I can now shitpost while shitting and never get shit on my hands because I just reach over and turn this knob to clean...

I can now shitpost while shitting and never get shit on my hands because I just reach over and turn this knob to clean my anus. What life changing technology did you get over Christmas?

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I dunno, but when the fuck can someone make a touchscreen monitor/tablet that is waterproof so I can shitpost from in the shower? Imagine a terminal in the side of your shower wall

My dude, just shit a nice turd in this board, the pathetic janitor will wipe your ass and clean the floor FOR FREE
;^]

ipad pro?

>blast ass with water
>shit particles get carried to neighbouring ballsack

don't you have a taint? everything gets washed into the toilet and plus i have unlimited water, i can wash it until i feel clean enough that my gf will happily rim me

>Bends
No thanks

how did you meet ur gf

It's like a car wash for your ass hole. Not as good as manually washing it but does a pretty good job.

Problem with this is most screens with hard displays rely on electrical conductivity to detect input. Unless you're bathing in deionized water, you're gonna have issues.

Dude they sell waterproof enclosures for phones and tablets. I have one for my phone. I use it with cheap vr lenses while in the shower for vr porn.

>get over Christmas
You got a toilet for Christmas?? Please do tell more about your family/friends who gifted you this marvelous piece of porcelain.

if you make your butthole too clean, foreign bacteria will move in and infect it.
Happens a lot in Japan.

Lies

Shower with distilled water

itoddlers btfo ?....

College. She can make me cum from a rimjob alone.

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>It's like a car wash
You find the huge rotating brushes really hit the spot, right? Pic. related. And that is even when fully clothed.

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you don't have a gf

I think that's how AIDS was created.

pajeet

I got a new helmet. Pretty sweet. Robocop sun visor and shit. Real purdy.

Lifechanging in that I'll actually wear one now.

I think he means the huge rotating brushes, see

Is this a shitting thread?

What music do you shit to?