APPLE REALLY WANTS you to watch its latest Carpool Karaoke episodes. So much so...

>APPLE REALLY WANTS you to watch its latest Carpool Karaoke episodes. So much so, that it has been pushing notifications to iPhone users - something the company views as a big no-no in its own developer guidelines.

>Apple's App Store policies are quite clear on this point. "Notifications must not be required for the app to function, and should not be used for advertising, promotions, or direct marketing purposes or to send sensitive personal or confidential information," Apple writes.

>"Abuse of these services may result in revocation of your privileges," the guidelines continue, though somehow we can't see Apple giving Apple a slap on the wrist.

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>use free google service
>shows you targeted ad you might be interested in

>pay $1000+ premium price for iToy
>get spammed with ads for diversity brainwashing

iTODDLERS BTFO

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i don't see any ads from google :^)

Why is apple pushing this? I thought carpool karaoke was part of some random faggots youtube channel.

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yikes

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you don't wanna watch the coolest shit on the interwebs right now?

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I do from Apple :)
Just because you are too poor to get any advertisement doesn't mean others are :^)

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isheep will defend this

I'm an iphone user and haven't received the notification

It might be because I'm at least somewhat sensible and deleted all the apps I didn't have any interest in when I got the phone

^ This poster is what we call a fucking liar and I can prove it. It could be called the truth, but you should go buy the new Pixel 3 XL. Haha bitch, gotcha. -Google

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remember the time they auto-added a u2 album onto everyone's itunes accounts?

I actually liked some of that album and personally I didn't mind it.
I'm not an apple shill even though my post sounds really shilly i'm trying to get out of the iphone lineup as we speak

>Carpool Karaoke

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This
Fuck all you gooks still buying into into this shit

>use free torvalds & stallman service
>shows you targeted ad that does not exist because it doesn't even have ads

>use literally any other kind of digital service including microshaft windblows
>get spammed with ads for everything under the fucking sun

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my poogle pixel sent me notifications for the captain marvel trailer came when it came out, had a good laugh

It's like Battletoads all over again.

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>So much so, that it has been pushing notifications to iPhone users
So why haven't I received any?
Try/10.

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>itoddlers even defended THIS

>apple, an advertisement company with rent seeking policies, breaks its own policies to push ads

Whoa.

Oh shit did the newest Yu Gi Oh Abridged drop already?

this guy is the successor to craig ferguson, such a fucking disappointment

doesn't happen on my unix computer

>apple, an advertisement company

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Episodes every week

stop lying Bono everyone knows it was you

What? You think they sold so many phones and computers because they were killer hardware?

Is everyone just going to ignore what a shitfest ad circlejerk YouTube is?

>have Android
>go to Settings > Apps > Uninstall Youtube

>have iShit
>brand new out of box
>YO YO YO YO YOU GOTTA WATCH DIS SHIT NIGGA WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET

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>just don’t use it goy
I’ve also never gotten these notifications on my iPhone btw

>t. ipajeet

Dat fat niggas getting robbed

How is it not? It soley profits to push ads to sell high margin products and convince developers and consumers to be a part of their "app store"

Just because they aren't some massive ad distribution network doesn't make them not an advertising company.

Never gets old

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It's the most entertaining show Apple has created ever. It's really amazing and we think you will love it!

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oof

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>the basedboy memes are real
He doesn't even have bad genetics and looks like he would be a good looking and respectable man if he wasn't overweight and didn't have that pussified jolly look on his face. Now he just looks like a clown and no one could feel an ounce of respect or admiration when they look at him.

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Absolutely smashing.

WATCH IT GOYIM
OUR BUSINESS YEAR WAS TERRIBLE
YOU DON'T BUY ENOUGH PHONES
INVESTORS ARE MAD
OY GEVALT

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Hasn't LK been bedridden for like a month?

its weird to me that the fat guy from lesbian vampire killers has a tv show in america
why would anyone want that

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yikes
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LOOK AT THAT
DIVERSITYYYYYYYY

Apple 'bought it' for some horrendous sum/reason
>because, its a viral hit, innit
literally, a fucking car crash of a creatively bankrupt shell of a joke of a co.

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