Wake up

>wake up
>there is no milk
>coffee without milk tastes like mud

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you should drink more water, coffee isnt good for you.

i drink water too senpai

want me to cum in your coffee?

take it like a man you lil bitch
a solution of instant up the pooper

>not having emergency uht milk store

Don't make it as strong if the bitterness bothers you

I'd rather get it straight from the source
it tastes bad no matter what unless I add milk

from my......?

a little known life hack is that if you've run out of milk you can actually mix 1/3 yoghurt and 2/3 water until it is completely liquid and then shoot yourself in the fucking head

lmao m8 pretty good

from your dicc no homo
pretty funny

thats ok
though if you want to drink coffee id jeez it in your cup

>not drinking black coffee like real men

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thanks user that means a lot
>implying drinking black coffee makes you a real man
anyway i just drank some cheap energy drink

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which one?

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everything for you

golden power

everything?

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that's not a good name for an energy drink

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yeah it kinda sounds like a hentai title about piss fetish

yes whatever you wish
everything

hm...

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so many ideas

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whats with your face senpai? why are yo so red and hot?

I'm thinking about all the money you could make me while I'm rotting away in my parents basement

SENPAI BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that was a lie sorry, I would treat you better than myself

Anyway how are you fren?

just woke up but I'm still tired
I'd like to crawl out of bed but I have no reasons to do that

comfy bed huh? thats good
I though you would like horny stuff today but I guess you arent in the right mood

I'm always in the mood

oh buddy you are so horny

>>coffee without milk tastes like mud
cause your retarded.

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can't help it
no u

well i guess you will have to wait cause im in a public place and my boner is kinda disturbing here

wait for what? embrace it

>no u
no you
you a laier of my ways, making up other ways as your way, just to fucking pice me off.
wen it's not separation is union,
and everytime something related to our political system, everytime i do a artwork.
you fucking trolls, control freak stupid assholes.
fucking zombies, lieing mother fuckers.
pice a shit losers.

NO U

i can do anything i want and no one will see
should've stayed home user
is this pasta?

EMBRACE MY BONER

i would if i could believe me, you'd beg for me to stop

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you would dry me out?
tell me more precisely what would you do?

I'd rather not, didn't you say you're in a public place?

If only you had tits and could milk yourself...

IM HORNY

...

i thought you were looking for love now, not just a cum dump

thanks, doc

i know you are poor user
you made a thread about coffee gay
i'm not a cumdump

will you forgive me for ruinning your thread?

you made it better

so what will you say can I interrupt your future post?
cause I kinda like turning your post gay

you're always welcome
but in few days i'm gonna have a different flag next to my id
it's one of the reasons i wanted your discord

drop me your and I will add you

good coffee is good with out milk you must have cheapo sheepo coffee.

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>coffee without milk tastes like mud

Please post warnings if you are going to drop the redpills

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t. janet