New Jow Forums humour except its old

new Jow Forums humour except its old

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patents.google.com/patent/US8941513B1
patents.google.com/patent/US9124295B2
patents.google.com/patent/US9419716B2
patents.google.com/patent/US10028277B2
patents.google.com/patent/US10101907B2
cyborg.co/about
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wavelength-division_multiplexing
cyborg.co/about/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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>2013

Holy fuck, time files. That kid probably already works in the industry while I'm still here laughing at retarded pictures.

Time to kms

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>tfw twn be Fire Burnin' playing in the background on Jow Forums again

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Either that's wired wrong, or it wasn't what the tape label implies. The wider prong is the neutral.

damn i've seen that image a lot flipping through my folder and that never occurred to me haha
also
>tfw you will never have a de theme this perfect

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>bashing based Cyborg
I don't see you having five patents for groundbreaking technology.
patents.google.com/patent/US8941513B1
patents.google.com/patent/US9124295B2
patents.google.com/patent/US9419716B2
patents.google.com/patent/US10028277B2
patents.google.com/patent/US10101907B2

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>convert data to RGB and then transmit it
Wtf? RGBfags have really gone that far.
Fucking RGB wifi signal

Better slow than the rest.

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And i thought the tomato sauce in my laptop wasn't bad enough.

>137 unix timestamp
now we're getting into the really old

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cyborg.co/about
>yfw his company STILL EXISTS

how the fuck did the USPTO grant that patent, it already exists: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wavelength-division_multiplexing

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Not only does it exist, he also assembled a team of true professionals around him.
cyborg.co/about/

What the fuck, he has an office in the ny wtc and a bunch of hired people.

>tfw springfieldpc.dyndns.org is dead
when did it die? come back you glorious user ;_;7

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>Introducing Spectrocable, the next generation optical fiber system allowing for the greatest throughput on the market. Using 16 million different colors to increase efficiency, Spectrocable allows for a speed of over 10^54000 bits per second. This is, by a factor of several billion, the fastest technology on the market.
>Introducing Stealth Wireless, the next generation wireless networking system allowing for the greatest bandwidth on the market. Being the wireless version of Spectrocable, and using some proprietary compression algorithms, this technology allows for a speed of over 10^55000 bits per second. This is, by far, the world’s fastest wireless network.
>Introducing Shadow, the world’s most efficient compression algorithm. Utilizing binary probabilities, Shadow is able to compress data in an unprecedented manner. Shadow is able to compress a 7 gigabyte movie into a mere kilobyte. This magnitude of compression makes it, by an unimaginable factor, the most advanced compression algorithm on the market.
>Introducing Spectre Vault, the first unbreakable encryption algorithm. By utilizing physical identifiers on its proprietary chips, Spectre Vault is able to transfer sensitive data without any chance of interception, thereby effectively stops online identity theft and drastically reduces malicious use of the internet.

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this has got to be an elaborate money laundering scheme or something

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Would this face lie to you?

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I often bring a monitor with me to the library. Am I autistic?

yes

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I’m still mad

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i have a gateway with one of these slot 1 athlons.

only 650MHz but it would have been a monster in its time with the voodoo3 3000 and 256MB of ram.

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some1 check those linkedins wtf

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Baby pics of Jow Forums?

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Looks like someone was studying the blade

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which botnet found out so much against me? I though I was safe

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kek'd

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>10PB to 1.2KB
SHANNON BTFO. How will mathematics ever recover?

I seriously wonder if anyone has ever made the computer their chair. I'd do it myself but i don't know dick about building computers.

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I don't get it

niggers

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i've seen a gif where someone drops their phone into one of those

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No one on the list checks out, the Bell Labs guy has a really extensive profile, but there's not one mention of Cyborg. He's also been unemployed for 3 plus years.

The other two guys have 20 something connections and just a few academic listings, literally high school and shit.

None of the "advisors" mention Cyborg at all.

All in all, very odd.

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Ruskies living in crumbling Hruščovkas yet iphone x.

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You very well might be, depends a bit on the monitor I guess.

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CRT

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That would have been pretty gud if it had a good day, and something to keep the heat away from the other components.

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