The absolute chad is fluent in chinese

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10/10 posture tho

Good call. That's zuckerberg's iconic fake posture. Supposed to display dominance and confidence.

Surely he knows China will never let him in...

Zucc is a woman. How can you guys not see this?

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kek to the max.

Did he bring his own seat cushion? I want to do this too now that I know that it's an option.

中国「「「「人」」」」

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Is that echoes but in Chinese? 中国 is China but is 人 just man surrounded by ((()))?

谢谢Zuck, 很好。

Chinese (((people)))

「「「白」」」美国人

His wife is a fucking chink you retard

Soulless bugman speaks the language of soulless bug people. Huh.

this really is some chad shit as much as it triggers Jow Forums

How do you expect him to talk to his wife?

>the absolute chad

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No it's quotes you dumbasses.

Do you think he eats dogs?

I - yingtong.
I> - yingtong..
I - yingotng yiddle i ho..
youtube.com/watch?v=Nebe1zuEtbc

kek, that's not quite what I imagined RMS to sound like. What a shame.

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this
nobody gives a fuck about fb in china

chang chung nop deng dang

absolute chadbot installed chinese laguage pack

that nose...fucking nose
also wtf is happening out there
everyone is laughing like it's some comedy show

fuk suk duk

Kek

mark zuckerberg has tremendous money and power, yet still sucks with women. he married an ugly Chinese girl because he couldn't get any better.

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Simplified Chinese, disgusting and unaesthetic

Should be 謝謝

>ugly Jewish antisocial autist
>chad

No, he married a Chinese reason for the same reason he knows fluent Chinese and let Xi Jinping name his baby. So he is allowed to launch Facebook in the Chinese market.

Retards

More proof he's a CIA nigger and glows in the dark

This is......disturbingly accurate.

Winnie the Pooh

calm down Terry

tell him we just discovered an entire populated galaxy, see how long before he offers his wife up as sacrifice and starts speaking fluent ayyy.

He wasted his time. There is no way the CCP will let him in unless there are MASSIVE drawbacks.

CHINK CHONG NIG NOG PING PONG

He married her before he got super mega rich. And since she's kinda ugly, she's going to stick around.

Why is it that Asian languages always sound made up gibberish? You don't see this with other languages. You hear Russian and while you can't understand it, it still sounds like a legitimate language. Same with German, Polish, Italian, etc, even Indian and Arabic sounds like real languages.Then you hear Chinese and it nothing but a bunch of one syllable words.

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He's practically standing.

Fpbp

>Why is it that Asian languages always sound made up gibberish?
Because you arbitrarily consider them to be gibberish.

well he's autistic, his job keeps him extremely busy and wanted to raise a family. looks aren't everything, niggerposter

you don't belong here

Probably an AI translated speech.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nu-nlQqFCKg

that video is not impressive desu, Amazon's Alexa must be better

This.
>fucker is introvert autist
>needs to play le stronge CEO
>has to consciously pay attention to his posture and mannerisms ALL THE TIME

He created facebook and normalized surveillance because he wants us to feel like he does.

That's from 6 years ago. OP's video a newer version of it.

formerly cuck

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The Chinese remind me of my own people. But then again, we are sort of Mongols.

t. Hungarian

Glyphs for niggers

Can't wait for Xi to take over HK

>Why is it that Asian languages always sound made up gibberish?
Low and predictable phoneme variety. In Mandarin, it’s possible to tell a coherent story by repeating “shi” about a hundred times as long as you enunciate them all correctly: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den

youtube.com/watch?v=vExjnn_3ep4

This is literally subhuman language.

tonal quality makes it sound like sing-song chittering. Hebrew sounds like someone with TB clearing their throat, also

>Glyphs for niggers
No, that’s second-round simplified characters. So much of an lexical abortion that the Party withdrew them from public usage after less than a decade.

Mandarin, Cantonese, and to an extent, Korean heavily use monosyllabic words with tonal inflection.

Japanese, however, is not like this, but this is because it is of its own Language family.

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>Japanese, however, is not like this
There’s literally 60 phonemes native to the language, and some of them aren’t even used in modern Japanese.

Let’s not get crazy here with Japanese not sounding like gibberish just because it has polysyllabic words.

based

But Japanese doesn't sound like gibberish. Even Finnish sounds more gibberish than Japanese.

You've only developed an ear for the inbred island korean nipmonkey chittering because of anime brainwashing. Fuck off weebmutt slave.

English is a literal mutt language you moron

not an argument. even if that were true, it doesn't negate what he says.

>jew
>suck chink cock
What a fag.

japanese is heavily structured with simple syllables. If you want gibberish try chinese with their billions of intonations bullshit.

>t. Doesn't know Japanese
They've got plenty of inflections and other bs. It's literally an inflection language

This doesn't contradict the post you are replying to.

I hear Arabic as gibberish while Chinese sounds like a real language
Must be because of preference or depends on your native language

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher
So is English.

"Inflection" is only used on a few words in modern Japanese. The pitch accents are actually dying out.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher
>en.m.wikipedia.org
>.m
kys

learn punctuation faggot, only a subhuman couldn"t

the language is designed to be oppressive and hard to use/learn/speak/read

good read
took me like 20 minutes

中文 is actually pretty easy to learn.

Nice μεμε but aren't these quotes rather than parenthesis?

Yes they are meant to be quotes.
Everyone in this thread is retarded.

he got the best language coach to guide him to learn a language

it's much hard to learn a language on your own especially if you have no experience learning a language. you end wasting time studying things you don't really need to study

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1546201481472.webm

here is a korean trying to speak japanese and sakura laughing at him lol

you end up wasting*

This correction was really unnecessary, everyone read it without problems and in fact I never even noticed the mistake because my mind just mentally filled it in as I read it.
Only correct if it's really necessary.

>Japanese
>a language without any proven roots
>created from scratch
>completely unique
>literally MADE IN JAPAN

>English
>just some shit tier Latin
>even too stupid for German der/die/das
>just uses "that" instead
>is too stupid to speak "night" and "knight"
>too stupid to use capital letters for nouns
>too stupid to use more than 26 letters
>too stupid to write nouns together like universitystudentslibrary
>masterrace language

English is literally the biggest cuck language which makes no sense if you compare written and spoken language. Also if you compare English with other Latin languages like French, German, Spanish, Italian, you will notice that English is not only the simplified version of the other Latin languages, but also a language which can't even read their own words right. For example this is a fucking KKKKKnight, not the fucking NNNNight. But hey, it's okay when "glorious" Western retards do this shit. It's not wrong if everyone reads it wrong, right?

>>too stupid to use more than 26 letters
>>too stupid to write nouns together like universitystudentslibrary
These are good things. Especially the first one.
A good efficient language has a small but well distinguished symbol set and a large range of sounds. Unlike Japanese which somehow managed to have like a gazillion symbols which all look like thrown together blobs of lines, many of which look very similar, and somehow has less sounds than English.
English is an efficient, well designed language and the character set is excellent. We don't bloat our language with shit and ugly intonation symbols and our words are extremely recognizable and clean making reading very efficient.

>English is the simplified version of the other Latin languages
Again, this is a good thing.

MANDARIN.DLL LOADED

>.dll
Go back to /v/

>English is a latin language
congratulations, you've outed yourself as a retard with no qualification to speak about anything

The fewer diphthongs the better.

Chinese characters are easier to read though and are extremely recognizable. And Japanese has no intonation symbols.