Official CES 2019 Conference Day 1

*RISE AND SHINE EDITION*
LG LIVESTREAM IN ~10 MINUTES
youtube.com/watch?v=_5YhmzjNrSM
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS.

SCHEDULE TODAY:
cnet.com/news/ces-2019-the-complete-schedule/
>Bosch: 9 a.m. PT
>Panasonic: 10 a.m. PT
>Hisense: 11 a.m. PT
>Qualcomm: 12 p.m. PT
>TCL: 12 p.m. PT
>Samsung Electronics: 2 p.m. PT
>Hyundai: 3 p.m. PT
>Intel: 4 p.m. PT
>Sony Electronics: 5 p.m. PT
>LG Electronics corporate keynote: 6:30 p.m. PT

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youtube.com/watch?v=YcYunnJQx4E
anandtech.com/show/13680/snapdragon-855-going-into-detail
thewirecutter.com/reviews/the-best-dishwasher/
pcmag.com/news/365768/a-look-inside-boschs-driverless-shuttle
cnet.com/news/how-to-watch-the-htc-vive-vr-ces-press-conference-and-what-to-expect/
youtube.com/watch?v=FtpXl2XkMZI
worldtimebuddy.com/?qm=1&lid=8,5&h=8&date=2019-1-7&sln=16-17
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I don't give a fuck about any of those companies

>>Bosch: 9 a.m. PT
>I can't wait for the next gen of smart drill
kek, kys

5 MINUTES.

Don't you want to watch the latest in dishwasher and auto tech? Also Panasonic/TCL/Samsung/Intel/Sony should all have interesting product announcements.

NOOOOOOOOO

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IT BEGINS. LIVE NOW.

Don't worry AMD won't have their conference until Wednesday.

>LG Phone
>OLED Screen
>5 Cameras
Is that good Jow Forums?

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5G in everything

Not enough cameras.

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>2019
>5G everywhere
>Still get no bars at my house
:/

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>Smart appliances
>Computer suggestions to DO YA FUCKING LAUNDRY

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5g in your laundry

>That AI voice when the dude picks up the vacuum
LG is going to make this movie real.

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based botnet future

LG's AI voice sounds very interested in my loads

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I like it, it rhymes.

LG is introducing a Keurig Machine for making Beer
>This kills the micro-brewing industry

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I don't see this beer device selling very well.

I'm confused, is this where we see the future of invasive home devices that give our personal details to ((them))?

Yes.
OLED TVs up next.

People aren't going to want to wait days for a beer when they can just hop in their car and go to the store to pick up whatever local micro-brews are available in that area.

I can't wait, I don't feel enough of ((their)) soft embrace around me at all hours of the day yet.

Consumer electronics are boring now.
Industrial electronics, now that's where it's at.

>8K OLED
I mean that's cool, but is the rotating wall reveal necessary?

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>He thinks CES is for products
Its for tech companies to wave their dicks around for stockholders. Few of these 'innovations' will ever hit the market, let alone become mainstream.

>TV with meme "Deep Learning"
fuck that
tired of all this DSP inside electronics nowadays
Doesn't mean they aren't boring.

Is Google Assistant v. Amazon Alexa going to be this gen's Betamax/VHS or HD-DVD/Bluray?

double the botnet

>Propietary AI

No.

Bluray winning over the objectively better HD-DVD is a fucking crime.

>Totally not that other small-unit-of -measurement-LCD tech

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Shut the fuck up and buy our products, goy.

So they're going to actually sell the rollable OLED.

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>tv screen rolls up
>adds unnecessary mechanical parts
Yeah. That's going to work well.

>Rolling motor dies while the TV is rolled up
>Can't watch anything
>Disassemble the case and hang the panel like a projector screen with a blinder

But dude its a tv you can roll up. So you could like, roll it up and put it somewhere. It will be epic. I always look at my tv and get super pissed off that I can't just roll it up and move it somewhere.

Just buy another $5k tv goy

Who the fuck keeps a tv outside and unprotected from the weather

>intel 4pm

this ottta be good

when is AyyyMD?

Wednesday

Really like the idea of these fancy electronics ending up in the homes of the low-wage or unemployed, covered with dirt, dog shit, unclean dishes and furniture and clothes with a bunch of half-naked toddlers running around pulling on the dog's tail.

danke

Continuous CES Livestream Coverage:
youtube.com/watch?v=YcYunnJQx4E
Bosch is next and may be streamed above in 10 minutes

I'll be sleeping. Any places I can watch replays?

YouTube.

I've thinking for 5 minutes trying to come for a single use for a rollable TV.

If some nigger robs your house he probably wont take the tv because he thinks its some weird fucking table.

I mean I'm sure it makes transportation and distribution easier.

How so? its not a poster, it comes with a pretty huge bench where the TV rolls in and out.

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What really makes it shit, that it doesn't attach to the wall or the ceiling and roll down like a projector screen.
It's from the floor. Fucking dropped.

kein problem

When rolled up, you drastically reduce the panel footprint and reduce the chances of damaging it with no exposed surface area.

Do you honestly expect anyone to believe that?

Screw it to the ceiling. Flip the picture.

Someone (you) me if there's cheap joled 21:9 monitors

Honestly, no.

What is wrong with you to be so worried about breaking your TV?
Also moving parts are the worst option if you want durability.

>sit on bench
>*creeak*

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Lose some weight, fatty.

Is all of this shit scenario even necessary anyway? What if I want a TV in my backyard?

MOAR COARS
MOAR LAKES
MOAR BINGBUS
MOAR WATTS

Bosch makes a ton of techs they are like a secret corp boss tentacles everywhere.

Bosch is like 3M, you don't hear about them alot but fuck do they fester into everything

Last I heard they got into major trouble in Germany for helping VW make the devices that helped them cheat emissions tests.

Did qualcomm announce any new SoCs?

What do they do besides tools and car parts

I thought HTC was presenting today? Didn't leather man say last night that HTC was going to announce new headset today?

They announced a new one several weeks ago
anandtech.com/show/13680/snapdragon-855-going-into-detail
Their conference will livestreamed in 2 and half hours. I'll link it here then.

They make great dishwashers.
thewirecutter.com/reviews/the-best-dishwasher/

Also for this year they're demo'ing a self-driving shuttle car and an IoT Robot Lawnmower
pcmag.com/news/365768/a-look-inside-boschs-driverless-shuttle

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It will be hot.

>Their conference will livestreamed in 2 and half hours. I'll link it here then.
I thought the times listed were EST haha

Yeah. Livestream @ 1 p.m. PT
cnet.com/news/how-to-watch-the-htc-vive-vr-ces-press-conference-and-what-to-expect/

Anyone know what all Panasonic is gonna have?
Suppose it won't be TVs since it's PanasonicUSA presenting.

cameras mostly I think

Don't know.
PANASONIC LIVESTREAM IN ~5 MINUTES:
youtube.com/watch?v=FtpXl2XkMZI
youtube.com/watch?v=FtpXl2XkMZI
youtube.com/watch?v=FtpXl2XkMZI

>cnet.com/news/how-to-watch-the-htc-vive-vr-ces-press-conference-and-what-to-expect/

Thanks user. Hopefully there is another source up during the actual announcement because that cnet page is ad riddled botnet cancer; my cpu struggles just to scroll down on it.

PANASONIC LIVESTREAM BEGINNING NOW:
youtube.com/watch?v=FtpXl2XkMZI
youtube.com/watch?v=FtpXl2XkMZI
youtube.com/watch?v=FtpXl2XkMZI

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Gott mit dir

Sure would love some video.

>their video sream is broken
lol

Good fucking lord, what is a disaster.

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but Intel isn't on yet

Why does that make me think of requiem for a dream

intel is in 6 hours, they are prob going to talk about that overclockable xeon housefire, 10nm, and their cascade lake mcm

>cascade lake mcm
You mean glued together dies with inconsistent performance?

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Its ok when intel does it goy

>until Wednesday.
The fuck, wasn't tomorrow?

MOAR ++S

When's Intel's keynote?

4pm PST

In EST

worldtimebuddy.com/?qm=1&lid=8,5&h=8&date=2019-1-7&sln=16-17

Roger

why the fuck youtube still doesn't have theater mode like twitch?

Sports bars but they are shit places and I've never noticed the TV damaged

Wtf is theater mode if you log in you can make it black

>and they deleted it
LOL

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