Enlist in the Jow Forums army know
Tell us how good you are at sports
Are you smart? What subject is your favorite
And we will decide what kind of military specialist you will become
Enlist in the Jow Forums army know
Asher Nguyen
Nolan Sullivan
>not good
>yes
>geography
Benjamin Phillips
Alright then you will become a scout
Owen Howard
I’m artillery
Nolan Murphy
I'll work in the cyber security department
Cameron Evans
So you're not a rookie, right?
Josiah Ross
Wait a minute answer the questions and we will decide
Camden Turner
>im good, but not the best.
> I used to be before Jow Forums, but no.
>coding and, as a hobby, drawing
Leo Young
Non
Henry Brown
That's will settle it you are going to work in our military newspaper you will be drawing comics for soldiers
Carter Perry
Bad
Sometimes
ICT
Dominic Martin
I like to shit into server racks and am very good at sports, but my genetics fucked me up and gave me twink genetics so I look thin and small. I do lifting though and have a strong right hand.
My ability is to stay awake 3 days in a row without showing symptoms of tiredness but the recovery costs of this ability are 16 hours of sleep.
Charles Sanders
Also I did ICT Apprentice, I should've mentioned that too. I'm a network specialist.
Sebastian Fisher
How about and air drone operator, son?
Jace Gomez
>not good
>no
>history
infantryman please. I'd like to die as soon as possible.
pic related: it's me.
Matthew Gonzalez
>Killing people while having it comfy with cornflakes in a warm room
k i'm doing it
Anthony Richardson
You are going to be field reporter
Dylan Wilson
no
if i'm a field reporter i have an out to be a coward. i dont want that. i'm here to die, sir.
Ayden Edwards
That's the spirit soldier!
Christopher Ramirez
Hey give me a role or I'm being a spy for Russia
Mason Stewart
Boxing is the only sport I am okay at, shit at everything else
Yes
History
David Jenkins
You don't understand it son
You are living for Jow Forums
Not dying
That's it you are field reporter
Brandon Garcia
I am good at sports not involving balls
Yes I’m smart, my favorite subject is science
Thomas Adams
son of a bitch a man just tries to become a corpse and is thwarted at every turn.
Cooper Brooks
You are going to be a signaller
Angel Bell
good move. give the guy that threatens to be the spy the FUCKING PLANS.
James Cruz
You are going to be a part of special operation unit an airborne one a.k.a troublemakers
Colton Reed
Benjamin Smith
SILENCE! im the commander here!
Landon Ross
Hmmm
You are gonna be a part of tank crew
Probably a commander
Connor Taylor
my ability is to convert people to whatever religion you like
Jose Hill
Maybe you are going to be a great enlist officer?
Jason Butler
Sweet
Send this one out first to die
Connor White
Shall we add him to our suicide squad?
Christian Carter
Yes of course
Luis Hill
I've got an order to put him in your crew
Nothing personal
Sorry
Thomas Hall
THERE'S A SUICIDE SQUAD?
I'M LITERALLY HERE VOLUNTEERING.
Luke Turner
No soldier you are gonna serve us well
Kayden Bennett
lol u jealous
Gavin James
>recived shoes alike this of pic,
use it for half a day,
not gonna use them more,
they are slippery and hurt,
i can change them with some ajusts,
but fuck it, just no
i don't fall in this line.
just as i don't fall in those lines.
got it ? mad ?
Oliver Jones
I'm going to be a field medic. My calling is rescuing people from under the rain of bullets.
Andrew Hall
Soldier we will give you this one
Evan Sanders
Okay then we will give you special equipped helicopter for this reason
Angel Rivera
Used to be secondary school Ice Hockey player, now Wheelchair bound. Yes, on the basis I'm a published and doing my masters.
Philosophy (Medical Science)
Asher Flores
I will rescue as many lives as I can before being eventually shot at the front.
Anthony Flores
What about helicopter pilot? Will you be the part of medical squad of Russian user?
Angel Thompson
just give me,
cause i aint gonna be soldier.
my nº is 43/44 europe.
thank you in advance, Mr.
Christian Bailey
I’m good at sports, specifically tennis and snowboarding
My favorite subject is writing and history, yes I’m smart, also have a great memory
Kayden Reed
What if we will send you to the special course of reconnaissance specialist?
Levi Ward
But do I get sniper training?
William Thomas
I can do that.
Yes, but only if I get a pair of SKA tickets per person I airlift.
Cameron Cook
Not good
Yes
Military History
Asher White
i'm actualy good at bmx bicecle tricks, street fight, snooker 8 ball, any pc game (not 100% strategy), eficient parkour, house theft and likely ninja martial arts.
but stoped for many years.
i may were a ninja or assassin or ment to be one :)
Sebastian Anderson
very good at parkour/freerunning and shooting
yes
cybersecurity
Jeremiah Williams
Doc have a dark past and that never was caught,
if not by it's own afirmation by it's will.
got it ?
Kevin Rodriguez
no
yes, the smartest really
post-modern art and gender studies
Nathan Thomas
Noice
Andrew Butler
i practice martial arts and am decent at fencing i guess
also i hit the gym 5 times a week
Luis Lewis
i guess im kind of smart. i always liked history
Chase Carter
Join the bant army? It's full of gays and traps. Unless you planned on getting raped regularly, why would you join this army?