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Jannies can fuck off - edition
Resumé/CV thread
Kevin James
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Dylan Wood
Did the previous one got deleted?
Lincoln Bell
Yeah
Ethan Moore
it was full of Hasbro cancer, so probably
Nathan Johnson
And also the one before that, jannies are really seething.
Cooper Morris
Isn't this pretty much a Jow Forums meme by now?
Oh wow, it really just confirms my suspicion that janitors are newfags and mods are unaware of Jow Forums culture.
Jose Adams
OP, if this is really your resume and not just a repost them mad props to you. I love it. I know ponies only belong in MLP, but what can we do?
I only ever read Jow Forums and Jow Forums so I really appreciate you posting here.
Cooper James
No, it's not my resumé, newfriend. It's an obligatory one that gets reposted in every CV thread.
Lincoln Adams
I'm pretty sure that's Jow Forums meme by now. Even that spambot does not react to this image anymore.
Blake Johnson
Yeah, the last time I hung out frequently on Jow Forums, Haruhi was still the new hot anime being broadcast out of order.
Incidentally, I'm surprised to see that the word being censored is 'pony'. I just assumed the word was 'shit'.
As for resumes, mine is so deathly boring that it's not worth sharing. Just imagine the most boring Microsoft word template you've ever seen then make it more boring.
Gavin Green
Why did you censor it, OP?
Leo Rodriguez
Please share, it gets the thread started.
See
Ian Young
Rate / hate / masturbate
John Williams
Why bullets on the bottom are of different size? If they are sub-points then why not do indentation? and is it jpeg compression or fonts are just not pleasant to read?
Jayden Thompson
- More than one page, should be reduced to one
- Remove the about section, no one cares
- Remove the silly scoring thing
- Responsibilities should be grouped with the corresponding jobs
- Reverse ordering on experience, newest on top
- Remove the solar energy and autonomous navigation courses, unless they are relevant to the job you want to get
- Remove twitter from resumé
Jaxon Taylor
>5 years on a bachelors
Also, if you don't want to write your GPA as a score, then don't bother listing it at all IMO.
Camden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan
/mlp/ here: The guy did legit get the job, and not just because of the unusual approach used to design this. Besides there is a whole lot worse out there.
William Ortiz
Did he actually use this one? I always thought it was a joke (because of the small print at the bottom)?
Liam Ramirez
Can you tell us a bit about your experience at Recurse? I have read about it before and I'm interested in going.
Henry Harris
It's not mine, I've obviously never worked as a research engineer at both Microsoft and Google, and interned at IBM and Micron.
Camden Brooks
The design really isn't good.
It's very cluttered and there are so many inconsistencies in there it really hurts to look.
Your "//" are ALWAYS at different positions, this really doesn't look good.
Make sure that:
Everything is consistent.
There is enough and not too much space between things to visually separate them.
You don't switch styles randomly, why is one part of your experience bullet points and the other text?
This resume is the reason why people should spend the time using LaTeX if they can not be bothered with spending their time making word look consistent.
Eli Allen
>using LaTeX for your resume
Don't do this, unless you want to stay unemployed.
Isaiah Stewart
Where do you do that then?
Dominic Parker
>Don't do this, unless you want to stay unemployed.
Why?
At least it doesn't end up like the mess of the other user.
Evan Price
Use word like a normal person.
Most recruiters want a CV in docx format, because they put it into their own scraping systems that look for keywords and stuff. Your best bet is to use a default CV template in Word.
Thomas Taylor
>Most recruiters want a CV in docx format, because they put it into their own scraping systems that look for keywords and stuff. Your best bet is to use a default CV template in Word.
Really? I have never seen anything where PDF wasn't accepted.
Robert James
I unironically don't have word. Don't want to pirate, don't want to pay. Have it on my workplace though.
Ryder Cruz
Use it at work or use a student license from your uni.
William Peterson
how many pages are acceptable?
I always thought cramming everything on one page is the norm.
Jonathan Ward
What is expected for a college underclassman? In terms of format and content to focus on.
Elijah Rogers
Resumé = 1 pages (2 MAY be acceptable, if it is on the opposing side of the paper).
CV = 2-3 pages
Logan Ramirez
- List any job experience, even if it isn't particularly relevant
- Highlight classes
- List personal projects
- Any extracurricular work like student organisations etc.
Joseph Hughes
Bump