Nvidia @ CES LIVE EARLY

!!! Nvidia is doing a presentation LIVE RIGHT NOW and you can watch it from either of these streams:

youtube.com/watch?v=wW7_rc3r8P0

youtube.com/watch?v=oiGT7nYSxdw

What are your predictions?
RTX 2060?

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twitch.tv/nvidia
youtube.com/c/AMD/live
youtube.com/watch?v=XZd9n373vf4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

twitch.tv/nvidia

LEATHERMAN IS HERE. IT BEGINS.

GAYMES

>self driving
WHO CARES?!
>lets talk about gaming
CARSSSSS!!

He's a fucking mouthbreather

JENSEN CONFIRMED HEART ATTACK TONIGHT

>2019
>Still haven't beaten Crysis GRAFIX

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GAYMEN

>FORTNITE
FORTNITE
>FORTNITE
FORTNITE
>FORTNITE
FORTNITE
>FORTNITE
FORTNITE

When his whole life flashes before his eyes, how much of it does he want to not have ray tracing?

how can you be a CEO of a huge company and be so bad at public talking?

>skipped BF3
THE FUCKIGN DEMON
FUCK NVIDIA

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>BF3

*sips*

IT

it just works

IT JUST WERKS

it
just
works

RAYTRACING. IT JUST WERKS.

>one ray at a time
>shadows JUST APPEARS
>EVERYTHING JUST WORKS
>no faking
>everything just works

GAYTRACING JUST WERKS

YOU BLEW IT JEN

IT

MAY I DO THAT AGAIN
PATRICK HELP ME
HOW DO I GO BACK
DO YOU GO BACK
AUUUUGH

Their powerpoint just works guys

IT
JUST
WERKS

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LOL@NOT being able to do a presentation

Fuck man, get it together!

>>one ray at a time
more like half a ray at a time
i fucking hate nvidia so much

lmao I completely forgot about this.
muh raytracing
I want lotsa cuda cores and lot of ram so I can do dank deep learning at home

PATRICK, HELP ME!!!!

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All joking aside. the way he talks really shows that he knows at a fundamental level how all of his shit works. He isn't just faking it, this dude knows whats up.

JUST

>It just works
>Presentation falls apart

Really made me think

He is a legit ee.

He used to be a circuit engineer at AMD ages ago

WOKS

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does anyone know when AMD is on and their stream link?

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He understand's it at a surface level, but how much does he actually know about the software side of things?

AMD will be on Wednesday

2 more days.

2 days and 12 hours from now

youtube.com/c/AMD/live

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pauls fired isnt he

WHO IS PAUL
>WHO IS PAUL
WHO IS PAUL
>WHO IS PAUL
WHO IS PAUL
>WHO IS PAUL

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Are there going to be any new product announcements here?

Ex Nvidia employee

Judging by the Ray Tracing shilling, probably not the 1160.

Just the RTX 2060

>type "RTX LUL" in chat
>banned by onions boy mod
yikes

>Explaining Turing AGAIN
JENSEN STOP WE KNOW

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Oh boy tensor cores
google tpu btfo

This has always been a primary concern of mine. They have all pretty much failed...

How many times they gonna explain RTX? I watched this shit 3 times already. Where is the new 1080?

This is bad...

inb4 110 minutes of RTX talks and 10 minutes of releasing new cards

NEVER DISRESPECT RTX. RAYTRACING IS LOVE, RAYTRACING IS LIFE.

>Constant stutters
>just like the 2080

Pottery

love this misleading as fuck graph

>greatest GPU leap
lol

>what some people call t-rex
I've literally never heard anyone call it that

At that point they just sound desperate to sell their overpriced well shaded pile of shit.

>all sounds great
>absolutely fucking useless as of now

Please

>Coughs when mentioning 754mm

THESE BIG DIES ARE KILLING US AHHHH

>Where is the new 1080
the 2080 was released already user, hard to believe but it happened. Time flies. Feels like yesterday I went to the store and bought my 980.

*awkward silence*

>T-REX
T-REX
>T-REX
T-REX
>T-REX
T-REX
>T-REX
T-REX

Does he really have someone else operating the power point slides?

>twice the horsepower
but that is a lie tho

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TRILLON

not this shit again

>11 niggarays per second
What did he mean by this?

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NOT THIS FUCKING CHEAP LOOKING DEMO

inb4 Fortnite with RTX

NOT AGAIN

>g6 fastest memory
What about HBM?

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>RTX
>Shits itself in the only game that is capable of running it BF V

HAHAHA HAHAHA INTEL WILL SHIT ON NVIDIA AND AMD SOON.

ITS THE SAME FUCKING ANIMATION
JENSEN WHAT
>dancing gaytracer bot
Fuck me please

Isn't this CG thing just a direct rip off of Starcraft 2?

It's not awkward silence, it's bored silence. Everyone has seen this shit already and they're not impressed.

Wouldn't having highly reflective armor be a disadvantage in combat?

Here is your RTX bro

youtube.com/watch?v=XZd9n373vf4

what a fucking joke

>demo with "adjustments"
the desperation

FLY RTX MAN

>its the same animation as last year

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>when the joke goes on for too long with no punchline

>20 FPS
20 FPS
>20 FPS
20 FPS
>20 FPS
20 FPS
>20 FPS
20 FPS

THE FIRST PART WAS THE SAME AS LAST TIME THIS WASNT REALTIME

Will raytracing help to render my linegraphs?

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This is all just filler. Does he have anything new?

Jensen looking flustered, not speaking with confidence like he usually does. Must be that billion dollar class action lawsuit.

ITT scuffed twitch chat

No.

who is really impressed by nvidia's ray tracing? Yeah the reflections and shadows are cool I guess but who really cares

Catpcha is broken for me

Nvidia is a fucking joke

fucking captcha doesnt just work

whens marvel

It's kind of cool, but it's not real raytracing

Nvidia should make a trading graphics-card game

shoulda bought a pass