/csg/ - Chink Shit General - New Years Edition

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
Older thread:
• The love of user's life also enjoys chink shit (best wishes, friend)
• Handlet orders gloves
• Payback
• A warning on some toothbrushes
• Qi charge paraphernalia and catto brush & drug
• user might receive a strange powder in the mail
• "Please understand"
• Anons new MMCX cable is good
• Large mousepad party inbound
• Another Molex-2-SATA house fire waiting to happen
• Mini SD Card adapter
• "A pleasure to do business with"
• user thinks he is in the clear
Recent thread:
user, a laser, and a vending machine Mitu doll user receives his pissing cup Getting chinked 101 Gudetama cleaning bot USB Magchargers user is in for a disappointment Another user sacrifices his sister to Xiaomi in exchange for a laptop Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/68563999/#68566648
aliexpress.com/item/24pcs-12-pair-T400-4-9mm-headphones-memory-foam-tips-ANJIRUI-original-foam-tips-T500-ear/32887287874.html
amazon.com/Samsung-500GB-Internal-MZ-76E500B-AM/dp/B0781Z7Y3S/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1546511587&sr=8-2&keywords=samsung 860 evo 500gb
lifehacker.com/5502841/extend-the-life-of-your-razor-blades-with-your-forearm
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

I give up.

Based OP.

Based OP

> money back after 60 days

thats good to know. i am disputing a macbook air battery that i ordered on 11.11 there was no tracking after 47 days and even messaged the seller - no reply - so i file a dispute and then suddenly item is processed at facility. The fucking chinks literally sent something the day before purchase protection run out. Its 55 days after ordering and the item is still in china and this fucking chink just keeps quoting this meaningless postage info in the dispute. I hope hope Ali steps on this fuckers balls hard on day 60 ... i have had literally had 15minutes of battery life this whole waste of time and it wont be getting fixed any time soon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>News
• Headphone replacement pads are not good • "NES" gamepad • Plush is loved • Foam eartips survive package breach • A cup! • "Dear friend" • Very cheap robot housemaid • "Please understand" • "Many wishes" • Earphones arrive • USB sound card and phone adhesive • user is happy with his new magnetic USB cables • "Dear leaf friend, please understand" • user falls for the IEMEMEs Bluetooth cable • May the shark be with you, always • "Please wait"

What knockoff gillette fusion blades are worth getting?

This scam shit is common now. See
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/68563999/#68566648
If you follow the link in the archive and view the transaction history, you'll be amazed to see how many NPCs pay for this scam.

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OP here, thanks user. I'll add it to the next thread.
Doing this on mobile is suffering ;_;.

Can anyone suggest a MS Surface alternative? Need it for design sketching while I'm out and about.

Im just gonna tell aliexpress support about it

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Chink ereader when

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bought some qt2 on AliExpress. It's broken but the seller asks me for a video. Do I have to provide a video? It's under warranty but I received the item a long time ago
.what should I do

I want to fuck that boy.

that's pretty gay when there's a girl on the left

>girl

yeah

I need a finger-mouse-thing because reasons
Anything good around or I just go with this 5 bucks one?

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Welcome to /csg/ - Chinese Shopping General

Where can I buy a cheap bunch (5pcs?) of decent-quality 8GB USB3 flash drives?

aliexpress

how does that thing work?

Why are white people like this?

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You know (((why)))

Questions about miband 3.

Anybody tried showering with it regularly?

Is the vibrating alarm strong enough to wake you?

friggin lasers

SUPRISE PACKAGE !

INSANE. I ordered this on Dec 17th and this is by far the quikest delivery ever to Australia. Based.

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Doesnt seem like much but i can now end my FOAM ANXIETY. Here we have 24 big black tips for US $7.86

If you are /IEMg/ you know how quickly foams can tear and turn rank. They can be rather expensive too for what they are. Some other stores charge $5 for 4 pairs in shit colours. This a great price for 24.

The picture sucks but left are the new T400 tips, middle are the wooeasy T400 tips and right are shit KZ tips that are a very small large. There is a bit of difference between them all IRL

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Just Loving the shit out of the Zishan DSD / Revonext QT2 combo. Its been delivering Jaw Dropping levels of SUB-NIG-BASS

oh forgot link for tips

aliexpress.com/item/24pcs-12-pair-T400-4-9mm-headphones-memory-foam-tips-ANJIRUI-original-foam-tips-T500-ear/32887287874.html

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Post weird shit you see while buying chinkshit

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It's bullshit, they ship the items anyway if you wait.

Why are the news from a few threads back? What the fuck, OP?

>Falling for the bait

Look what came today !

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thats weird I have these same exact things sitting ready to order, how do you like the dap? does the battery look replaceable? fucking weird, or maybe im here too much

So chinks, which tablet can you recommend for the sole purpose of reading mango?
Nook HD+ died, then a Cube i6 died, so no mango outside main computer. I like them at least 9 american centimeters.

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Get a Mi Pad 4

Link to the smugpepe?

I wear my Mi Band 2 to shower. I have to remove it from time to time otherwise the skin under it get weirdly smooth

With miband 2 the alarm worked for me, though i usually set 2 alarms, one hard normal alarm when i needed to wake up and the mi alarm slightly before that, just in case the mi one wouldn't wake me up.

If you are hard to wake up you can ignore the mi alarm but does slowly wake you up, and by the time the real alarm goes off its less of a shock and you can just wake up, I was a lot less grumpy/tired when waking up this way.

I stopped using it though because going to bed with the armband on was annoying to me.

What did you pay for this and why would you buy samsung from the chinks?

Next time buy KingDian my friend

Sounding is actually Arabic in origin.

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Hey /csg/ my t420 is dying and I'm going to pick up a t400 dirt cheap. What's the difference?

based and redpilled

>gillette fusion

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> how do I like the DAP

It has just one job. Sound Better than anything else for the price. It is exceptional in what it does. I mean I could go into how it has a fundamentaly different output circuitry ( true differential output topology) and I could explain and quote the chip data sheets on all the digital and analogue stages but I won't. I'd just get called a shill.

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drag the blade backwards against your forearm to sharpen it, replacements are a scam, they don't shave better

>he shaves his arms

>backwards
idiot
>also the inside of his forearm is hairy
t. gorilla

89 USD
chink ssd are about the same price and not as reliable. might as well get branded ones.

my father once told me to use the inside of a glass of water with water in it

amazon.com/Samsung-500GB-Internal-MZ-76E500B-AM/dp/B0781Z7Y3S/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1546511587&sr=8-2&keywords=samsung 860 evo 500gb

$72 on amazon, was a bit less during black friday.
I hope its a real one atleast.

Help

>used

upload the video, unless you can still dispute, otherwise you are out of luck and the best you can do is leave additional feedback that's bad

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Link didn't work. It's a yintal safety razor

Do you still have buyer protection and did you start a dispute? If you haven't started a dispute but still have buyer protection then the seller is just going to make random demands until buyer protection runs out. If you started a dispute then just upload clear evidence of them being broken.

this desu senpai

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fuck these faggots, fuckin nerd out, I'd really like to hear it. You have pushed me to buy it, did you grab a chink sd card as well? was looking at the mixza in 256g but name brand isn't much more. My concern is with the proprietary battery taking a shit, would be fuckin awesome if it took 18650's in that same form factor. Unrelated I was looking at similar bikes, that rig you got is begging for BBSHD and a nice bank...

To start a dispute you need to post the evidence though, I'm trying to record the earphone blacking out right now

FUCK YOU OP, FOR IGNORING ME.

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thats pretty gay, so they want to record it fucking up? goddamn chinks...

diff = 20

>new
used ones are 60

Chink'd

>drag the blade backwards against your forearm to sharpen it
Does that work?

Shanling m0 - does it do USB DAC on Linux?
Does it require other software to change/update the system?

now that this is a real product and not just a meme on indiegogo is it worth a buy?
also fuck samsung for clearly gimping the panels with white bezels instead of black

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>$300 USD
>android tablet
why??

This.

Android for 400$? Literally what? The only point of these chinese almost-no-name tablets is that they are cheap and run Windows 10. This does neither.
So all that money for a good screen? Fuckin great deal.

lifehacker.com/5502841/extend-the-life-of-your-razor-blades-with-your-forearm

Mipad 4 plus is the only tablet you should buy, every other tablet is dogshit full of issues.

Mine is absolutely gorgeous and perfect, the only issue is that I ran out of manga to read.

>water
the enemy of all sharp things is water and air
when you are done with any razor shake the water off it or if you have it spray some alcohol on it using a little spray bottle or dunk it briefly in alcohol
not much you can realistically do about air and without water it won't affect the blades to a noticeable extent in a lifetime on its own only in combination does water + air fuck up sharp shit

It's 400 dollaroos, so ~$280 in burger bucks.

You make pretty good content desu.
Fuck other people.

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How do I become cute anime girl?

why would you want this over a mi pad 4 plus? at 6.9mm it probably bends worse than an ipad, it better have an srgb mode because android doesn't have proper color management, and lol at the mediatek soc

You have to believe.

Yeah, I realized it too late it's kiwi bucks, but 280$ is still not that cheap for what you get.

Dollaroos = AUD
Burger bucks = USD

Ah.

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jesus did you even look at the picture? look at that string of posts for gods sake.

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>tfw 3000 coins expired
Why would the chinks do this to me?

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>jesus did you even look at the picture
I looked at the thumbnail, I was too lazy to click on the pic.

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COINS EXPIRE?!

Anyone here know what chinks on ebay mean when they say 'Please accept our partial refund'?

Where am I supposed to do that? Or am I supposed to hit 'Return' on the thing I bought?

Fuck, 5000 coins gone...

oof?

Why did they put tag shai on that screen

Can anyone help me find where to purchase this?

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yes some of them expired on dec 31 2018 and others will expire later. i've read it in the rules somewhere. it's not like there is much you could spend them on anyway. don't bother with the gay daily coins and minigames just take the coins from adding shit to your cart during promotions.

Check out my new boosts

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Nice. Link?

So, my 64gb shark is recognized as a samsung, what's the deal with that?

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Yay my charger came! It's my first time buying from Ali so I was a bit nervous.
It only took a couple of weeks to get here in Italy so I'm pretty happy.

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but why

Probably because he is too unfamiliar with DNMs or something like that

I want to buy a case for my xiaomeme
Can anyone redpill me on what phone case to buy?

I'm thinking either a frosted shield that covers only the back or a flip-case out of "leather" or similar, but that doesn't seem to help protect the screen much more at all, unless I go buttonfag case (which I don't want as it's thick af)

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