Which Linux distribution is the best for a newb?

I mean, functionally, is there anything better than dog dildos? It's a dildo, it's a buttplug, it's both and it does both really well.
Normal dildos and normal buttplugs are rendered utterly useless in the presence of dog dildos' existence. I mean, honestly, name a single better sex toy than dog dildos.

I'll sit here and wait. I've got all day.

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of course the faggot uses screenfetch and not ufetch

What's the difference? and why not neofetch?

>NEOfetch
>using alt-right trash

t. autist

they are too long to serve as a butt plug, it would get uncomfortable very quickly keeping it all in for longer than a thrust.

fedora
>justwerks
>learn redhat and you might actually get a job someday
>widely supported

What's with that pump connected to the left dildo?

work on your depth you fucking casual.

It's for fake cum.

bad-dragon.com/pages/newtobd

Use mac,better hardware support

Arch unless you want to be a casual - in which case just use windows or mac lol

I know a way to make fake cum, I use it all the time when I'm deepthroating my regular simple dildo. It's way better

Trying to bait me into the old ammonia + bleach trick, huh?

How did you guys cope with when you tried to "ping google.com", but does not reply at the time of installing Arch Linux?

Not at all
I get some coconut oil in my mouth and then I deepthroat hard and the saliva and oil mix together to form a perfect copy of real cum
seriously it comes out in long ropes, sticky and thick like real load. Makes things 10x more fun

Can AIDS please go back to being an instant death sentence for degenerate pillow-biters?

Is Mint better than Ubuntu for privacy?

cumlube.

Was Mint not breached relatively recently? Gentoowiki had an article from 2017, has it been patched?

Geez that was a while ago. And yes it was patched.

Deepin

btw where should I post a webm of this? I want to share my invention with the rest of the world. Is /soc/ or /gif/ the right board for it?

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos. BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol. Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

The answer to this question has unambiguously been Ubuntu for a long ass time now and I'm sure immediately told you that.

oh thank fuck. What was the state of Jow Forums around the time of the breach? Was there the usual chorus of install Gentoo, and Templeposting?

Mac OS has the worst hardware support of all major operating systems.