How do I become this guy, Jow Forums ?

How do I become this guy, Jow Forums ?

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Go to Chernobyl and eat some dirt in the red forest, then wait for the facial mutations to take effect.

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in hindi, preferably

just snort alot of coke and have buttsex.

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just bee urself lmao

Learn c#

Severely mentally unstable and unable to function?

I stopped watching in the middle of season two. Can you give me a quick rundown of what happened later user?

why do you want to be him?

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cuz I wanna be a cool h4x0r

>he was in prison
>evilcorp rebuilds the archives
>chinese hackers want african land
>fbilady turns and becomes lesbian
>corrupt fbiguy gets axed a question

>gets axed a question
top kek
Tv is western culture. nothing can be done about it.
install gentoo. then run kali linux in a vm.

You're already half-way there since you're gay. Just keep going.

get yourself some schizofrenia and computing skilz

Have a psychotic break

my dad has schizophrenia, how do i make sure i get it too. I want a psychotic break now not later

Lose 200lbs

I hate stupid shows like these that romanticize mental illnesses.

Well OP!
I make you a list:

>Do you know C?
>Do you know C++?
>Do you know common network protocols like IP, TCP/IP, UDP, ICMP, HTTP, TLS over HTTP, FTP, SMTP, POP3 and IMAP? (tip: use wireshark and wikipedia)
>Do you know a scripting language? (python, ruby, ...)
>Do you know OS internals of Windows, MacOS, Android, iOS and Linux? (book recommendation: Windows Internals, Linux Inside)
>Do you know ASM (x86 and ARM)
>Do you know know how to reverse engineer Android apps? (tip: learn Java)
>Do you know how to reverse engineer software and hardware (you also need to learn C#)?
>Do you know how to find vulnerabilities and write an exploit for it? Includes fuzzing.

You don't know?
>Read Wikipedia
>Visit a shadow library of your choice to get a book
>Learning by Doing
>set small goals
>don't give up
>???
>profit

kekd heartily

My dick gets hard thinking about him fucking Darlene.

Take a bunch of LSD and hope you get lucky.

sucking cocks

>the guy using a non-us operating system is being pictured as mentlelly lel in a us-tv series on the channel "usa"

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>non-us operating system
Is such a thing even possible?

You forgot to mention "lock picking"

Go to acting school, get an agent, sign a contract.


Is this show still running?

Mr. Robot Chicken
>February 20, 2005 – present

Yeah, it's still running.

he's got an engineering degree and has basically spent his life on computers so start there

Should I watch it again?

They just started filming the last season, which is supposed to air sometime later this year.

Not worth it in my opinion.
Season 1 was nice, season 2 was okay, season 3 sucked hard.

>take crack
>cry yourself to sleep
>use Gnome
You're already a robot man.

Unironically avoid hallucinogens including weed.

Thx, I watched season 1 and ...maybe?... Finished season 2. Guess I'll give up

hmg dot neocities dot org
or just lurk cyb, or sec @ lain

Watch it and make your own opinion.
Personally I don't like it, maybe you do.

Adderall

nah

but i want it

At least he has sex unlike you do.

I know, the show is so unrealistic.

Not really, 90% of the software developer geeks I know had like 2 girlfriends in the past. Not 10 or 25 but at least they had a relationship. Unlike 90% of the posters online.

Can anyone hack social media accounts, or is that just a meme?

It's easier to steal the phone, most normies don't even use encryption and locking with fingerprints. So you either check the social media yourself on the device, or you can pretty much turn off the phone and boot it in service mode and copy the whole personal data pretty fast then you just turn it off and the retard thinks it rebooted itself.

Not possible to get ahold of this persons phone.

They've lost their life to social media addiction. Closing their accounts and getting rid of their fake friends would help a lot.

sudo apt install gnome gnome-extra
>so I see you're running gnome

Read this book

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Ah, so you're a creep that wants to force feed your victim eggs.

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