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iToddlers

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BTFO

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>you hold it wrong goy
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I fucking love these posts

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>400 um
That's barely noticeable.

so if its barely noticable, why are there people noticing it right after taking it out of the package?

Typical Apple Crisis management 1. deny 2. its only a small problem 3. its the users fault 4. (after class action law suits) our lawyers recommended this extended warranty coverage

>suggests
Fucking LMAO
iToddlers are pathetic!

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Hey don't forget

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iToddlers on endangered species list kek

fuck this is day old?
is there gonna be actual tech crash?

That's exactly what OP's post says. 400 um shouldn't be noticeable, but given the flat lines as a reference point, it becomes much easier to see the flaw. Granted, this could all be bullshit and Apple taking the piss, this is just based on my surface reading of OP.

>this could all be bullshit
It's Applel. Everything they say is complete bullshit.

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very based

>buy something that's supposed to be straight
>its not
>'its a feature'

Saddest part is iToddlers -STILL- buy Apple's bombphones cuz muh in crowd herd mentality.

Intel jewry backlash 2: Electric Boogaloo pretty much

it's less than half a millimeter.
Can you see less than half a millimeter?

>less than half a millimeter.

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>make a thin piece of shit tablet
>wonder why it bends by anything stronger than a light breeze

lel if you can see the bend in such a low res thumbnail, then you sure as fuck can see it irl
your damage control is pointless, just like your life shill.
I too remember the MacBook air.

worse than the nintendo switch

Jesus, no wonder Applel lost 450 billion in just three months.

*tips iPad*

M'Lady

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daaaaaaaaaaaamn unix looks like thaaaaaaat?!

kek

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>You're looking at it wrong

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The 400 micron value is BEFORE it undergoes the cooling process that causes the major warping problem.

cute gabu feet

S E E T H I N G

Stop bullying Satania.

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DELET

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Basiert und rotpilled

iTODDLERS VINDICATED

fake and gay

Imagine paying $1,899.99 for a bent iPad.

I know flexible screens are a trend, but this is ridiculous.

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aren't curved screens a feature now?

iBend.

I got fucked on the G4 FireWire bug and Apple never admitted anything. This was when Steve was in charge and supposedly running a tighter ship.

He was a fag and got AIDS and Cook is too. Wonder if he has The Gift yet?

Oh he's Gifted alright.

Honestly though I emailed Steve about my issue directly and two days later I had a brand new aluminum G4 to replace the titanium model, problem solved. But no fault was admitted.

Try emailing Tim, he doesn’t read his mail like Steve did. So Tim is the bigger fag by far.

>applel

based god
>reddit spacing

oh no no no no no

400 microns +- 1CM

Based
Redpilled

Based.

Redpilled.

You can clearly see half a mm, are you retarded or a grandpa? And bents aren't calculated in distance, but in degrees. Saying "we bend less than half a mm" is pointless and doesn't say anything. On a device long enough even a 2° bent is very noticeable.

im gonna guess tim gets like a billion moar emails than steve cause apples user base is a billion times bigger now.

> December '18: "“meets or exceeds all of Apple’s high quality standards of design and precision manufacturing.”
> January '19: "apple suggests new manufacturing process causes bending"
I can't wait until next month for what the next excuse will be!

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What's this red thing called? Honest question I'm not an animu fag

basé
pilulerouge

since the market manipulators at apple have decided to stop reporting numbers of devices and computers sold, we'll never know the true figures of whos bought up these new and defective devices, nor will the stock market, from what i understand.

has g always been so anti apple? you all sound like a buncha squinty eyed 3rd world poorfags.

Based and Sataniapilled

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Don't be a jealous poorfag. Fruit company ™ invented first foldable phone and now first foldable tablet. Where's your Android now?

always been anti-apple and will forever be anti-apple, tim cook.

antenna lines cause subtle deviations...

this isnt acropolis that they specifically made it in that way to hide the flat lines this is a fucking TABLET you mongol

>Fruit company ™ invented first foldable phone and now first foldable tablet. Where's your Android now?

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Glad i didn't buy this shit, was about to on Xmas day

>less than 400 microns

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