If you don't know at least three programming languages you don't have any business posting on Jow Forums

Web development is a mistake

but Jow Forums isn't about programming, that's /prog/

Funny that I only need one to actually get paid.
How does it feel being a special kind of stupid

> Be Me
> Try to learn a coding language
> Ask friend where to check
> Get sent to Jow Forums
> Look for a thread where my fellow man has a shred of decency and is offering up tutorials and what not for beginners.
> Look longer.
> Still Looking.
> Turns out every single fucking thread on Jow Forums has absolutely nothing to do with technology, but is just a bunch of gate-keeping linux try-hards.

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Funny how linuxtards love to gatekeep people, but when they get gatekeep'd they sperg out

A real programmer can adapt to any situation. A real programmer can read code in any language and understand kind of what it's doing. A real programmer isn't afraid to pull up documentation or go on stack overflow to hack together some code that works

>but when they get gatekeep'd they sperg out
dude anything happens and they sperg out
their entire purpose in life is sperging out

This isn't a programming board. I know some use cases of some programming languages because I am an physicist.

I don't know any programming languages. I just like building PCs and hardware in general so I generally stick to /pcbg/.

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Lol, im a webdev and even i know at least 3.

HTML, CSS, JavaScript, React, JSON

>crtl+f
>no results for assembly

No one here is gonna make it.

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Java C# and pascal
If by 'know' you mean know what's going under the hood and don't produce pajeet tier code then just java

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I always chuckle when people rattle off languages they know. there's like 3 different kinds of programming fundamentally, the rest is syntax

You're a walking dunning kruger.
Try reading specification of any language and edge case behaviour.

hey there faggot what's it like in newfags city

these fucking people think that knowing C means they know C++

i'm over 9000miles away but fag tonight you look so iffy yes you do

I knew basic html.

Is that good enough?

>Is that good enough?
is that enough for you?

I only know bash fuck you

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>C+
>not C++
You goofed

BASIC, Python, and I can use BASH.

Your move, bucko.

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This, based, redpilled, woke, etc.

>The universe is composed of quantum code

You're a programmer whether you like it or not, Mr. Physicist

> ctrl-f
> no results for binary

Gonna have to agree with you, mate.

>Matlab
>Python
>Julia
>C/C++

and you're a walking simpleton if you think that everybody else who claims to "know" a language knows edge case behaviour, which is simply not true. but no, keep saying that you know C, C++, Java, C#, Objective C, D, ECMAscript, JavaScript, etc.. like that means anything at all

what if i only post on sqt

bullshit

Let me know your answers to washus quiz

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I know more than three.
I can't utilize any of them though from heart.

Java, JS, C#. I'm guessing HTML, CSS and Typescript don't count?

Shit b8

>Mathematica
>Matlab
>Python/R
Fuck programming. I hate this shit so much.

Java, HTML, CSS, JS, PHP, SQL
do I get a pass?

js ts php python
i hate my life

you only really need to know one cuz everything else is just a slightly different syntax

Jow Forums has been for /v/ to talk about GPUs and video games for the past several years

>Programming is the only IT career
Sure (racially insensitive word for blacks).

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sorry grandpa but this is Jow Forums - technology not Jow Forums - coding and linux.

You got trolled son.

>he doesn't know edge case behaviour of language hes getting paid to code in

now thats a big old fat yikes from me

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html, css, js

>Implying I know one
That being said I used to be able to write Java and Python quite competently then I had a mental breakdown surrounding the topic and now I can't write in any programming language with my head feeling like it's being rammed into a brick wall at speed. Fucking kill me lads.

without my head feeling*
Christ I'm tired. Seriously though it's properly depressing, had to take up actual languages to fill the void.

I know of three programming languages.

do you program in XML too?

C#, C++, Rust, Haskell and x86 intel asm
it's not just the syntax, is it?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XSLT

This, Jow Forums is a *CONSUMER* board. We don't actually, you know, program.
We're just really aggressive on compiling other people's code.