player that supports over 256gb of storage.

looks like stainless

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haha nice

just get two then lol

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Any recommendations for a decently loud Bluetooth speaker for my janky ass home theater setup?

no :)

Yeah, get non shitty speakers, a used reciever and a chromecast audio

something tpa3116 based with bluetooth and used bookshelf speakers

But I really want that MP3 player!

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Am I gonna get chinked

Cause I have the faintest feeling that I'll be.

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another pair of beyerdynamics

TAKSTAR PRO 82 ?

Is there a mp3 player with a bluetooth receiver setup already

I want to put my FLAC files in one and connect it to my earbuds and also receive calls

I was called a dumb nigger for similar thought, upon reflection I got a better sd card and poweramp pro. I only listen with one earbud when I walk my dog, like some sort of retard. So I use a stereo-to-mono earbud, I have been bit by the IEM meme tho and am here looking for one, all that said I have heard great things about these:
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Damn I quoted the wrong post

ffs meant for
>Damn I quoted the wrong post
>>

yes Dafen village in china. produces almost half of the paintings in the world

thatsmags.com/shenzhen/post/22513/how-to-order-a-custom-oil-painting-in-shenzhen-s-dafen-village

Chink sales when
want to buy some siq ddr4 modules

any places where I can buy happiness?

...

are there any good chink bluetooth controllers

takstar pro 82? not sure how they compare to beyers

Bought a gudetama "cleaner robot". Does a really good job with obstacles but the cleaning part is just a pad stuck on the bottom. Might work better with a damp microfiber or something.

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been using a Huion 1060 Pro for a while, and it's good, but I'd like something with it's own screen
any suggestions?
don't have a specific budget, but I came here rather than /sqt/ or something, so I'd like it on the cheaper side, nothing like a Cintiq 24 or some shit desu

link me up scotty

I'm new to keyboards, but want to post here since it's probably more suited than /mkg/
Anyone got suggestions for LED-less clicky switch keyboards? Or at the very least, LED's I can turn off?
Only thing I could say is I don't need the numpad, and would rather it not be the compact as fuck kind.

I saw a video recently saying "xp pen artist 12 best cheapest drawing tablet" idk if its true but eh. I think they're all 250 dollars+

Yeah, they're about that sort of price. All good, I'm just in the market for some suggestions, that's all.
When this is more than half the price of the cheapest Wacom Cintiq in my area, that's not too bad a deal.
Thanks for the response, friend.

>how help services work 101
You wont get any reply from that seller anymore

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I fucken love my "Drevo Tyrfing", white LEDs you can turn off and outemu or w/e switches, was about $50.

emporium.ninja

wait what, can you use coins?

No

aula f2012

hey /csg/ i need a dap or an mp3 player with rollback buttons. I need them for audiobooks, is there anything like this?

Phone

It has some pretty big problems.
>it is the bare minimum acceptable tablet size, you will be moving around a lot
>it has no stand and thus will lay flat on every surface, this is uncomfortable
>the pen has an annoying shape
>the buttons are kind of ass
If you can find it on ebay or wherever for under $200 it will perform above and beyond for that price, but ideally you should just bite the bullet with these kind of products and start with a GT-191 which can be found for under $350 if you wait for a good deal on ebay.

>$350
its such a bullshit market honestly. I can get an actual ipad tablet for that price or a android one for even cheaper

And those tablets won't work for drawing at all.

>i can get an apple for the price of this orange!
are you retarded, user?