Official Intel CES thread #2

We now present to you: CAAAAHHS!

2021 pahahahhahaha its ogre!

cloud rendering meme

>Can I buy that car now?
>2021

Level 4

That's pretty impressive. Level 5 is fully autonomous.

No but it will thermal throttle on any trip longer than 30 miles.

>Jew tells Intel they need to step up their FULL STACK

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When will we see new products? They mentioned something about new 9th gen housefiers at the beginnings?

They have literally had a 20 minute showcase of a fucking AI library and what it can do for datacenter servers. At. A. Fucking. Consumer. Electronic. Show. W.T.F.

Where the consumer shit at?

ROBO TAXI

WE HAVE NOTHING TO ANNOUNCE, SO LETS TALK ABOUT THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY

wow sensors, so much data, much compute

Jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with tech industry? Why is it stagnating?

Which one of these is the new one? I'm confused with all the 14mm+++

>Israel

I'm gonna take a piss at my bathroom.

Keep me posted so I don't miss anything important pls. Brb 30 seconds

he already said 2020

most you can expect in 2019 is more 9900k housefires

OY VEY

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It is over intel bros

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it's coming true

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very shekel wow

stop kvetching and just but an Israel-Inside® car goy

>2020
Please tell me you're mememing

The Jews are not even hiding it anymore.

>not wanting to support Israel by purchasing Intel over AMD
Israel btfo:s Muslims so they're based.

the guy on stage literally said sever 10nm is expected for 2020, no mention of consumer chips

data extraction! man holes! UK

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Telegraph poles?

so fucking much filler from companies other than Intel

nothing
>we scratched the surface

Aman didn't seem very happy with Intel overall.
That was a pretty passive-agressive segment...

>I have to wait till 2020 to buy a new laptop

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>wrap up
>showed literally nothing

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He's wrapping up! Unbelievable. There's nothing coming.

this

wait it's over? what happened with the new 9th gen processor announcement?

one..more...thing

Wednesday will be glorious

Someone figure out what percentage of the conference was actually other companies saying "yeah, we used some Xeons to do this and that"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

RIP INTEL

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>Soundboard demo
>MOBILE MOBILE MOBILE
>Laptops
>No cores or speed specs
>A fucking stick!
>Not a single mention of desktop
>EY AI EY AI EY AI
>A fucking tower antenna
>A FUCKING CAR
>ready at 2020(no specs also so its another delay like usual)
Rate this conference Jow Forums.

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Well yea, 10 nm is delayed to 2025 and once we get to 2025 it will get delayed until 2045.

Imagine talking about nothing at your keynote.

they handwaved it, said 10nm existed, and then implied that it is going to be 5c/10t

10NM INTEL CORE 9TH GEN REVEAL ONE LAST THING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that's it

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yea he said theyd be talking about them but they didnt show an- ohhhhhhhhhh !

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>cnet wrapped up halfway through the closing speech.

>Not buying superior amd chips

delete/10

Uhhhh, what happened to the "one more thing"

Hello?

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>Do something wonderful™

100/10 for sheer retarded audacity

They only made "forward-looking" statements about them. Read the disclaimer they showed at the beginning of the show stating that nothing they say or imply during the show actually mean anything

lawsuit/10

Apparently not.

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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nothing after that he said some PR bullshit about "do something wonderful" and then it ended

JUST/10

Another year, another victory for based Intel.

-32768/10

SONY NEXT PS5 CONFIRMED

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explain, please

Nvidia's keynote was worse.

this was the first thing they showed during the keynote

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>100/10 for sheer retarded audacity
>911
hmmm

there should be a CES general, this shitposting is really cozy

Nvidia launched a product people wanted.

>#POWERFUL

Nah, they launched a product.

Poor people don't matter.

>AMD literally just has to show up to win
>they'll still find a way to disappoint

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The car industry must be really profitable if literally every tech company are investing heavily there.

AMD is gonna be all coy about it after that Intlel shitnote.

its gonna be ps4.5

>Nvidia launched a product
yes
>people wanted
no-one wants underdelivered crap like the 1070ti clone.

The goyim can never win over God's chosen people.

APUs are only just moving to 12nm so she's not wrong since 7nm APUs won't be out until next year

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I get you, but that's still one more product than what Intel launched

>performance results are based on testing as of date noted in configurations accompanying the claim and may not reflect all publicly available security updates
jesus fucking christ

>All information provided here is subject to change without notice
ABSOLUTE state

Fucking Intel. Hoping that Zen2 will deliver much better single thread performance, or else I will need to wait until 2020s to upgrade

Is that Kaz?

>it's afraid

10/10 CONFERENCE
AMD BTFO

any gamers

ONIONS LATTE

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>be kike
>support kike and btfo muslims vs support no kike, no muslim, brfto kike

btfo kike> btfo muslim

What the fuck are the new 9th gen CPUs Intel announced?? Anyone know?