Any funny family stories? I have one.
>be 14yo in 2006
>mom learns that my 12yo sister is wearing thongs to school
>parents can't make her stop
>they assign me to "thong patrol"
>mfw I have to check my sister's pants every day to make sure she's wearing panties, not thongs
>every time I catch her wearing a thong, I get $10 to make her change her undies
>chaching.mp3
>end up making $9,500 over four years, not bad
>turn 18, want to leave for college
>mom freaks out because nobody will be home to panty-police my sister
>delay college, stay a NEET at home for two years so I can inspect my sister's ass until she turns 18
>only make $150 over two years... fuck this
>2012, finally ready to start college
>end up attending the same school as my sis
>drop her off at her dorm
>without thinking, look inside her pants, just like I have every day for six years
>she's wearing a blue lacy thong
>mfw nobody gives me $10
Stuff like that really makes you homesick.
Any funny family stories? I have one
My big sis had to make sure I wasn't a fag and thong checked me all the time lol. She only made 10 bucks once.
Did she spend it?
Yeah. She used it when we had our bro/sis movie night :)
WHOM QUOTE
My big sis doesn’t wear thongs because she isn’t disgusting
THAT RUDE
Ignore the bully
Who are you quoting
yeah im gonna need a source for that quote first
Good post OP
My calculator here says your sister tried to wear thongs to school almost every day for four years and failed.
I don't think she's very bright to be honest.
When I realized my brother is a sociopath
>doing homework in parent's at home office
>brother walks in grabs a handful of sewing needles
>comes back a minute later and grabs more mumbling "no that's not enough"
>finish homework go about my own business
>30 minutes later my dad yells from downstairs
>we both come down
>the carpet in front of the bathroom door, across the hallway of where I was is completely lined with needles sticking up out of the floor
>mfw almost stepped on it
>mfw my brother brushes it off like nothing
Fuck this is hot op
tfw my parents don't monitor little sisters underwear choices
listen im gonna need the source of that image
Artist's name is Wokada.
Did your feet?
>be me
>10 yr old
>chillin at home with 6 year old brother and autist neighbor, we’ll call him Kyle
>parents both over at Kyles house getting drunk with his parents
>dumbfuck brother decides to take a shit on the front lawn
>Kyle and I investigate
>While I berate my brother Kyle decide to fuck with me
>Kyle grabs plastic shovel and slaps the shit
>The entire log of shit sticks to the back of the shovel and becomes a pancake
>Kyle turns around and launches the shit at me whilst back is turned
>Hits me right on my leg and sticks to me
>NOTMYFRESHNEWJEANS.ree
>Chase the cunt and take the shovel back
>Scrape the shit off my leg
>Proceed to slap the shit with the shovel and follow Kyle
>Have him cornered at the front door
>Stand maybe 8 meters away from him
>Swing the shovel with perfect precision
>Send the shit flying towards Kyle’s chest
>niggayouthought.jpeg
>Kyle sidesteps out of the way
>Reveals my younger brother cowering behind him
>Little bro looks up just as the shit collides with the exact centre of his face
>The shit sticks to his nose, reaching from one corner of his eye to the other
>Brother goes full deer-in-headlights for a solid 20 seconds
>Just starts crying and screaming
>parents come back over to find me just laughing at the little faggot
>They start laughing at him as well
>Take photos and roast the fuck out of him before cleaning him up
Pic related, younger brother somewhat recently
Can we swap brothers
Wow, weird.
i don't get this new meme
le epic funny
> be me, years ago, still a teenager
> I get an iPhone for my birthday and my mom hooks it up with the iCloud service
> I was an Android Chad before this, I have zero clue how iCloud works or what the fuck it does
> I immediately start looking at porn in Apple HD
> I also start a Snapchat account where I follow lots of qt3.14s who send people snaps of their bobs and vagenes
> I take screenshots of some of these bobs
> they were damn good bobs
> I come home from school one day and my parents are sitting in the living room with a serious look on their face
> they sit me down and open the family computer
> family computer is linked to iCloud
> they open up the photos and all of my precious bobs are on there, in glorious 1080p
> I spend the next hour like a damn boomer, with my parents lecturing me on how iCloud technology works in the 21st Century
Moral of the story; don't use Apple.
>be me
>walking through Shanghai with older sister
>find an ”irish pub”, go in and order a couple pints
>chillin.jpg
>she wants cigarettes, I walk outside to get some from the stand there
>talking to the guy when 3 chinese guys come up behind me
>”coca?? coca??”
>they’re waving little baggies of cocaine at me
>wtf lol
>grab the cigarettes and start walking back inside, sister comes out to meet me
>drug guys rush over
>cocaina??? american??!
>lol user lets get some
>drunk sis just takes out her wallet and hands a guy 600 rmb
>2 grams user...
>whoa.jpg
>she takes my hand and leads me back inside
>we sit back down, so many people you barely notice whats going on around us
>lets do it here
>big sis makes a line with her fingers on the table and holds her arm over it
>here
>too nervous to say no, take the line
>tfw first drug experience
>sister puts some in the palm of her hand, snorts it
>lets dance user
>whoa2.jpg
>sister leads me to the front of the bar, do some relaxed swing dances
>one of the bar tenders comes over, he wants to take a picture of us
>sure
>sister kisses me full on the mouth for the picture(this is normal for our family)
>he tells us hes putting the picture up on the wall at the front of the bar
>cool
>spend the rest of the night drinking/bonding
>wake up the next morning partially undressed in my sisters bed
>have no memory of how we got back or the entire last part of the night
>screaming-on-the-inside.gif
>get dressed and go into the kitchen to talk to my sister
>morning....
>she waves at me but doesn’t turn around
>what happened last night?
>she keeps her back to me
>did we....??
>did we what user
>I have no idea because I can’t remember
>she turns around and slaps my cheek
>awwww poor baby
>yeah but what happened
>tfw no response
>never speak of it again
Don't be like me, I am a 43-year-old hobo,
I have a basic high school education
I have been homeless years
I have been unemployed for 30 years
I have to get my clothing at the second-hand store
I am so poor that I have to shop at the dollar store when Walmart discriminates against the poor and other minorities
I am so poor that I only bath once a decade
I am so poor that I cannot afford anything
Hello bant
One Simple question
Why do I have to have sex?
A little bacground
Im in college now
i had gfs in highschool
kissed said gfs in highschool
never had sex with designated femoids though
largely due to the fact id usually sabatogue the relationship after a few months with racist and sexist jokes so "thots" couldnt cuck me with "tyrones"
>(Actually gave me a weird player reputation for like a month in my junioer year lol)
Ive seen tits though
and girls dont find me that unnatractive
My issue is this
i used to be really fucking autistic and awkard
im talking self blackpilled from 1st to 5th grade
and i had alottttttttttttttt of bad experiences with girls at that time
I eventually sorta just destroyed the mental possiblity of ever being loved as a sort of defense mechanism
>if you have nothing to lose you cant be hurt ect
and this sort of continued on even into my teenage years where girls started to show more interest in me and i started to understand them better
I actually understand them pretty well i think at that point
and from my POV bant
they are the most disgusting human beings (morrally) in the world
i dont really want to have sex
but (((soceity))) says i need to have sex
why cant i just maserbate play video games and work till i die then hopefully get to meet a bunch of play boy girls in hell when I die
>also i suppose this will probably turn into a gangweed general lol