Official Intel CES thread

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> muh human potential
Ryzen 2 won.

CES CHECKLIST:

Talk about diversity
Drones
Nonsensical colored LEDs used in a display gimmick
Random ethnic music ensemble
Promise to increase diversity further
Augmented reality

"INNOVATING ISN'T ABOUT EXPANDING TECHNOLOGY POTENTIAL, IT'S ABOUT EXPANDING HUMAN POTENTIAL"

That's it. They have nothing. 10nm confirmed dumpsterfire

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>my low effort shit tier meme still posted around
feels good. low effort for a crap company

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Post yfw you fell for the Intel™ meme

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Not really.
Most of the power from Ryzen comes from the neural network used to predict branches, and intel will just fuck Ryzen in the ass by using actual human brain slices to do the job better.

Either Ryzen 3000 or Zen2, please.

HOLY SHIT!

10 CORE INC

AMD BTFO

MOAR HOUSEFIRES

no fucking way. Wednesday will be a fucking bloodbath

>9th gen housefire
lol

GET READY FRO THE CRINGE

6 new processors! Hype is rising.

I WANNA HOLD HER HAND GOD DAMNIT

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2019 year of the Poozen desktop confirmed, lads.
What do we do now?

anyone get the mild 'born mobile' feel here?

> that belly

"Hey! look, we can do the same thing as a commodore Amiga"

preggers regret

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KEK THEY ARE TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU THROUGH SAMPLES

Is this Intel's 10nm?

yep. they gonna make a song in Ableton Live now

:]

make fun of little Timmy from AMDunboxed for being a brainlet

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Is this Yamaha livestream?

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no.

For less than 48 hours.

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What the fuck am I watching

This is showing me the potential of 9th gen CPUs?

audience is dancing with excitemen.

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>intel shills start parroting "music production" as a selling point
>intel demos "music production" live within a week of this new meme
Can we just confirm here that intel does pay marketers to sit here on Jow Forums and shill all day?

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>this isnt amd

it's over intel invented ableton live

RIP Intel

>really push them
I believe you

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They're proving the 9th gen can handle shit that even 5 year old iPads already do.

mooooooooooooooooobile

MOBILE
MOBILE
MOBILE

So they have literally nothing?

born mobile was just kicking the usual boomers trying to relate to zoomers conference to 11

FUGGG! DAT MOBILE THO!

Apparently.

Man, they have absolutely fucking NOTHING.

This is fucking pathetic desu holy shit

Yep.

Bwa ha ha
Incel is finished

When's Bryan making a cameo?

ICE LAKE

Already onto mobile? Where are my detailed specs on the new processors?

10nm

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OH MY GOD ITS ICE LAKE

ICE LAKE IN HIS HAND!

10 N M
0
N
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>First time in public

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INTEGRATED THUNDERBOLT

AMD IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT

Now that's interesting...

literal 'please clap' Jeb!-tier low energy

Oh shit 10 nm

TB3 integrated
Wifi 6 integrated
Is there anything Intel can't do?

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MEME LEARNING BAKED INTO YOUR NSA MOBILE CHIP

does intel not realize nobody gives a fuck about integrated graphics

DL Boost sounds like another Specter / Meltdown tier attack surface.

Did he say Ike Lace?

This is the face of an engineer who knows he has nothing to show.

no mention of cores?

what's the core count??

hello???

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not about the context, but the hype and cringe feels similar to me, especially with the screeching femoid at the beginning

oh boy the ai deep learning meme again

nah that's just the face of someone reading off a teleprompter

>they both said ike lace

Wooow 4K on an iGPU that's probably worse than the vega 3 athlon.

>Is there anything Intel can't do?
having yields

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>nonono you cannot do AI on Skylake, only on Xeon (TM)

He slaps your girlfriend and force you to buy Ice Lake
what do

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>Just puts the processor into his pocket
am I the only person who found this funny?

fuck captcha

DAS RITE

2

>We're just gonna slap some 22nm die on a package and call it a day

2c/4t like their old 10nm whiskey lake disaster

saw that too

With ike lace you not sacrificin' nuffin

Intel is bearmode. Are you?

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>no mention of cores

kek intel are finished

Weird flex but okay

Shadow casting, given that cheeky demo.

We can find water now guys

Fuck yes

Do you think I can use the AI to find all my JAV porn so I can sort it?

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DUDE

holy shit, they really have no idea what to do next, lmao

HOLY SHIT SAM BURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!