>wake up
>there is no milk
>coffee without milk tastes like mud
Wake up
you should drink more water, coffee isnt good for you.
i drink water too senpai
want me to cum in your coffee?
take it like a man you lil bitch
a solution of instant up the pooper
>not having emergency uht milk store
Don't make it as strong if the bitterness bothers you
I'd rather get it straight from the source
it tastes bad no matter what unless I add milk
from my......?
a little known life hack is that if you've run out of milk you can actually mix 1/3 yoghurt and 2/3 water until it is completely liquid and then shoot yourself in the fucking head
lmao m8 pretty good
from your dicc no homo
pretty funny
thats ok
though if you want to drink coffee id jeez it in your cup
>not drinking black coffee like real men
thanks user that means a lot
>implying drinking black coffee makes you a real man
anyway i just drank some cheap energy drink
which one?
everything for you
golden power
everything?
that's not a good name for an energy drink
yeah it kinda sounds like a hentai title about piss fetish
yes whatever you wish
everything
hm...
so many ideas
whats with your face senpai? why are yo so red and hot?
I'm thinking about all the money you could make me while I'm rotting away in my parents basement
SENPAI BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that was a lie sorry, I would treat you better than myself
Anyway how are you fren?
just woke up but I'm still tired
I'd like to crawl out of bed but I have no reasons to do that
comfy bed huh? thats good
I though you would like horny stuff today but I guess you arent in the right mood
I'm always in the mood
oh buddy you are so horny
>>coffee without milk tastes like mud
cause your retarded.
can't help it
no u
well i guess you will have to wait cause im in a public place and my boner is kinda disturbing here
wait for what? embrace it
>no u
no you
you a laier of my ways, making up other ways as your way, just to fucking pice me off.
wen it's not separation is union,
and everytime something related to our political system, everytime i do a artwork.
you fucking trolls, control freak stupid assholes.
fucking zombies, lieing mother fuckers.
pice a shit losers.
NO U
i can do anything i want and no one will see
should've stayed home user
is this pasta?
EMBRACE MY BONER
i would if i could believe me, you'd beg for me to stop
you would dry me out?
tell me more precisely what would you do?
I'd rather not, didn't you say you're in a public place?
If only you had tits and could milk yourself...
IM HORNY
...
i thought you were looking for love now, not just a cum dump
thanks, doc
i know you are poor user
you made a thread about coffee gay
i'm not a cumdump
will you forgive me for ruinning your thread?
you made it better
so what will you say can I interrupt your future post?
cause I kinda like turning your post gay
you're always welcome
but in few days i'm gonna have a different flag next to my id
it's one of the reasons i wanted your discord
drop me your and I will add you
good coffee is good with out milk you must have cheapo sheepo coffee.
>coffee without milk tastes like mud
Please post warnings if you are going to drop the redpills
t. janet