Jow Forums ideal GF

bluepilled & degenerate

>looks like she's 8
>is actually 21

Naomi Brockwell.

Anri Okita

Are there some actual girls in /g?

Sweet, pretty, smart, and healthy.

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A BSD Daemon babe

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>ITODDLERS BTFO

Bumping the question

i want to protect that smile

Dang lots of you have a bad case of yellow fever

Me, i just want a bitch that cooks and cleans and wont fuck my friends

never been in any relationships before
mostly friends with just girls
slightly religious, but not enough to eat into other aspects of her life
has a job but is willing (of her own accord) to stay at home to take care of kids
above average intelligence and good work ethic that she can pass on to our kids
at least a 5/10, but must be in good shape (not fat)

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Yes.

I just want a girl who likes me for who I am.

Someone cute who I can cuddle with and watch movies

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Good luck with that.

I'm down with someone who has a slight appreciation for my interests, but isn't another computer person per se. Something different but also interesting. Like a mechanical engineer or a Premier / AE jockey.

What country?

Ill be real honest.

Short term: As long as they are good looking and sexually compatible ill put up with a lot of shit. I can always ditch them afterwards if the costs outweigh the benefits.

As for a long term relationship, they need to be able to compromise, and look from different perspectives. Overall id be fine with mostly just living our own lives but theres some special moments together.

High clock speed and likes to get rimmed

Emanon

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>JUST B URSELF

LONDON

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

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>when your entire body is makeup

>have nice big tits
>don't be retarded as in don't shill linux
I'm a simple man.

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what if she's a big tits linux shill

Unfortunately not from UK but looking for gf that uses free software so desperately that travelling to other country to ask someone out doesn't look like a bad idea. Could you post some contacts please? :3

Then I'll hatefuck her and leave

Was meant for

I have a wife, that's a pretty stupid question.

She looks 3D printed. Try picking a girl that isn't 90% plastic

Can't you get a girlfriend too

i dont know
girlfriends are not technology yet senpai

Small, whitey, funny. Like, I like to do jokes, I just would like her to be active in that field too. I *mostly* don't care about her hobbies. That would be the tl;dr

>linux shill
>big tits
That's just a fat arch retard

cringe and betapilled

< me on teh right with my gf miyu

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I'm a wizard, and I dont really care about women so I dont really know what an ideal gf would be like. Someone whose not a whore?

That girl is pretty much my ideal gf ;3;

underappreciated kek

Why do Asian women look like they have down syndrome? Not trying to be mean but honestly she looks stupid and genetically malformed.

this.

It's like her eyes don't move at all with her face. It's disgusting and nonhuman.

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This. Also must be willing to sit on lap to code together.

awake nerdy

>a caring person
But I feel like they don't exist anymore ;_;

well-read intelligent christian virgin that doesn't use social media, doesn't like anime, or video games, preferably white, tho i can also do asian or jewish

I settled for my wife because I doubt this person exists, but ideally a woman that can install gentoo and is also in top physical shape

A thickset blue eyed black girl who won't laugh at my autistic computer habits if I don't laugh at hers. Frankly I have a better chance of meeting God.

Doesn't exist.

This pretty much sums it up for the majority of Jow Forums

seikai, desu

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instagram.com/nyasharisha

dubu ofc

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Coraline is the ultimate Jow Forumsirl(friend).

Based.

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ur pathetic

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perfection

Dream

And reality:
youtube.com/watch?v=Wen9pI8iDZU

That's a male.

>K&R
into the trash she goes
no larpers and pseuds

roastie cope

reality 1:
youtube.com/watch?v=Yg3gUoUOonM

reality 2:
youtube.com/watch?v=B5yroBOnm3o

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Wonyoung

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>filename
Is that one of those asians that look 18 despite being 40 or something?

based and redpilled
dahyun+wonyoung+nancy=trio infernale

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This guy so sad desu... I pity both of them.
I have Asian girlfriend with big tits, she yell at me sometimes because I m too messy but overall she is pretty sweet and always down to fuck.

>tfw she's 14

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yep, the hottest 14yo girl on the planet
daily reminder that fucking a 14yo girl is completely natural and age of consent laws are an elite tool for population control

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age of consent is a tool of the jews to force 30yo used up whores down our throats

>Reality is an actual roastie who has to have sex with her obese handlers and get plastic surgery, playing a character for the camera
You poor fool. Actually upon closer inspection I wouldn't be surprised if that creature began life with a penis.

I got a boner watching the webm before knowing her real age. Am I a pedo?

she didnt have plastic surgery.
she had a 3year-nosex-policy in her contract like all TWICE members
she is literally pure and natural, now go and kys, you white nationalist faggot.
go jerk off to your aryan blacked roastie princesses

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beta and söypilled

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There's a huge difference between being a sick fuck attracted to little children and being attracted to a fully developed girl, don't let the feminist roasties get into your mind

i dont have a bad jawline
i dont wear those pathetic cargo shorts
i dont wear polo shirts
i dont need glasses because i am genetically perfect
>roastie cope

watch this video from the 45 seconds mark and swallow the redpill
youtube.com/watch?v=DCzL5I4Wn94

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Nayeon best girl.

>ok with making min. 3 children
>ok with actually taking care of them (nno daycare shit)
>not cunt
>is pretty
rest is extra

seething roastie

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Holy shit, imagine being this delusional.

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Top kek

fitting itt quiet well

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One that is white and has my babies and isn't a disobedient cunt. Also femdom is preferred (in bed).

>Hasn't had surgery
>Clearly has had double eyelid surgery
>Smile "lipt"
>Nose surgery
>Face has so much makeup and camera contrast fucked to shit to make her look whiter
>Dyed hair and hair extensions
>Skin whitener
Also
>3 year no sex policy
Are you retarded or why do you think her handlers would get her to not have sex if they aren't fucking her? These women are Asia's equivalent of kim kardashian and other e thots and you are too dumb to notice.
At least you are so preoccupied with fake personas you'll never meet that you won't breed your retardation into the gene pool.

Are these not all the same girl? They look practically identical. Sugoi!
Oh boy, I too want an assembly line girl friend, they make them so kawaii in Asia! I bet it would be like playing with my ponies! n_n So cyuuuute~desuuuu!

I hope to impress them and propose by imitating their national dance!
youtu.be/GKFKl22j1RY

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Wait, you're shorter than the average white woman? What the fuck.

i am 184cm
STOP COPING ROASTIE

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>>Clearly has had double eyelid surgery
Dahyun has monolids, what are you even talking about, you fucking faggot/roastie, kys

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a gf that exists

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