HOOO NO NO NO NO

HOOO NO NO NO NO

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iToddlers BTFO

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BASED

friggen based

Who?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

MSFT STILL NUMBER 1 MOTHERFUCKERS

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F P B P
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>APPL=TRSH
but srsly guys.. who among us can say, they saw this shocker coming..

down 6% after-hours

>see this post
>open up Robinhood

fuck this

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another $30B day comin up

HE BOUGHT?

DUMP IT

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Their stock yesterday...
RIP another 30bil$

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> after cutting Q1 guidance
What does that mean?

means their forecasted revenue is going to be several Billion less than expected

first post based post

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means their Iraqui Information Minister act is wearing a bit thin. They have a legal responsibility to inform the cretins who still have money tied up in AAPL, they are heading over Shit Falls sans paddle

Satania and Sataniapilled

BASTE

OH NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>HE BOUGHT THE DIP

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>tfw you never fell for the apple meme

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>UPGRADES
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Based and cookpilled

absolutely devilish

anybody got a link to this ?
wanna watch that corp-ruining bean-counting bastirt fucking squirm

Based and melonpaned

>we'll re-release it in 5 new colors

>itoddlers refused to see the dead cat bounce
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S NOT FAIR APPLEBROS
WE WUZ TRILLION DOLLAS N SHIET

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im pretty sure you are just pretending but buying the dip is what you want to do

Apple is too big to fail

This is your moment pajeets and kids. In this thread, you can pretend everyone in the west has finally seen the light and is switching to a superior $200 chink phone with lagdroid.

Based af.

“They” being the entire tech industry. This change in revenue is because nobody is buying new phones and Chinese don’t have enough money to buy anything.

So was Sears back in the day, the kings of retail. Nowadays, Apple simply exists due to their marketing campaign and consumer base that has a poor knowledge of gadgets and technology. It is unbelievable to me that people still shell out $800 on an inferior mobile platform and devices.

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>Nokia was too big to fail

>Phones haven't released anything new to the table since 2014.
>Somehow a ceo of the top phone company thinks they will get massive sales, when normies realize new phones aren't much better than flagships from 2015.
My S5 is still a top phone and its about 5 years old now.

But thats the thing, it seems like all companis in all sectors do just that.
>Advertise new product
>Sell said product
>Recoup losses from advertising to advertise the next product.
It's like a laundry cycle.

>phones have barely improved
>prices have skyrocketed
>carriers have dropped all subsidization and now push "rental" plans
gee I wonder why everyone stopped buying

>he bought on the dead cat bounce

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Satania post best post

Every high end phone is 800$. That's the problem. Even shit like the google pixel which should be 200$ max.

so based

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has this thread been hijacked by Jow Forums helping people lose money

Don't have to pretend, the ones that didn't switch died in all the iPhone explosions. Hell, some explosions have higher injury rates than grenades.

iphone.appleinsider.com/articles/18/12/31/apples-iphone-xs-max-allegedly-explodes-in-ohio-mans-pocket

>2 days ago

Watching Apple repeatedly almost fail and then triumph again is like watching that gif of the rabbit who somehow manages to keep staying on top of the avalanche by just sprinting really quickly.

>Not a .gif or webm

I mean I guess this is based, but I'm a bit disappointed.

let us know when they're working on an actual new product

AH HAHAHA

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Not if the dip keeps going down...

I am a retard regarding these sorts of things. So how probable is it ?

it could happen

I really hope this snowballs into the forcible removal Tim Cucks

God i hate that whiny bitch ass FAGGOT

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Based

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I really hope this snowballs into the forcible death of Applel

God i love that whiny bitch ass FAGGOT

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Based and animepilled

>The lines, they do nothing

Fuckin based

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AH HAHAHA

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It's a good thing they spent all that money to build new offices.

DELET

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Where do I meet people like you?

From $89B-$93B down to $84B.

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Now let’s imagine the Dow doing this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

Do people really think stocks are this simple?

nnooo that's half my retirement

What's your point?

US stock market following suit of all these corrections.

i like this gif

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NOOO MY 401K

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Get ready for a big drop tomorrow when Dems take over the House.

And?

>tfw too poorfag to buy and hodl AAPL

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its a 341K now. Apple Innovation

kek

how will they ever recover?

based and sataniapilled

How could this happen to me
I made my mistake
But life goes on
Lost my headphone jack
I'm sick of this phone
I just want to scream

How could this happen to meeeeee

foxconn makes very good stuff, but apple overcahrges for sure

>didn't spend their trillions
>now lose it
Hahahahahaha