Apple Stock Kill. Cook Blames Our Guy

Wednesday, Apple CEO Tim Cook wrote a letter to investors alerting them that the company would miss its revenue targets in part because...people are buying fewer iPhones because they are repairing their old ones.

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/zmd9a5/tim-cook-to-investors-people-bought-fewer-new-iphones-because-they-repaired-their-old-ones

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How can one NY manlet threaten a trillion dollar company? Has the world gone insane?

Based Louis.

Self made guy taking on the establishment.

Or maybe sales are down because people are sick of spending $1,000 for a fucking cell phone.

>Cook
sounds like cuck

based

um excuthe me hon, but $1000 is like not even a lot of money. it's literally the same as a $1 coffee a day for 1000 days

Buy low sell high my dudes

Louis doesn't repair iphones you fucking retard

i know you're being ironic but i wouldn't mind shelling out 1k for a phone if it was decent. older iphones are pretty great but newer ones are shit or so my friends say so no wounder why their sales are shit. jobs really was a genius conman.

or "cock"

>Louis doesn't repair iphones you fucking retard
From rossmangroup.com
>We provide the best unauthorized MacBook, >iPad & iPhone repair in New York.
Kys retard.

I have heard that Satania is coming this way and she is gonna say the i word!!!

buy low sell lower

Good. They won't go bankrupt because there are too many morons out there but their entire business model centered around planned obsolescence is slimy as hell.

iToddlers BTFO

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Tim Cook BTFO

Guess they noticed this time.

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Plenty of other big businesses do this.

true but they're the only company who's so vigilant about sabotaging repair centers

>cook specifically mentions batteries

what is rossmans endgame?

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That funny looking nigga wants his batteries back

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Based Louis fixes 10 million phones. AAPL file for Bankruptcy. Its logical progress

>yfw an autistic jewish manlet brings down a billion dollar company

>thousand dollars
That's so 2016
Nowadays you have to spend around 1200. But for true status in society you should always go for the big storage version for 1500.

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rossman on mysteriously died of unknown causes while sleeping watch

So that's why his bike blew up that one time

Who called the Cook a cuck?

Never compete with a jew

Crook

thank mr sataniaposter

Its really unbelievable how fixing ones personal phone has become a taboo for phone manufacturers. Were products always made with this mindset? Did they expect consumers to upgrade their gadgets every 2-3 years?

Louis doesn't even fix iphones.

Yes

>was capitalism always bad in the end
Yes.

Tom Cool

Every year, in fact, that's why they lowered the warranty time periods to 1 year

I wonder how difficult it would be to sell a cheaper but repairable phone.

based

No, it's those damn ching chongs not buying iPhones!

Tom cuck needs to fuck off and resign. He's such a piece of shit

samefag

I'd rather live in a society where people pay $1200 for a phone than one where they have to eat their pets and fight over garbage dumpsters thanks to glorious socialist economics.
(Spoiler:the top dogs of the party still get their iPhones silly braindead commie)

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Don't forget trading cigarettes for milk

Time to read marx then an open your mind, don't live your life being exploited

They already tried to assassinate him once. They will try again.

he isnt jewish

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>dont repair your phone goy, it's wrong.
Whats wrong with Apple?

Luis my man with the master plan

Why won't Apple just make a better phone than Huawei?

you're not our guy louis you jew bastard

Thanks but I work with a bunch of poor Cubans who risked their lives in haggard homemade "boats" and saw their friends drown or die of dehydration to escape the socialist paradise where Marx was mandatory reading for school kids. I bet you don't even know Marx was a literal satanist (Sabbatean Frankist) who together with Bakunin talked about their wish to bring chaos and destruction unto the world. Here's your you, faggot

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Absolutely based.

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Look at the fairphone 2, it wouldn't take anything to build something like that using modern components.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Socialism?

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>einstein
>wikipedia article
The memes write themselves. Why don't you go visit Cuba or Venezuela user? Or go read Marx's early plays and his correspondence with his parents and friends after he became a Sabbatean Frankist and come back....although I doubt your intellectual ability based on your absolutely horrendous post so maybe just go eat a tie pod.

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>blames our guy
>article literally talks about $29 battery replacements

Are you posting this shit just hoping no one would read the article or what?

fuck the brown midget

Except, they're literally blaming THEIR OWN REPAIRS.
This board is so fucking moronic.

>In his final words, Einstein cautioned that "a planned economy is not yet socialism", since it may also be accompanied by an "all-powerful" bureaucracy that leads to the "complete enslavement of the individual".

Do you expect us to actually read?

>every 2-3 years

lol'd

Pretty much this, Socialism is a noble goal and what we should strive toward - but an actual socialist society is 100+ years away, the technology, even today simply isn't there.
We also should not attempt socialism until technology and society has progressed to a point where it's natural - any time sooner is folly and will only lead to death and misery.

Capitalism is the best system we have right now, it's not perfect - in fact it down right insidious, but it's the least-worst.

As long as human nature is a thing, Socialism will never work. The post scarcity society is a myth. People in medieval times would consider what we have today effectively post-scarcity. Demand is infinite. People will always find something they want that they don't have and aren't likely to get.

>Azrael
lost

no. update at every launch

>Socialism is a noble goal
No it isn't.
It adds malaise and monotony to the lives of men. It's droll and dreary. No one wants that. No one would survive that.
You are just a lazy faggot all about gibs.

Socialism is a "noble goal" when you are a teenager angry at your school teachers and mommy and daddy feed you so you are free to daydream about unicorn farts saving the world. When you start working and learn about human nature and about the evil inherent in all bureaucracies and governments you will be absolutely horrified at your naivety and demand we take back individual rights instead of giving more and more to the State in exchange for being taken care of.....if you have a brain and compassion of course.
If you are a limpwristed brainlet you will remain a leftist and beg for daddy government to take care of everything in exchange for your freedom.
Then there's the true evil ones: the politicians, bureaucrats and champagne socialists who know the reality of the gig and play it because they seek power over others. Do not forget just 60 years ago communists in American college campuses were unironically discussing how they estimated about 20 million of Americans would have to be murdered because they wouldn't be able to be re educated.....this is the true face of "socialist utopia" and you can watch it happen live, right now, in Venezuela.

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>droll

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Apple could have payed Louis $10M to shut up and retire.
They also could have payed $25k to have him assassinated (yes, it's that cheap).

Instead they spend all their money on lawyers who failed, go figure.

You clearly didn't read my post.

It is pretty funny watching how fucked everyone made their lives willingly.
Fucking fat fucks farting around for what seems an eternity to get their next machine-made meal dipped in grease and fried in lard.

Yeah, right. Are you Sargon of Akkad?

Americans confusing socialism and communism is so funny every time. You guys should stick to Jow Forums.

Europeans confusing nigger dicks with sand nigger dicks. You should go back to suck yourself off.

what?

No?

My country has more whites than muttland has ever had so yes, I'm not very familiar with various nigger dicks like you mutts are.

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Yeah. It's completely mad.
Back in the day they'd just send assassins. PC gone mad.

>sugar shock babble

what a bluepilled cuck. And you tell me this guy is supposed to have an IQ over 99? KEK

25k in decadent capitalist America. You can hire a sicario in Caracas for the price of mcdonalds happy meal. That is the current value of human life in the little socialist utopia all leftist media was raving about just a few years back.
I did and I disagree completely. Socialism will never work in 100 years or 1000 because it is, BY DESIGN, a system made to give the State absolute power over your life.
>not real communism
If you have to split hairs over definitions of your leftist system of economic, social, and political governance which ultimately all leads to "give the state power so it can make the best desicions for you and make life fair for everyone teehee just trust us" dont act smug when others see through your bullshit.

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>what is nordic model

he says it in his videos, he only does iphone data recovery, he only repairs macbooks

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>2019
>muh nordic socialism
Kek. And I thought American education was bad....
But since you brought it up, enjoy the State taking most of your earnings so it can redistribute them "for the good of society". Your model (which wasnt really "socialism") was also only sustainable with a culturally homogeneous, largely educated and hard working population in a small country. Enjoy all the rights you gave up in exchange for "comfort" while you have it friend.

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He's right though

based HoMMII poster

fixing and buying second hand is legit for iPhones because there is no other company making iPhones so they are very overpriced.
from what I've seen Android users don't bother with fixing their phones or buying second hand because there are a lot of options and prices are very competitive, especially since Xiaomi and Huawei entered the market.

Based gays gassing the Jews

Im from Sweden.
Did you know that we do not have a minimum wage here!
We have the lowest BNP in all of Europe.
Our Police is underfunded
Our military is not called "the military" its called "the defence force" since its so underfunded and small that we can only handle things in Sweden itself.
We have some of the longest lines at our hospitals in europe
Soon there will be a tax on public service TV forcing us to pay 8500000000 Sek every year for at least 8 years even though only about 60% of the people think SVT is believable.
They tried tax Email but they didnt because they cant controll the internet that much (they had no problem doing it otherwise)
Swedes pay about 75-80% tax if you include all different types.
In fact "Den Svenska modellen" or the "nordic model" is just a capitalist free market with Socialists spending what the free market has produced.
We still have private Schools, Universities, Hospitals and public transport.

Based Louis. What a radical idea, you own your property.

Bitch that's almost three years worth of coffee which is a longer amount of time than the average Iphone will last.

>you own your property
My fellow lawyers, how can we prevent this from happening?

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Ya-no. Way more common [for me an associates] to fix our Android stuff with 'second hand' bought compenents.
>go meet some real technicians

>if you make a joke about capatolism you must be a commie!

The absolute STATE of this thread

of course pajeet, but India is not the whole world

And you have muslim immigrants living off those taxpayer handouts and raping your women all the while proclaiming feminist policies and forcing swedish kids using pink dresses, bravo Sven

cucking you and Apple

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