He guys how do I store some pics I have that NOBODY CAN EVER SEE NO MATTER WHAT
I need them forever but I can't have them in my house or have anybody ever see them ever. I have thought about putting them encrypted onto an SD card and burrying it.
Where do you keep your pics like that? I know you have them
what is the best idea?
Just store them as FLIF.
those are big, how would that help
> encrypted onto an SD card
Good idea for the foreseeable future.
> and burrying it
Bad idea, soil humidity will kill it. But it's your call.
>some pics I have that NOBODY CAN EVER SEE NO MATTER WHAT
kys yourself pedo
>How can I hide my cheese pizza
which “nobody” are we talking about here
your mom or the party van?
What's the point of storing CP if you can't fap to it. It's something else.
compress them into zip file with password.
upload to onedrive account.
Just encrypt it?
There are plenty of nude girls all over the internet, nobody cares about your mom nudes, OP.
this, whats the problem user?
or alternatively...
compress into zip file with password
remove extension
keep locally in a flash drive with a windows install files
>Bad idea, soil humidity will kill it. But it's your call.
well what should i do then
remember NOBOD CAN EVER SEE THESE PICS OR I WILL BE IN TROUBLE
but i must keep them forever
Post the pics
>which “nobody” are we talking about here
>your mom or the party van?
Nobody at all user
NO HUMAN
>Just encrypt it?
The FBI can break that now, they got into an encrypted apple phone
show bob and vagene
Prollem solve
Upload them to freenet or something.
POST THE PICS, PUSSY FAGGOT
this
> well what should i do then
Well, how about you decide? There are some protected USB drives, namely from Corsair. SD card, especially microSD, is a bad idea for my liking, since it's hard to isolate its contacts. It's a bit easier w/ a USB drive, silicone should work.
>implying
if it was true and fbi was an actual concern you'd simply delete it and forget whatever it was even existed.
NOBODY CAN EVER SEE THEM
how long will an SD card last? Forever?
I need to look at these pics sometimes but NOBODY ELSE EVER CAN
I put mine on a usb stick and tie the stick to a piece of string The then swallow the lot after stapling the other end of the string to my tongue.
Another solution I use is to keep a pack of 100 pitbull dogs that have been trained to attack everyone except me, in the yard in a pen. I then bury the usb in the pen. Nobody, no crazy fucker on the planet would ever try retrieving that except me
>if it was true and fbi was an actual concern you'd simply delete it and forget whatever it was even existed.
if you saw how good these pics were you would not say that
sooo good
This. Put it in some kind of container and bury it. Or find a nice place to hide it (inside a wall behind a power socker for example).
if you're not gonna describe the pics, then we can't help
sorry, not sorry
encrypt with truecrypt then put them into a passworded zip file then remove the extension
If you bury a USB, encase it in hot glue first. Actual hot glue, from a hot glue gun. Gotta be specific, just in case you frequent /gif/. Hot glue will not adhere to sensitive parts, and will protec from underground humidititty. If you ever gotta look at it again one day, just peel the glue off.
Password protected zip?
>NOBODY CAN EVER SEE THEM
We are just poor anons. Don't be afraid, just post it
OK heres what you do
Next time NASA is about to launch a rocket you get onto the launch pad and tape the SD card to the rocket. Nobody will ever see the pics again not even you
>This. Put it in some kind of container and bury it. Or find a nice place to hide it (inside a wall behind a power socker for example).
will that last forever?
Remember i need to look at these pics sometiems because of how good they are
>encrypt with truecrypt then put them into a passworded zip file then remove the extension
do usb sticks every go bad with time
What is your threat model? Do you want the pictures to remain safe against viruses? Casual users snooping? The NSA's dragnet surveillance? The FBI seizing your shit?
>this next level attention whoring
TITS OR GTFO
who is this cute girl?
get some dog shit
put the sd card into the afore menntioned dogshit
bury the dog shit in a tupperware container
Even if someone finds the container they will not rmmage around in the dog shit
Just use a WOM
Her name is Brian
Fuck off.
>What is your threat model? Do you want the pictures to remain safe against viruses? Casual users snooping? The NSA's dragnet surveillance? The FBI seizing your shit?
If anyone sees them my life will end let's put it that way!
Then delete your stupid fucking child porn and be done with it.
This.
Watch normal porn, you faggot
he never said that's what it was
i never understood why you guys just don't have some sort of image processing tool that translates pixels or adds all sorts of image filters and then you have a tool which just reverses it
no need for 'real' encryption or even password protection you just need to know what transformations you applied to the image
>who is this cute girl?
her name is amanda she posts on /b/ she is young
>girl
>being born yesterday
Just delete them if you're that jumpy, you'll find another girl to nut over.
Stop fapping to cp
Because that is encryption, just homebrew encryption the actual security of which is unknown and probably pretty low.
but how could anyone possibly undo that to the point where they knew what the original image looked like?
>Just delete them if you're that jumpy, you'll find another girl to nut over.
he never said it was porn
And here I thought you were serious. Fuck off.
Quite easily, there used to be image unfucking puzzles on /b/ semi-regularly with 40+ steps.
Print them and bury them.
No digital storage can be trusted not to become corrupted.
Since you stress you have pictures "NOBODY CAN EVER SEE NO MATTER WHAT" I'd highly recommend keeping the pictures offline; as nothing online can be 100% safe. Get a storage device, such as a external hard disk, flash drive or SD card, upload the files to it encrypt them with GPG, then hermetically seal the physical storage media in something such as a vacuum sealed bag (the ones they store meat in) multiple times (about 2 or 3), then bury the storage device next to a tree of some easy-to-locate spot for you. Also do not keep the GPG keys in your computer, print them and store multiple copies of them at your parent's house, at your work and other locations. Also when deleting the keys from your computer dont rm instead shred -u
interested what techniques where they using to unfuck it?
Post it to your Instagram. Not like anyone will ever look at them