What did I win?

What did I win?

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Pozzed dick in the butt

Aids

A life long sentence to depression.

A free trip to

>not a furry in the year of our lord 2018
why?

No bingo for me but the top row was very close.
Too self conscious to become a fatty

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>I do not shower every day
w-what does that mean, you're supposed to shower every day?

>EDM/Dubstep
Autists like that shit? I thought that was super normie shit.

>normie
the only thing that is "normie" is using the word normie in place of normalfag you absolute fucking election tourist
die

>I reference memes in real life
>I spend most of my time on a computer

How fucking old is this image to consider those things still "autistic"?

I think those should only count if you also have few/zero real life friends.

You forgot programming in assembler (or at least trying to), being retarded, Pajeet, Windows 10, can't into non-recursive algorithms, AMDtard... etc.

>What did I win?
pic related


>I spend most of my free time on phone.
>I references memes irl, when appropriate.
>%? don't believe in modern feminism, what is it supposed to be anymore, I can't tell

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>not a furry or brony
>doesn't argue with religious people about atheism
>doesn't reference memes in real life
>doesn't listen to EDM
you're a bit of a sperg, but at least it might be possible to have a conversation with you without wanting to kill myself.

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makes me feel better reading about how shitty most of your lives are compared to mine.

>Being against modern feminism makes you an autistic faggot

I got some bad news for you OP...

Makes me feel awful, seeing as I'm on the road to living like an autistic hermit like they are

post the original

duckduckgo it nerd

...

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close but no cigar

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Amazing, I hit everything besides financial dependency
(Aspie confirming)

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Some of the most normal people I know are against feminism

I'm kind of annoyed that I got so close

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looks like hiroshimoots datamining for the advertisers again.

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what the fuck is wrong with some of you

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almost bingo here but not quite

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Because the rest of us are in 2019.

god you people are pathetic

>Lucky Star
>Dubstep
>Bronies
How old is this

Haha fuck you.
Don't know about the bullying though considering it was only a few times and what I did to the guy later on.

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>What I'd did to the guy later on
Story plz

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He bullied and tried to keep doing it around middle of highschool because I looked pretty small, weak and girlish compared to all the other guys. I ignored him and skipped classes. Motherfucker decided to rip my nice coat. Eventually towards the end of highschool I began to befriend him. In college we got close, I got him into anime and trap shit. Even got him to go to cons dressed up as female characters for the "lols". Gaslighted him quite a bit and finally got him to become a trap (he had the face for it). Fast forward a year and he actually passes real well. Finally got my revenge sex, him completely subdued while I'm on top. Best moment knowing this fucker tried to push me around and now through the power of; long term planning, visual and verbal cues, manipulation and tedious amount of "deep" conversations I was now fucking his (hers?) soft ass while he was whimpering beneath me and even moaned my name kek.
Pumped for a few months then dumped and moved away to a different uni and different course (what I actually wanted to do).

h-hot

>boy rips anons coat and calls him mean names
>user mentally and perhaps physically castrates boy and makes him into his cocksleeve in revenge
shadman?

He still had a dick when I left. Idk what he will do considering how female he looks now.
Maybe he will become just another statistic.

no proper etiquette is 2 to 4 days if you're alone, 5 if you have a bathtub and 3 if you have an addiction.
+1 day allowed in every categories if you nofap
- 1 day if your room isn't clean

not him but the fuck are you on about, that's nasty dude, showering every day is a must man, we're animals and animals stink

atleast im not a horsefucker, r-right?

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Can't be bothered to find template. Got a top row bingo, and if you asked me this a couple years ago I'd have lower left to upper right diagonal and G column, but I stopped watching horse show since.

I find it amusing that most people who replied to this are virgins. I thought the "Jow Forums is full of virgins" thing was just a meme.

>smelling like soap i stead of like human

Never gonna make it

If I was a fat fuck I would have a bingo. Some how some way I always manage to evade the cruelest of fates. My autism is strong enough to make me a weirdo outcast but weak enough that I don't practice the worst kinds of self sabotage.

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Hehey, got'em

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btw i'm 18 and russian

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I'm in the clear.

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>hey at least I'm not one of those losers who watch anime

Already made it

I haven't washed my skin in over three years where it doesn't fold. That means I've only washed my pits, crotch, hands and toes daily and my head every 3 days. I do not stink at all. Whatsoever.

why is masturbating 3+ times a week there?
Chads do it too

I don't understand, I masturbate at least 2 times a day, sometimes just once a day if it's a busy day, I don't understand how people can manage to only fap 3 times a week

incels have convinced themselves masturbation is bad for some reason

It wrecks your sexual drive. Search for "supernormal stimuli".

no it doesnt

yes it does

this is like hearing virgins talk about sex
porn fucking with your sexual expectations is a purely psychological phenomenon
if it affects you in that way it's your own fault

my dorm janitor has fucked the maximum amount women i know irl
he faps ~2 times a day and probably fuck a hoe more than that in a week

Where's the fucking template bois?

The autistic faggot award.

Here ya go What'sasearchengine San

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>unironically using cuckcuckgo

>calling it live action porn

im not jerking of to this fuck you

Looks pretty bad but no complete rows so I feel like I win

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People have a lot of endurance or stamina.

That's the only thing they ever want to do.

Looks pretty bad but I'm only 19, maybe it'll get better

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Ouch.

Probably at least 2012.

no bingo but i got at least half of it, so im half autistic with my made up rules.
better than last 5 years.

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Lol

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epic

hmm

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>no bingo
Am I a chad

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Fuck I see it now

Where do you think you are?

Chad incoming

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fuck

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is this a bingo?

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why do maturbate so infrequently yet have anally maturbated? are you locked up or something?

at least not a weeb

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