This is what happens when your products cater to fags and women

ITODDLERS BTFO

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late but based

Another day another $30b wiped off its value. So much for the correction, right iToddlers?

>7.29%
is that a lot?

In a single day yes, that's a huge drop.

its increasingly less tbf. To keep up their $30b per day, they gonna need to find another gear soon

>you don't wanna do that
Why not? Do you really think this is the end of Apple and they aren't sustainable and extremely solid in the long term? Do you have any fucking idea how much dollar and foreign currency reserves they have? The immense pool of talent they have access too? Apple has geniuses on theiir payroll, and they are extremely loyal employees too. Holy shit you are fucking delusional AND a moron if you think this temporary slump will have any negative impact in the long run whatsoever.

>This is what happens when your products cater to fags and women
in my lab there's only one guy with a mac....

....and he is a fag.

OP confirmed based and truepilled.

It's also a nigger product too

Their foreign cash reserves are barely enough to even pay off their debts in the US. Even worse after taxes if they want to bring the money back to the US

Based.

What on earth have you been smoking? Apple's dent is insignificant when compared to their EBITDA

Time to buy low and sell high.

>foreign cash reserves
which are mostly created by tax evasions.

>this temporary slump
- has wiped $300B, JFI. The Market is seldom wrong about a Stock on the way down, and, its somewhat difficult to argue, AAPLs trajectory has been in any other direction of late. I am not telling anyone, investing in this fucking POS is a good idea, nope. Not even as evil joke.
>Apple has geniuses on their payroll
yeah, who, then, exactly? That they prob do still have some good ppl there, no doubt. The bigger problem however, the bean counters are in charge, and making watch bands in 12 different colors eventually wears a little too thin. Like their iPad manufacturing, Boom Boom.

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All stocks are down you fucking melon

find me another chart from today that looks like that. Even half like that. Go on, I'll wait.

Amazon just passed Apple, dumbfuck and this was before Apple's after market crash.

Warren Buffet said in an interview when the price was 200+$ that he'd rather have the price go lower because Apple would buy back their shares meaning that in the long-term it would inevitably be higher than the original $200.

>ITODDLERS BTFO
Based Satania poster

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Do you remember what happened to Apple the last time they lost Steve Jobs? Apple isn't a company as much as it is a cult, and right now they have no leader and there is no leader anywhere on the horizon.

Apple Fags BTFO

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>graph has no scale
>1 day
>mobile
>color of line doesnt even match

Try learning some basic math apple shill

>is that a lot?
Yes economic crash incoming.
Buy ammo and liquor.

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Based and redpilled

>elon musk buys applel in 3 years when they're worth $15b

>This is what happens when Steve Jobs refuses cancer treatment.

FIFY.

>3 years
they keep shedding $30B per diem, they'll be $15B cap before February FFS.

>mfw applel becomes the first company ever to have negative market cap
Innovation lmao

If you think you know so much go fucking sink your life savings into it retard and show me wrong

poor apple fags

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Better?

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Speed up based satania poster

>taking after hours trading seriously

They're doing exactly what they did last time, raising prices and slicing up their golden goose while the clones race to the bottom

Apple basically saturated their own market instead of competing, and now they're crashing.

[insert shocked pikachu face here]

see

$46 incoming

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looks like some bot farm fucked up and caused a drop

has peter brandt verified some graphs of other things

retard

the bot farm that thought it was a good idea to neglect everything they were known for in favour of iphones and stupid watches?

Very large. Apple cut its sales forecast for Q1 (which we just started), something Apple never does. The company did so because it projects a steep decline in sales in China this year.

Also, Apple ended the trading day with a market cap (its value) of $742 billion. As of this post, market cap is $686 billion, which is below its five-year average of $702 billion and above 40% lower than its all-time high of $1.103 trillion on October 3, 2018.

This sell off is happening in after-hours trading. Traders could easily go long on the stock tomorrow. This happens all the time.

I thought they just catered to people with jobs in the west, not kids and pajeets?

Wait, which company are you comparing them to?

Dam, that is like the entire net worth of every android maker in one day. Imagine having that much money.

this board doesnt know what that means. let them LARP of being a capital investor. always makes me lol.

>development happened less than 12 hours ago
>d-d-dead horse!

>Immense pool of talent on their payroll

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>The immense pool of talent they have access too

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I bet people were really surprised about his pool of talent, or shit, as it's commonly called outside of Apple.

apple certainly does have a big pool of talent

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You misunderstand.
The deceased equine, in this particular analogy, is the maggot-ridden corpse of the Corporation formerly known as Steve Jobs's Apple. What happened 12 hours ago, or 12 weeks ago, they are all mere installments in the slow sad journey of this once-proud thoroughbred hobbling lamely towards the glue factory. Handover that rifle, time to put this particular dead beast beyond its misery, finally.

The last truly innovative thing Apple did was the touch screen ipod, and they haven't done a thing since.

They have released a smaller ipod, a bigger ipod, an ipod that can make phone calls, an even bigger ipod just in case you thought the last one was too small, an ipod you can wear on your wrist, an ipod with a stylus, and a large ipod for "professionals."

This correction has been needed for quite some time.

>once-proud thoroughbred
>applel

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>correction
$1,1 trillion to (under) $700 billion in 12 weeks, with no end in sight - this is Corrections and then some. The problem they don't appear to have shit in the development pipeline, a fact which doesn't really make the future any brighter.
>nitpicker
Windows Mobile is a good example of the problematic above - you can have decades worth of cash mountain, every advantage and a better product - still, if you dont get traction? you ded.

What a shit graph.

The guy I made the bet with over this soon to be btfo

mobile.twitter.com/scattass/status/907547310678331392

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Based Satania poster

Steve Job's would be proud, too bad he's in hell right now

based btfo of billion-losers

oof

Cope more iFags

inhumanely based

Oh nonononoo
HAHAHAHAHA

>Investor Rights Law Firm Investigates Apple's Earnings Cut for 'Potential Securities Fraud'
bernlieb.com/cases/apple-inc-aapl-lawsuit-class-action-fraud-stock-106/

>tfw your stock is a chebyshev filter

>nothin personnel kid

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>stock down commensurate with the rest of the tech market
>Jow Forums laps this shit up like it’s fucking news

Basically the original earnings guidance was based on the economic climate at the time. Since the fed has decided to tank the economy, guidance has been revised down since a lot of people decided not to buy a smart phone. Apple is still going to make more revenue in a single quarter than the vast majority of companies have in market cap.

A coping tripfag. Into the filter you go

10% of your intended investment sum saved already faggot
>and counting

>muh fed
You retards will believe literally any excuse he shits out.